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Celebrity Masks Kate Middleton

Celebrity Masks - Kate Middleton AS FEATURED IN THE DAILY MIRROR! Celebrate the wedding of the decade with our Kate Middleton and Prince William Celebrity Masks! High quality digital print on flexible card, these masks look amazing when worn for photos and will make everyone stop and stare! The easiest fancy dress costume you will ever buy, simply twin it up with a royal blue dress! Check out our other amazing Celebrity Masks, they make super novelty gifts for Birthdays, Christmas, Halloween parties and more! Celebrity Masks - Kate Middleton Celebrity Masks are digitally printed paper masks Your will receive 1 x Catherine Middleton mask Elastic head strap provided It measures approx 20 cm x 20 cm Great gifts for parties, gag gifts or fancy dress costumes Why not get all your friends together and give everyone a Celebrity Mask on a night out! What do you get? 1 x Celebrity Masks - Kate Middleton Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Celebrity Masks - Kate Middleton

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Fail Button

Fail Button The Fail Button is a comical joke sound button device that has 'FAIL' printed on it. Whenever someone makes a silly mistake or comes up with a bad idea simply press it to hear a hilarious sad 'wah, wah, wah' trombone sound! The Fail Button is made of plastic and measures approximately 10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm and runs on 2 x AAA batteries (not included). Makes a hilarious office gift! Warning: Not a toy. Not suitable for children under 12 years of age. Key Product Features: Plastic button that has 'FAIL' printed on it, Simply push to hear a sad 'wah, wah, wah' trombone sound, Takes 2 x AAA batteries (not included), Measures approx 10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm, Makes a hilarious office gift!,

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Coca Cola Wooden Contour Bottle Crown Clock

You will always know when it's time for a Coke break with this wonderful wall clock! In the shape of a bottle cap with the refreshing delight proudly displayed on the front, it's a must have for any retro lover's home!

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Coca Cola Lying On Front Polar Bear Figurine

A Coca-Cola Polar Bear ornament can mean only one thing... HOLIDAYS ARE COMING!!! Embrace the festive season in nostalgic style with this fun, vintage inspired Polar Bear figurine.

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Coca Cola Wood Fishtail Sign

This fabulous wooden sign in your home is definitely a sign of good taste! Oozing style, this awesome Coca-Cola fishtail design will add some real sparkle to your interior. Awesome gift idea.

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Coca Cola Red and Cream Boxed Mug

A great gift for anyone who loves the classic soft drink, this Coca-Cola mug comes packaged in a matching gift box. Perfect for when you need a pause and refresh!

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Become a Laird or Lady Title Kincavel Estate

Become a Lord or Lady - Kincavel Estate Become a Lord (Laird) or Lady when you buy this gift and be the owner of a plot of land on the Kincavel Estate in Sonachan, Scotland, and have legal usage of the title 'Laird' (meaning 'land owner'). Laird is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is 'Lady'. Please note this is a Scottish 'Laird' title which is equivalent to the English 'Lord' title. Simply use the Freepost registration card enclosed with your Gift Pack to register the name you would like. Upon receipt of the Lord and Lady registration card we will produce a personalised title deed inscribed with your name and title, your personal plot number (as you will be the proud owner of a foot of Kincavel land) and a plot map. Your official title will be Laird or Lady. The sale of this Lord or/and Lady title is completely genuine and legal, and they make great fathers day gifts or Birthday presents for women. The title document has been drawn up by a lawyer to ensure that it is a legal and valid document and all ownership details are carefully registered in our best selling Become a Lord or Lady Gift Packs. The beautifully presented Become a Lord and Lady gift set includes: A blank Lord (Laird) or Lady presentation certificate, Local information about your new glen estate, FAQs about the Become a Lord (Laird) and Lady Gift, Maps and pictures of the glen area, Book of Scottish History, Your Lord and Lady Freepost Registration card Your land can be passed down in your will You cannot build on your land, but you will be helping to protect the beautiful natural landscape of Kincavel Title can be used on non-legal documents (e.g. business cards) and not passports, driver's licenses etc Great gifts for ages 12 to 120 Become a lord (laird) and buy a title from the Kincavel Estate which lies on the beautiful Ardnamurchan peninsular, it covers 50 square miles and is due west of Fort William. There are around 2000 human inhabitants on the peninsular, but many more thousands of creatures and plants, some of which are very rare. The north coast of the peninsular faces the amazing Islands of Muck, Eigg and Rhum, while the south coast runs alongside Loch Sunart and the Sound of Mull. The Kincavel Estate is within a large area of land belonging to the Sonachan Hotel, 1000 acres in total, 400 of which have been enclosed by fences to encourage the natural regeneration of the flora and fauna without damage by farm stock. Sonachan is located between the beautiful sandy beaches of Ardnamurchan's north coast and Tobermory – the scene for children's television show 'Balamory', which is a short ferry ride away on the Isle of Mull. So this is a lovely place to take your kids. Frequently asked questions? Where do I fill in the name of the person? Inside the gift pack you will receive a registration card that you will need to complete. Simply fill in the name of the person you would like registered, the delivery details for the title deed and then send it off to be registered. Can I register a Laird and Lady? Yes. Simply tick both boxes on the registration card for 'Laird' and 'Lady'. Is the land really mine? Yes. This is completely genuine and legal. The original Laird title documents have been drawn up by a lawyer to ensure that it is a legal and valid document. Can I build on it? No. Whilst the land is yours, it is to be left in its natural state in order to preserve the local countryside and wildlife. Can the land and title be inherited? Yes. Both the land and the title can be passed on by informing MoonEstates.com of the changes. Am I now a member of the aristocracy? No. It is virtually impossible to buy a British aristocratic title; ownership of the land does however allow you to use the title 'Laird of Kincavel'. Many women, rather than take the Title 'Laird', have chosen to use the Title 'Lady' instead. Can I visit the land? Yes. The land is in a remote location which has been left in its natural state. In order to preserve the natural landscape please note that there are no facilities on site and no signs to the land.  

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Personalised Stainless Steel Bold Message Tankard

Personalised Stainless Steel Bold Message Tankard This stainless steel tankard can be engraved with any message up to 4 lines, 20 characters per line. Ideal for Birthday, Fathers Day Weight: 0.441 KG Height: 12 CM Width: 12.8 CM Depth: 10.9 CM Key Product Features: Stainless Steel, Can be engraved with a bold message, which can be spread over 4 lines, up to 20 characters per line, Measures approx 11 cm x 11 cm x 8.5 cm, Weight approx 0.441 KG, Wonderful keepsake,

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Flexible Fancy Dress Moustache

Flexible Fancy Dress Moustache Flexi-tache is fantastic poseable moustache, making ideal fancy dress accessories! The comical moustaches can be shaped into a whole host of wonderful shapes. You can twist this novelty gift into stiff upper lip hair that wouldn’t look out of place on any top notch Wing Commander or French detective! So if you want to dress up like an Mexican Bandit, Chinese Emperor or the super sleuth Hercule Poirot, then simply twizzle this ‘tache into shape and clip it to your nose. For gag gifts for men or fun fancy dress accessories for you, this marvellously malleable fuzzy fake moustache is perfect! Key Product Features: Flexible fake moustache which can be twisted into fun shaped 'taches!, Fuzzy black moustache simply clips on nose into place, Measures approx 13 cm x 2.5 cm x 1.5 cm, Can be shaped into a multitude of moustaches, such as the Bandit and the Wing Commander!, Cheap fancy dress accessory,

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Ring for a Hug Bell

Ring for a Hug Bell Ring For a Hug Bell makes a cute gift for anyone who loves a nice cuddle! This girly pink metal hand bell has a black plastic handle with the words 'Ring for a HUG' printed in black on the bell part. So whenever you are in need of a loving embrace, just give it a jingle and hopefully a hug will arrive! Measures approximately 13 cm x 7.5 cm. Key Product Features: Cheery hand bell which has the words 'Ring for a HUG' printed in black, Bright pink metal shoulder and black plastic handle. Plastic clapper (attached by spring) , Handbell measures approx 13 cm x 7.5 cm, Give it a ring whenever you're in need of a hug!, Makes cute gifts for women,

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Feed Me Chocolate Eye Mask

Feed Me Chocolate - Eye Mask This hilarious 'Feed Me Chocolate' Sleep Mask makes lovely gifts for girls who love sleeping and chocolate. Which is most of us! This sleek purple satin eye mask features the words ‘Feed me Chocolate!’ stitched in black and gold lettering. So even when you are asleep you can still demand chocolate! There is surely little better than relaxing in bed whilst a handsome man feeds you yummy chocolate? If that sounds like your idea of bliss then these novelty ‘Feed me Chocolate’ sleeping masks are perfect for you! So if you’re looking for amusing girly gifts for Birthdays or long weekends , then our purple ‘Feed me Chocolate’ eye mask is the ideal gift (actually why not buy some chocolate to go with it too!) Key Product Features: Fabulously fun eye mask for chocoholics!, Purple satin sleep mask has 'Feed me Chocolate' embroidered in black lettering (outlined in gold), 100% polyester, Eye mask measures approx 17 cm x 7.5 cm x 1 cm, Perfect gifts for girls and chocolate lovers!,

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While You Were Out This B*stard Called Message Pad

While You Were Out This B*stard Called Message Pad If you are sick of having to continually answer the phone for others at work, then this hilarious ‘While You Were Out This B*stard Called' Message Pad is for you! Brilliant office gifts for men or women, our handy note pads have a hilarious printed design on each page, which reads ‘WHILE YOU WERE OUT THIS B*STARD CALLED...’ You can then fill in the Date, Time, Caller and Phone Number, followed by the Write a message. Add morale to the office and cheer to a Secret Santa gift with these novelty notepads! Key Product Features: Pad printed with WHILE YOU WERE OUT THIS B*STARD CALLED...along with Date, Time, Caller,Phone No., Also has blank spce for you to write a message, Approximately 50 memo sheets, Measures approx 10.2 cm x 15.2 cm x 0.7 cm, Light-hearted novelty gift for work and the home!,

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Grumpy Old Git Mints

Grumpy Old Git Mints The Grumpy Old Git breath mints make great novelty gifts for men and ideal bad breath remedies! The breath mints come in a handy tin with 'GRUMPY OLD GIT MINTS' embossed on the lid! Whether you're searching for stocking filler ideas for your hubby or novelty gifts for dad, these Grumpy Old Git Mints are perfect for stroppy chops everywhere! Key Product Features: Grumpy Old Git Mints are tins of sweets for bad breath, Contains sweeteners, The tin measures approx 7 cm x 1.7 cm x 8 cm, Contains 45g of mints,

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Artificial Cream Gerbera

This Single Cream Coloured Gerbera Artificial Flower is a stunning lifelike single open cream coloured Gerbera. The green coloured stem even has a velvety texture to it. Approx 67 cm long Vase and accessories not included

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Single Cream Artificial Flower Stem

This single Giant Pom Pom Artificial Flower is a stunning life like single open giant cream coloured Pom Pom. To make it look even more life-like, the brown coloured stem even has leaves. Why not use on its own in a vase, or combine with other artificial flowers to create a colourful display! Approx 74 cm long Vase and accessories not included Giant Cream Pom Pom Artificial Flower

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Hobbycraft Wedding Creations Clover Leaves In Cream And Gold

Hobbycraft Wedding Creations Clover Leaves In Cream And Gold could be the perfect decoration for your wedding or special occasion. These pearly beads shaped as a leaf are perfect for wedding outfits head decoration and table decoration but can also be used for other general craft. The beads are attached to a wire stem to keep perfect form and so the lower stem can be wrapped around objects to keep them in the correct position. These wonderful pieces are a great alternative to floral decorations and are a must have for your special occasion24 beautiful bead strandsWired stem for easy positioningThis is a decoration not a toyThis item is not colourfastWedding Creations Clover Leaves In Cream And Gold by Hobbycraft

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Hobbycraft Wedding Creations Clover Leaves In Silver And White

Hobbycraft Wedding Creations Clover Leaves In Silver And White could be the perfect decoration for your wedding or special occasion. These pearly beads shaped as a leaf are perfect for wedding outfits head decoration and table decoration but can also be used for other general craft. The beads are attached to a wire stem to keep perfect form and so the lower stem can be wrapped around objects to keep them in the correct position. These wonderful pieces are a great alternative to floral decorations and are a must have for your special occasion24 beautiful bead strandsWired stem for easy positioningThis is a decoration not a toyThis item is not colourfastWedding Creations Clover Leaves In Silver And White by Hobbycraft

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Liview 900TVL Indoor Day Night Security Camera and 4CH HDMI 960H Network DVR System

Video Compression:H.264; Video System:NTSC/PAL; Video Input/Output Interface:BNC; Video Input:4 Channel; Video Output:1 Channel; Other Video Output:HDMI,VGA; Audio Input / Output:RCA 4-Channel Input / RCA 1-Channel Output; Display Frame Rate:NTSC: 120 fps @D1 / PAL: 100 fps @D1; Display Resolution:NTSC: D1(704 x 480)/ PAL: D1(704 x 576); Recording Frame Rate:NTSC: 120fps @D1 / PAL: 100 fps @D1; Record Mode:Alarm Motion Detection Alarm Supported,Manual/Schedule,Motion Detection,Time Schedule; Mobile Device OS Support:Blackberry,Windows 7,Windows Mobile,Symbian,Android; Network Function:IE Viewer,Mobile Email Function,DVR Setting,Live Monitoring; Network:RJ45, 10M/100M; Net Protocol:DHCP and TCP/UDP,IPv4, PPPoE Client; Remote Access:Remote Client Software and IE Browser; PTZ Control:RS-485; HDD Interface:SATA, Support between 250GB and 2TB; HDD Port:2; Playback Mode:Normal Play,Frame by Frame,Fast Rewind,Fast Forward; Synchronous Playback (Channel):4; USB:USB Backup/USB 2.0; Power Supply:12V DC; Dimensions (LxWxH):310mm x 220mm x 45mm; Dome Camera Image Sensor:1/4" Color CMOS; TV System:PAL/NTSC; Effective Pixels:NTSC: 960 (H) x 582 (V)/PAL: 976 (H) x 494 (V); Horizontal Resolution:900TVL; Lens (mm):3.6mm; Maximum IR Distance (m):25M; Features:Auto White Balance,Auto Gain Control,Back Light Comp; Minimum Illumination:0.0 Lux; S/N Ratio:≧ 45dB; Video Output:1.0Vp-p, 75ohms; Operating Temperature:14°F~122°F / -10°C ~50°C; Power:12V DC; Material:Plastic Shell; Camera Type:Dome Cameras; OSD Languages:Chinese,Arabic,Russian,Portuguese,Italian,Spanish,Swedish,German,Greek,French,Dutch,English,Thai,Japanese; What's in the box:1 To 4 DC Line,User Manual - English,Software CD,Remote Control,Mouse,DVR,12V Power Supply,66ft Cable,Dome Camera; Built-in HDD:No; Home:Garage,Front door,Backyard; Business:Warehouse,Store,Office,Street,School; Model:Liview

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Stainless Steel Spoon And Fork Set Wedding Favor

Themes:Garden Theme; Seasons:Winter,Fall,Summer,Spring; Category:Kitchen Tools; Materials:Stainless Steel; Color:Silver; Personalization:Non-personalized; Approx. Hight:3/5" (1.5 cm); Approx. Length:5" (13 cm); Net Weight:0.10 kg; Shipping Weight:0.15 kg; Packing:Gift Box; Occasion:Bridal Shower,Wedding

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