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Belles Of Shoreditch Card

Belles Of Shoreditch Card Our new selection of cards are ideal for any occasion and each card has been carefully selected to raise a smile, insult, intrigue and leave a lovely warm feeling in your tummy, knowing that someone has cared enough to get such a greeting card. The card measures approx 16 cm x 16 cm and comes with an envelope. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Belles Of Shoreditch Card

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Crystal Head Vodka Aurora 70cl Bottle

Aurora Borealis is the most vivid aerial phenomenon. Crystal Head Aurora bottle was created in celebration of this natural light display, with its beauty and mysterious visual properties. Crafted with the purist of ingredients. Aurora uses high quality English wheat and pristine water from Newfoundland, Canada to craft an additive free vodka. The vodka is five times distilled and filtered seven times. Three of the filtrations pass through layers of Herkimer diamonds as our final distinctive touch. Instead of exploring different flavours, Aurora was crafted using a different grain. It offers a drier, bolder, and spicier vodka while staying true to the Crystal Head house style.

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Chocolate Shotgun Cartridges

Chocolate Shotgun CartridgesDelicious and incredibly lifelike Chocolate Shotgun Cartridges from Schokolat.These chocolate shotgun cartridges will make a great gift for the country sports enthusiast in the family!Product Details:Ingredients:Contains 60% minimum Cocoa Solids, Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Coaoa Butter. Emulsifiers: Soya Lecithin(E322), Natural Vanilla Essence, Colouring (E171, E153), Separating Agent E555.May contain traces of Milk and Nuts.

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20 Chalkboard Balloons

Chalkboard BalloonsA party isn't a party without balloons, but sometimes the standard "congratulations" doesn't cut it. Let your creative side out and personalise your party with the Chalkboard Balloons! Design and create your own stylish motifs with this bold balloon kit. Included are 20 black balloons, sticks, streamers and a white chalk pen to allow you to doodle to your hearts content. If you make a mistake or want to create a new piece of art, simply rub off and start again.Whether you've got some serious party planning on your hands, or you want to make your happy birthday balloons a little more personal, the Chalkboard Balloons create a serious wow factor at any occasion. Product Details:Box Size (Width, Height, Depth):W21.5, H25, D4.5 cms (W8.5, H9.75, D1.75 inches) approx.Extra Information:Includes 20 balloons, sticks, streamers & white chalk pen.

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Hot Boots Pink

Hot Boots - Pink Simply warm these luxury boots in a microwave for the ultimate in comfort and relaxation. Scented with relaxing lavender these boots are great for tired and aching feet. Free size 3-7. No pesky wheat bags to take out, put the whole boot into the microwave! They measure approx 14 cm x 29 cm x 14 cm Key Product Features: One size fits most. We would say womens size 4 to 7 UK, No pesky wheat bags to take out, put the whole boot into the microwave!,

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Knackered Satin Sleep Mask

Knackered Satin Sleep Mask This pink satin eye mask is just the ticket after a heavy night out. Block out the light of day and keep that hangover head stable with the Knackered Satin Sleep Mask. Beautifully edged in black filigree trim and embroidered with 'Knackered' across the front this unsubtle boudoir accessory will let everyone know not to disturb you as you try and sleep off yet another painful night of drinking, over working or over partying! An ideal stocking filler or Birthday gift, why not create a girly hamper of fun pamper gifts, or perhaps you just want to be prepared for an up and coming Hen party. The Knackered Eye Mask is a 'Do Not Disturb' sign for the eyes and should insure that you do not receive any unwanted bother. Well, we can but dream. Knackered Satin Sleep Mask The Knackered Eye Mask is a satin sleep mask with the word 'Knackered' embroidered on the front Our sleeping mask measures approx 18 cm x 8.5 cm x 1 cm Great gifts for ages 16 to 160! Great for hangover sleep-ins, lazy Sunday mornings and migraines, simply slip this eye mask over your blinkers and catch a few well-deserved winks. What’s in the Knackered Satin Sleep Mask box? 1 x Knackered Eye Mask Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Knackered Satin Sleep Mask

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Smile Dog Toy

Smile Dog Toy Instantly transform your dog into a bad-ass pimp. You know you want to. Sick of looking at your dog's boring lovable face? Why not release the beast within and pimp out his smile with this unique chew toy! The toy is made of durable rubber and will entertain your dog AND your friends/family for hours. Key Product Features: Pimp chew toy, Made from durable rubber, Pink with gold/brown teeth, Not a food product, Measures 7cm x 6cm x 5cm,

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Instant French Accent Spray

Instant French Accent Spray The Instant French Accent Spray is a novelty mouth freshener! The bottle measures around 10.7 cm x 2.2 cm x 2.2 cm. The spearmint breath spray is made in the UK and not tested on animals. It makes a funny Birthday gift for men and stocking stuffer for women! Key Product Features: The Instant French Accent Spray is a novelty mouth freshener!, The bottle measures around 10.7 cm x 2.2 cm x 2.2 cm, The spearmint breath spray is made in the UK and not tested on animals., It makes a funny Birthday gift for men and stocking stuffer for women!,

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Dear Mum From You To Me Journal Me To You Life Diary

Dear Mum From You To Me Journal - Me To You Life Diary This wonderful Dear Mum From Me to You Journal is packed with 60 questions to help your mum record events, family history and her aspirations. The idea is to give it to your Mum, she then fills in as many questions as she wants and then hands it back to you to treasure. Not only is this a very special heirloom gift, even though it seems you are buying THEM a gift, really it's for you! These fantastic hardback journals will offer an insight into your family and can be passed down through generations. Capture your parents or grand parents memories on paper with our From You to Me Journals. This 128 page book will allow you to ask questions without being confrontational, those niggling thoughts that you just don't have the confidence to ask can now be answered in an unobtrusive way. Questions such as "What would you do for a night out when you were dating?" and "What are the happiest or greatest memories in your life?" can be answered at the flick of a pen. Dear Mum Here is a gift from me to you... for you to give to me. When we are children we are always asking questions... well I now have some more for you. Please could you answer them in the way that only you know how and then give the book back to me. There might be 1 or 2 questions that you prefer not to answer, so don't worry, just answer the others as well as you can... I won't mind. People say that we all have at least one book in us, and this will be one of yours. The story of you and me that I will treasure forever. Thank you, ...with love Dear Mum From You To Me Journal - Me To You Life Diary Our From You to Me Journal is for you to give to Mum so she can fill it out and give it back to you! The hardback book contains 60 questions on 128 pages The book measures approx 14 cm x 20.5 cm x 1.5 cm Also available in Grandad, Dad and Grandma journals Why not get both Mum and Dad a From You to Me Journal each and compare their answers. These books can be priceless when recording your family tree and history, especially for those who fought in the war or have a celebrity in the family! Your quiet Mother may actually have an amazing story to tell and a history that you never knew about. What’s in the Dear Mum From You To Me Journal Pack? 1 x Dear Mum From You To Me Journal Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Dear Mum From You To Me Journal - Me To You Life Diary

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Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure

Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure This Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure is innovative and compact in design. This stylish measure provides an adjustable portion guide for 1-4 servings. Simply slide the small lever around the side of the disc, opening the camera-style aperture to the required portion size. Cooking spaghetti can be hit and miss. You either cook enough to feed a small army or barely enough to satisfy a few hungry mouths! Well, fear not because those clever chaps at Joseph Joseph have come up trumps again and designed yet another fabulously ingenious kitchen gadget. This funky grey and green Spaghetti Measure allows you to cook the perfect measure of spaghetti, for up to 4 people, so no more haphazard guesswork! Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure Spaghetti Measure is an innovative, compact measuring tool for spaghetti! Cleverly provides an adjustable portion guide for 1-4 servings Lever on the side opens the camera-style aperture to the required portion size Made from high-quality polypropylene It measures approx 9.5 cm x 8 cm x 1 cm Stylish Grey colour with a green aperture Dishwasher safe Takes the guess work out of cooking spaghetti and perfect for controlling portion sizes! If you love spaghetti, you’ll love this incredibly handy kitchen gadget! This Spaghetti Measure can help you save money as it calculates just how much spaghetti you need! So if you’re looking for some neat cooking gifts, for Birthdays, House-warmings or simply for yourself, then be sure to get your hands and spaghetti around this super Spaghetti Measure. What's in the Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure pack? 1 x Grey/Green Spaghetti Measure Why You Should Buy From Us! Low price guarantee Loyalty points of future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Joseph Joseph Spaghetti Measure – Grey/Green

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Newtons Cradle

Newtons Cradle Newtons cradle is named after Sir Isaac Newton and is supposed to be a device that demonstrates the conservation of momentum and energy. Yeah, ok! To us it's a fantastic desktop top, ideal for the office. Idle away usless time watching the click-clack of your Newtons Cradle. An ideal office gift, the Newtons Cradle is one of the classics from the 80's that is making a come back as a retro desk top stress reliever. Simply pull back 1 of the balls and release. The Newtons Cradle works as follows - if you pull one ball back and release it, the energy is transmitted through the 3 static balls in the centre. The energy that has travelled through the central balls then reached the last ball, which swings out and back again. If you pull two balls back and release them, then the last two balls swing out, etc. Newtons Cradle has been a corporate gift favourite for years. The pendulum sound of the balls clacking together aids creativity, focus and relaxation. Newtons Cradle The Newtons Cradle is a desktop toy that can reduce stress Simply pull back one of the pendulum balls and let go! Newtons Cradle measures approx 10 cm x 11 cm x 9 cm Great gifts for ages 12 to 120! Whether you are looking for a Secret Santa or Birthday gifts, Newtons Cradle is a classic yet unique gifts that demonstrates the wonders of science. Thank goodness they didn't name it Newtons Balls, I can see the gentlemen wincing from here... What’s in the Newtons Cradle box? 1 x Newtons Cradle Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Newtons Cradle

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Water Balloon Catapult Game

Water Balloon Catapult Game Take your water fights to another level with our amazing Water Balloon Catapult Game! Simply fill the balloons with water using the quick-fill nozzle provided, seal them and catapult your water bombs on an unexpecting victim! Ideal outdoor toys for summer parties, why not get everyone together for a super soaking and BBQ! They make superb novelty gifts for Christmas and Birthdays. If you fancy something a little different to the usual water pistols and garden games, try our Water Balloon Catapult and enjoy a crazily good day with friends and family! Water Balloon Catapult Game The Water Bomb Catapult Set is a great water toy for the garden Includes a pack of water balloons Nozzle aids super fast filling! 5 x Sealing Clips mean no fiddly knots! Special net bag included to keep your ammunition at the ready The catapult is made of plastic and measures approx 13 cm x 17 cm x 2.5 cm Great garden game gifts for ahes 9 to 190! Can't tie the balloon quick enough before your big brother pummels you with water bombs? The sealing clips provided should remedy that! What's in the Water Balloon Catapult Game box? 1 x Catapult 1 x Back of Water Balloons 1 x Quick Fill Nozzle 1 x Water Bomb Bag 5 x Quick Sealing Clips Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Water Balloon Catapult Game Key Product Features: Natural Rubber Latex, Outdoor use only,

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Celestial Buddies Comet

Celestial Buddies Comet The Celestial Buddies Comet toy is made of soft plush with a fluffy mohican. He has COMET embroidered on his foot and measures around 19 cm x 15 cm x 12 cm. His paper tag has lots of fun facts about comets. This science toy makes a wonderful Birthday or Christmas gift for boys or girls. Min Age: 4 Years Key Product Features: The Celestial Buddies Comet toy is made of soft plush with a fluffy mohican, He has COMET embroidered on his foot and measures around 19 cm x 15 cm x 12 cm, His paper tag has lots of fun facts about comets, This science toy makes a wonderful Birthday or Christmas gift for boys or girls,

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Lip Flask

Lip Flask Surely nobody wears hip flasks on their hip anymore.... Enter the Lip Flask! These cool drinking gifts make quirky stocking fillers and b irthday presents for women . What about taking this out on that hen party? Shaped like a huge lipstick, these ladies hip flasks have a screw off cap and include a little funnel for decanting your chosen drink from bottle to flask. Once tipsy, you may be forgiven for thinking you have stepped onto the set of Honey I Shrunk The Kids as you hold your Lip Flask and wonder whether to drink out of it or make yourself pretty! Key Product Features: These funky hip flasks look like an oversized lipstick!, To fill with liquor, unscrew the red top and pour in the liquid using the little funnel provided, Holds 125ml, Made of stainless steel, silicone rubber and plastic, This ladies hip flask measures approx 4 cm x 14 cm x 4 cm,

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Cartoon Sound Effects Machine

Cartoon Sound Effects Machine The Cartoon Sound Effects Machine is packed full of 16 high definition sounds in a hand held gadget! If you loved our original and Halloween Sound Machine, you will love the cartoon version. From whoops, to boings, Road Runner whooshes to splats, this little box holds everything you need to add sound effects to the slap stick comedy that is life. A perfect gift for pranksters whether for Christmas, Birthdays or work gifts, simply press a button at the perfect interval to get the room in raucous laughter! If someone is on the phone, simply press the phone button to hear high-pitched jabbering. If someone rushes out of the room for an emergency meeting, press the running button to hear Fred Flintstone style sounds and our favourite we will leave you to discover, which is the little man falling down the stairs! Our Sound Machines are a superb way to add life-enhancing sound effects to any dull day and a great gadget to have in the home or office!   Cartoon Sound Effects Machine The Cartoon Sound Effects Machine comes with 16 hilarious sound effects, including a cuckoo clock, boings, melodies, splats and more! The Sound Machine measures at approx 6 cm x 10.2 cm x 2 cm Great for keeping in your pocket in case of mayhem emergency Suitable for those pranksters aged 5 to 150 Keep your Sound Effects Machine close by and never miss an opportunity to add humour to a situation. Whether you are having a bad day at school or are having to do a Sunday shift at the office, this Cartoon Sound Machine will add Looney Tunes joy to your life. What’s in the Cartoon Sound Effects Machine Pack? 1 x Cartoon Sound Effects Machine Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Cartoon Sound Effects Machine

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Hardwood, Silk Lined Box Magnum Box Gift Set

Just add a MAGNUM of Champagne! High quality hardwood gift box for a magnum of Champagne with brass clasp and hinges and silk-lined within. Quantity discounts available. Height: Approx: 40cm Width: Approx: 12cm

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Half Day Private Indian Cookery Class for Two

Your voucher is valid for two people for 10 months. You are free to contact the supplier to book a date for your experience. Courses run on selected weekdays and weekends; please contact the supplier before booking to confirm availability for your chosen date. This course operates specifically on a private basis and lasts for around 3 and a half hours. Please inform the supplier upon booking of any dietary or medical requirements/conditions relevant to the day. Minimum age is 16. Course places, dates and times are subject to availability and change.

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Half Day Indian Cookery Class in Hertfordshire

Your voucher is valid for 10 months. Pre-booking is essential. Cookery courses are available on selected dates and run from 10am – 1.30pm. Please note that all courses are subject to availability; please enquire upon booking. Light-weight clothing is recommended. Sensible, covered shoes with a good grip must be worn at all times. Maximum 6 people in a group at one time.

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Natural Brown Gift Box 1 Bottle Open Fluted Single Bottle Gift Box

Just add a STANDARD size wine, Champagne or spirit bottle. Strong, front-opening carton in a natural, brown open-fluted finish.

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Aluminium Case 2 Bottle With Wine Accessories Twin Bottle Gift Box

Just add 2x STANDARD size 75cl bottles of wine. Contemporary 2 bottle aluminium effect case with polished wood and stainless steel wine accessories comprising: waiters friend, wine thermometer, pourer, stoppers, foil cutter and drip collar. Quantity discounts available.

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