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Personalised Christening Cross Plate 8 (Grey)

Personalised Christening Cross Plate 8" Grey These Personalised Christening Cross Plates are beautifully decorated bone chine 8" plates. There is a standard design with "On your CHRISTENING" above a modern cross, they can be personalised with child's name, date and venue up to 30 characters per line over 3 lines. They make a perfect keepsake for a special occasion. Delivery Details Standard UK delivery (dispatched and made within 5 working days, plus 2-4 days to be delivered) Next day UK delivery is not available for this product but it can be sent on an express UK delivery. Which means it takes 3-5 working days to make; it’s then delivered the next working day. Please note for express UK delivery, select 'UK Next day delivery' from the delivery options in the basket or checkout Saturday UK delivery is available (if ordered before 12.00pm on Friday) PLEASE NOTE: Your order will be dispatched to our supplier, it will then take 3 to 5 working days to be made and will then be delivered the next available Saturday (before 1pm) Unfortunately Early delivery (Before 9am) is not available for this product As this is a personalised product and made specifically for you the item is non-refundable. Personalised Christening Cross Plate 8" Grey Please put your personalisation in the boxes provided and check your spelling carefully PLEASE NOTE: Offensive messages will not be processed and your money will be refunded and your order cancelled The plate measures approx 20.5cm x 20.5cm What Do You Get? 1 x Personalised Christening Cross Plate Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Personalised Christening Cross Plate 8" Grey

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I Love You Christmas Baubles Card

I Love You Christmas Baubles Card Front features red baubles and 1 white bauble which say 'I (heart symbol) you' Blank inside Comes with a silver envelope Measures approx 12 cm x 17 cm FSC certified card. Designed and printed in the UK Key Product Features: Front features red baubles and 1 white bauble which say 'I (heart symbol) you', Blank inside, Comes with a silver envelope, Measures approx 12 cm x 17 cm, FSC certified card. Designed and printed in the UK,

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Ice Shot Glasses set of 4

Ice Shot Glasses set of 4 Our Ice Shot Glasses are now available in a set of 4! Ice Shot Glasses are the most chilled out way to enjoy your drinks whether they’re wild alcoholic creations, summertime cocktails or innocent soft drinks! Like something from the swanky Ice Bar in London, your Ice Shot Glasses will impress and cool your drink instantly! You can freeze water (obviously), fruit punch, soda, jelly, chocolate and more to create unique, colourful and tasty shot glasses for any occasion! Why not put soda and lime juice into the Ice Shot Glass mould to fill with Gin? With so many unique and unheard of combinations, the Ice Shot Glasses only limit is your indulgent imagination! Ideal for parties, events, dinner parties and BBQ's! Ice Shot Glasses set of 4 The Ice Shot Glasses are a set of 4 fantastic little plastic moulds contained in a sturdy serving tray which enable you to create 4 frozen ice shot glasses using water, lemonade, chocolate, vodka or any other cool concoction! Our Shot Glasses are created in the same way as normal ice cubes so you can expect your Ice Shot Glasses in a few hours! Each Ice Shot Glass measures approximately 5.5 cm x 5 cm The serving tray measures approximately 30 cm x 20 cm x 4.5 cm The Ice Shot Glasses are suitable for special occasions, celebrations and fabulous parties! Theme your events and parties with an ice cool drink. The Ice Shot Glasses are an ideal way to enjoy cold drinks in chilling style! What’s in the Ice Shot Glasses set of 4 box? 1 x Ice Shot Glasses 1 x Tray Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Ice Shot Glasses set of 4

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Letter To Santa Personalised Book

Childrens Personalised Santa Book This rhyming Christmas story is sure to evoke dreams of Santa and his sleigh! With your little one's Name featuring throughout the story, and also in the gorgeously dreamy illustrations, they are sure to be enchanted. All children are curious about Father Christmas, how he receives his letters, how his reindeers fly, and most importantly, how he always gets the right presents in their stocking every Christmas! Written by Santa himself, we find out how your child's letter reaches the North Pole and how he delivers their presents on Christmas eve. In a traditional, silk finish cover, 'Your Letter to Santa' is sure to be treasured by it's recipient and passed down through generations. Your Gift Personalised You can see Any Name up to 10 characters gold embossed onto the beautiful cover, written into the story and also within 10 of the hand-painted illustrations. You have the option to add a personal Message , up to 2 lines with a maximum of 40 characters on each. This will appear at the front of the book. General Information This engaging Christmas tale is sure to become a festive favourite, and will look stunning upon the book shelves with it's classical, sophisticated cover. Printed on 160gsm high quality, smooth, satinated paper with a premium silk finish hard cover with gold embossing. Please note: Accents and other symbols cannot be printed. Key Product Features: A personal reply from Santa to your child's letter, Personalised with first name on every page, Suitable for boys and girls, Age range 3-8 years, Standard UK delivery - takes 3-4 working days to produce and then 2-5 working days to be delivered,

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Lilac Butterfly Birthday Key

Lilac Butterfly 18th Birthday Key Perfect for presenting to a special 18 year old! Item takes  5 working days   to make, before it can be sent out for delivery . Personalise this Lilac Butterfly 18th Birthday Key with three lines, 20 characters per line.  Please be advised that all spaces and puncutation are classed as characters. To personalise your item, please add your details to your paypal payment method (don't forget to click save) or please contact us via the eBay messaging system . Measures approximately 10 cm x 12 cm x 0.5 cm. Due to the font type used please refrain from using all capitals in your personalised message. As this is a personalised product and made specifically for you the item is non-refundable.   Warning: Check your spelling carefully! We cannot be held responsible for your errors! Please do not use ALL CAPS as your message will become unreadable. Key Product Features: Butterfly design '18' key, finished with lilac crystals, loop ribbon and a tag, Personalise tag with a message (please do not use all caps, as this makes text illegible), Measures approx 10 cm x 12 cm x 0.5 cm, Comes gift boxed (silk lined and with a clear lid), Takes 1-3 working days to produce,

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Personalised Hearts Bauble

Personalised Hearts Bauble Made of ceramic Your message will appear on the back and can be up to 4 lines with 20 characters per line Christmas tree decoration with a heart and 'KISSES' design They measure approx 7 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm P5: Colour of hanging ribbon may vary Warning: Fragile Key Product Features: Made of ceramic, Your message will appear on the back and can be up to 4 lines with 20 characters per line, Christmas tree decoration with a heart and 'KISSES' design, They measure approx 7 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm, Colour of hanging ribbon may vary,

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Adopt a Meerkat

Adopt a Meerkat This wonderful gift is ideal for Meerkat lovers! Adopt a wild Meerkat for 12 months and help conserve the Meerkats and their natural habitat. Finding a gift has never been so simple! An ideal present for Birthdays, Christmas and more, you will receive a personalised certificate, photo and conservation updates once your register your gift online or by post. The tin contains a poster, fact sheets and information on how to register your fantastic Adopt a Meerkat gift! Whether you are a fan of Meerkat Manor or those addictive adverts, the Adopt a Meerkat gift tin is a great way to support your favourite animals.   Adopt a Meerkat The Adopt a Meerkat gift pack comes complete with a welcome letter, explanation of your gift, Magic of Meerkats fact booklet, Meerkat Magic and the Meerkat Man, 10% of Meerkat Magic tours and a poster! You will receive a personalised supporter certificate, meerkat photo and conservation updates Presented in a stylish gift tin measuring approx 16.5 cm x 22.5 cm x 2.5 cm! Money from this gift goes to fund Meerkat Magic's work in conserving their natural habitat This Adopt a Meerkat gift box is the perfect gift for any wildlife lover! Help your children understand the importance of our endangered wildlife or make your tree hugging friend's day with this fantastic Adopt a Meerkat gift tin. What a fantastic feeling to know that you have done a little bit towards making our world a better place! What’s in the Adopt a Meerkat Gift Pack box? 1 x Welcome Letter 1 x Gift Instructions 1 x Information about Meerkats 1 x Meerkat Magic & The Meerkat Man 1 x Poster 1 x Information Leaflet on Meerkat Magic Tours 1 x Certificate Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery unavailable Adopt a Meerkat

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Personalised Christmas Decorations Star

Personalised Christmas Decorations - Star We're gonna make you a star! Well, we can supply you one. Make your Christmas tree look extra special with our star shaped Personalised Christmas Tree Decorations! This decoration can be customised with a message. so you can make it truly unique! Engraved gifts are good ideas for stocking fillers and these Christmas decorations are so smart you'll want to keep the tree up all year! You could get one for each member of the family, or perhaps in remembrance for an absent friend. These tree top stars will add sparkle and magic to your lounge. Item takes approximately 1-3 working days to make, before it can be sent out for delivery. Key Product Features: Our Christmas tree decorations can be personalised with a message of your choice!, Personalise up to 4 lines (max of 20 characters per line), These personalised tree decorations measure approx 10 cm x 9.5 cm, Standard delivery - Dispatched within 5 working days, Next Day Delivery available when ordered before 12midday!,

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Bomb Cosmetics Vintage Velvet Gift Pack

Bomb Cosmetics Vintage Velvet Gift Pack This Bomb Cosmetics set includes Vintage Rosehip Bath Blaster (160g), Rosebud Buttercup (30g), Bejewelled Soap (100g), Rose Bath Creamer (30g) and Velvet Underground Bath Blaster (160g), Shea and cocoa butters, geranium, patchouli, lavender, camomile oils and real rose petals! The gift wrapped box measures around 20.3 cm x 11 cm x 12 cm. Great gifts for women and teenagers! Warning: Do not consume, if rash occurs cease use and consult doctor. Rinse bath after use. Min Age: 3 Years Key Product Features: This Bomb Cosmetics set includes Vintage Rosehip Bath Blaster (160g), Rosebud Buttercup (30g),, Bejewelled Soap (100g), Rose Bath Creamer (30g) and Velvet Underground Bath Blaster (160g), Shea and cocoa butters, geranium, patchouli, lavender, camomile oils and real rose petals!, The gift wrapped box measures around 20.3 cm x 11 cm x 12 cm, Great gifts for women and teenagers!,

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Birthday Pint Glass Stern Tankard

21st Birthday Pint Glass Stern Tankard This pint stern tankard is the perfect memento for someone special. The wording '21st Birthday' is standard text. Glass measures approximately 15.2 cm x 13.5 cm x 10.3 cm. Hand wash only. Ideal for a 21st Birthday. Item takes 1-3 working days to make, before it can be sent out for delivery. Key Product Features: Stern tankard engraved with '21st Birthday' and star design, Holds a pint, Made of glass, Measures approx 15.2 cm x 13.5 cm x 10.3 cm, Takes 1-3 working days to make,

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Book Rest Lamp

Book Rest Lamp Whilst you're all tucked up in bed reading your favourite fairy-tale, horror story, glamour model biography you can read to the glow of this clever and uncomplicated lamp. Made of frosted glass it gives off a soft light, ideal to read to but also doubles as a book rest ensuring you never lose your page. But this is no ordinary run-of-the-mill book stand, sit your favourite book on top of the lamp and look! You've made a house! It's just one of those simple design gems that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Made of frosted glass 240 volt plug (UK only), but includes an EU adapter It measures approx 15 cm x 14 cm x 11.4 cm Lightbulb included Warning: Only use low wattage light bulbs! Key Product Features: Made of frosted glass, 240 volt plug (UK only), but includes an EU adapter, It measures approx 15 cm x 14 cm x 11.4 cm, Lightbulb included,

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Chilli Growing Kit with Soil Tester

Chilli Growing Kit with Soil Tester Indoor use only. Includes 1 Click & Grow smartpot, 1 Chili Pepper seed plant cartridge, and step-by-step instructions. Requires 4 AA batteries (not included). Batteries will last approximately 8-12 months.This plant can be started year-round with adequate light conditions, sprouts in 2 to 3 weeks, and grows to full size in 2 to 3 months. Chili pepper originates from South America and is grown around the world to be used as a spice or as medicine. It even has a large group of fans adoring the hot punching taste. However, just a pinch of a Chili Pepper pod is enough to add some fresh spice to your meals. Key Product Features: Grow your own chilli peppers in a few months, Interactive soil testing function alerts progress, A great gift for cooking fanatics, Just add water and 4 x AA batteries, Can be refilled after use,

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Engraved Compact Mirror

Engraved Compact Mirror The 50th Birthday Personalised Compact Mirror can be engraved with a message up to 80 characters. This is over 4 lines, 20 characters per line. The nickel plated compact measures around 6 cm x 6 cm x 1.6 cm. Comes in a black carry pouch and takes up to 3 working days to be made. This makes a wonderful 50th Birthday gift for women! Key Product Features: The 50th Birthday Personalised Compact Mirror can be engraved with a message up to 80 characters, This is over 4 lines, 20 characters per line, The nickel plated compact measures around 6 cm x 6 cm x 1.6 cm, Comes in a black carry pouch and takes up to 3 working days to be made, This makes a wonderful 50th Birthday gift for women!,

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I'd Pick You Personalised Bottle of White Wine

I'd Pick You Personalised Bottle of White Wine The I’d Pick You Personalised Bottle of Wine gifts are brilliant as fine wine presents for any lady who loves relaxing with a glass or two of vino! This unique gift is a quality bottle of Australian Chardonnay Semillon. This delicious bottle of dry white wine has an attractive label with a charming flower design and the words ‘If....were flowers then I’d pick you everytime!’ as standard. This can be customised with any special family member, such as Mums, Sisters, Aunties and Friends. So for example the poem could read ‘If Aunts were flowers I’d pick you everytime!’ The bottle also comes with a short message printed on the label as well, spread across two lines, up to 30 characters on each line. So if you’re looking for special gifts for women, then try this adorable wine gift for your sister, mother or wife. Ideal for Birthday, Christmas or Mothers Day, this fabulous personalised wine gift is perfect! Key Product Features: 75 cl bottle of Australian Chardonnay Semillon (13.5% Vol), Label has flower design and poem which has 'If.....were flowers I'd pick you everytime!' fixed, Personalise with a special family name; e.g Mum's, Auntie's, Sisters, Friends etc., Include a message on the label, this can be spread out over 2 lines, up to 30 characters per line, Makes charming and very palatable womens gifts for any special occasion!,

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Wine Labels 2 Bottle Gift Box Twin Bottle Gift Box

Just add 2x STANDARD size wine, bottles of Spirits. Solid, dark wood, brass fittings and leather straps. Quantity discounts available.

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Edward Monkton The Secret of Life Calendar 2017

The Secret of Life calendar by Edward Monkton features another year of his quirky yet philosophical musings on life. Throughout 2017 you will find monthly illustrations alongside hilarious prose!

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Carlisle Utd v Chester City Division 3 29th Oct 1996

Match programme for this Football League game at Brunton Park. Contiains an interview with Carlisle's American midfielder Paul Conway.

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World's Longest Beard Fake Facial Hair

World's Longest Beard - Fake Facial Hair This fake beard is a realistic fancy dress accessory to complete a funny outfit. Measuring a massive 4 feet long (122cm), you won't have any problems hailing a cab with a massive macho beard billowing in the wind! You must've bought fancy dress wigs before, but these false beards are humourous fancy dress accessories for men! Finally that ZZ Top party can go ahead! This long beard is something even Santa would be jealous of! Key Product Features: False beards are funny fancy dress accessories for men , Four feet long , Adjustable strap fits all heads , Jet black colour , Made of acrylic,

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One Hour Cookery Lesson for Two at L'atelier des Chefs

Your voucher is valid for 10 months for two people. Please have your voucher to hand when you contact the school to arrange a date for your experience. This voucher entitles you to a one hour cookery lesson, at the end of which you will dine on a two course meal that you have prepared. You will receive half a bottle of wine to share, as well as an apron each to take home. Minimum age is 18 years. Experience times and meals cooked will vary every lesson. Please note that classes are only bookable up to 28 days in advance and must be booked via the supplier's website. Exclusive to Buyagift: customers will receive a 15% discount on products in the L'Atelier des Chefs cookware stores after their experience. All dates are subject to availability.

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Celebrity Masks Johnny Depp

Celebrity Masks - Johnny Depp Whether you are looking for masquerade masks, Halloween masks...or something to spice things up in the bedroom, our Johnny Depp Celebrity Masks will cover every occasion. Who could resist the scrumptious piece of Hollywood totty? The illusive, reclusive, eccentric yumminess that is...Johnny 'please spread him on my toast' Depp. Fancy Dress Masks are a great way of finishing off any costume. Just pop on something very casual, maybe an old waistcoat over the top with a big scarf and add our Johny Depp Mask for a simple of very effective costume! Our Party masks may be paper, but they are so convincing! Thanks to the high quality digital print, everyone will be double taking in the street AND in your photos! About Celebrity Masks - Johnny Depp The Johnny Depp Masquerade Masks are high quality digital printed paper masks! Thin elastic strap holds the party mask to your face It measures approx 19 cm x 30 cm Ideal fancy dress accessories for ages 12 to 120! Why not hold a celebrity dinner party and give each of your guests one of our funny masks? What Do You Get? 1 x Celebrity Masks - Johnny Depp Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gifts Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Celebrity Masks - Johnny Depp Key Product Features: The Johnny Depp Masquerade Masks are high quality digital printed paper masks!, Thin elastic strap holds the party mask to your face, It measures approx 19 cm x 30 cm,

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