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Lilac 30th Happy Birthday Flute

Lilac Happy 30th Birthday Champagne Flute This fun and funky champagne flute is the perfect gift to celebrate a 30th birthday. The wording 'Happy 30th Birthday' is standard text. Hand Wash Only. Glass measures approximately 15.8 cm x 5.4 cm x 5.5 cm. Due to the nature of this product please note colours may vary and can achieve different results from the images on screen; design has a frosted appearance on the outside of the glass and will appear differently on the inside. However we strive to make our colours as accurate as possible before being despatched. Item takes 3-5 working days to make (before it can be sent out for delivery). Key Product Features: Glass champagne flute, Printed with 'Happy 30th Birthday' with a lilac background, Measures approx 15.8 cm x 5.4 cm x 5.5 cm, Print has a frosted appearance on the outside (appears differently inside), Item takes 3-5 working days to make,

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50th Birthday Personalised Glass Tankard

50th Birthday Personalised Glass Tankard This 50th Birthday Personalised Tankard can be engraved with a message over 5 lines! Made of glass, it measures around 15.2 cm x 13.5 cm x 10.3 cm. It can take up to 3 working days to create your gift before being posted. The 2nd and 3rd lines are larger text than the rest. Great 50th Birthday gift ideas for men! Warning: FRAGILE, CHECK YOUR SPELLING! Key Product Features: This 50th Birthday Personalised Tankard can be engraved with a message over 5 lines!, Made of glass, it measures around 15.2 cm x 13.5 cm x 10.3 cm, It can take up to 3 working days to create your gift before being posted, The 2nd and 3rd lines are larger text than the rest, Great 50th Birthday gift ideas for men!,

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Ring Of Fire After Curry Wipes

Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will act as the fire extinguisher to your extreme curry feasts! You know how it is – you’re sat round a table at the Sheesh Mahal with your mates and fancy challenging yourself to order the most flaming meal on the menu! ‘I’ll be alright’ you reassure yourself ordering a jug of water and having a mini fan on hand to cool the burning sweat running down your brow as you munch through the maddeningly spicy entrée… You may be lucky and escape explosive diahorrea (so disgusting that Microsoft word won’t even recognise it!) but for those of us that’ll struggle gripping the bathroom tiles in sheer desperation and ruining your best M & S underwear, we present you with the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes! Prevention vs. Cure? Curry vs. No Curry? No question about it! About the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes is a circular container packed with 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipe toilet tissues just perfect for those hot spicy encounters! The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are made from purified water, aloe vera gel, vitamin E acetate, propylene, glycol, propylaparaben, methylparaben, PHMB, EDTA & fragrance – if you’re allergic to any of these, please do not use the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes come in a handy flame-designed circular container which measures approximately 20 cm x 7.5 cm The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are suitable for hot flaming curry eaters that need a helping hand in hasty hygiene! The Ring of Fire may sound like some kind of flaming hot wrestling move, but don’t be fooled! It is actually a circular container that’ll free you from sticky situations – literally! Not quite sure what we’re on about? Want us to spell it out in plain Indian? Well, to put it bluntly, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are a pack of 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipes designed to soothe and delight your derriere after a volcanically hot n spicy dish! Better than wiping yourself off on a curry leaf and less likely to give you a burning rash (burning runs and a burning rash? That’s a strain that no man needs!), the wicked Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will get your botty brilliantly clean and to a perfect sheen in no time! You’ll be fresh as a daisy and feel back to your old self in no time! (Or ready for another korma at least!) Whether you carry the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes in your bag and whip them out amongst friends whilst you’re having a giggle in the ladies or keep them in a secure safe glass case at home with a break-in hammer for Indian emergencies, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will become your spicy saviours! The clue’s in the name really – anyone who gorges down on a good old Vinda-loo surely doesn’t expect not to have a bad case of the turmeric runs! Sitting pretty with outrageous flame-designs next to your floral scented bathroom air freshener, the crazy Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes let you have your curry and eat it! Bon Appe-Pilau! What’s in the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes Container? 40 x Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes

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Breakfast Maker

Have you ever woken up on a Sunday morning and realised you can’t be bothered to cook your breakfast? Or maybe you fancy a nice hot breakfast during the week but you don’t have time to cook while you rush around in the morning? Both these problems have been solved by the ingenious SMART Breakfast Maker; a handy kitchen appliance that does all the cooking for you. This innovative kitchen gadget is sure to take all the hassle out of cooking breakfast in the morning because it does it all for you, at the same time! This brilliant appliance can toast 2 pieces of bread, grill bacon or sausages and boil or poach eggs all at once without breaking a sweat. And if you fancy using only one of these functions at a time then that’s fine too as they can all work independently of one another. The toaster section features 2 deep and wide slots to accommodate all types of bread. The section that cooks eggs can boil 6 eggs at once or poach 3. The grill and light fry slot is perfect for cooking bacon or grilling some beef tomatoes. This breakfast maker has chromium buttons and knobs that allow you to choose from 7 browning settings as well as adjust your food while it cooks. Despite being so compact this Breakfast Maker is easy to clean with a pull out crumb tray and non-stick frying pan. This Breakfast Maker also has an anti-jam function and will automatically turn itself off when it is done cooking to prevent hazardous situations. This Breakfast Maker comes with an in-built mains plug. What does this include? 1 x Breakfast Maker 1 x PC transparent cover 1 x Steamer 1 x Boiled egg tray 1 x Steam egg tray 1 x Fried egg tray 1 x Spatula This would be a fantastic addition to your kitchen and you’re sure to wonder how you ever lived without it!

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Menkind Occasions Birthday 40th Birthday Breakfast Maker
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Poppies and Mistletoe Christmas Cards

Poppies and Mistletoe; Christmas Cards. Message inside 'Season's Greetings'. 10 Cards, 14 x 14cm.

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Marvel Comics Characters Flight Bag

If you appreciate the artistry and genius behind the iconic Marvel Comics, then you'll love this great new flight bag which features a collage of all the greats such as; Spiderman, Incredible Hulk and Iron Man to name but a few! The bag also comes with a metal branded badge and adjustable strap. Great for all you budding super-heroes out there!

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Kaboom | Bomb Kitchen Timer

Don't blow a fuse in the kitchen! Keep cool, calm and collected and cook the perfect egg, with the Kaboom Bomb Kitchen Timer

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Personalised Wine Gifts Prosecco

Personalised Wine Gifts - Prosecco Our Personalised Wine makes super wedding and Birthday gifts for men and women! Do you need 40th Birthday gifts? These custom bottles of wine come personalised with a name, message and date of your choice on the label, making them unique gifts for milestone Birthdays and special anniversaries! Our Prosecco wine is a sparkling dry white from Italy. With fresh hints of apple and a crisp, delicate finish, they make delicious wine gifts by post! Presented in a posh gold gift box and wrapped in gold coloured tissue paper, this gift stays looking great even once the Prosecco has been quaffed. The lucky recipient can always reuse the bottle as a personalised candle holder. Just rinse the bottle, plonk a thin candle in the top and watch the wax dribble down the bottle! Item can take up to 7-10 working days to produce/dispatch. Key Product Features: Name can be 20 characters, message up to 50 characters, The bottle measures approx 8.5 cm x 31 cm x 8.5 cm and holds 75cl of wine, Presented in a gold gift box!, Due to personalisation, this product cannot be returned or refunded, PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS PRODUCT, WE CAN ONLY DELIVER TO MAINLAND UK,

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Personalised Drinking Glass and Ale Gift Set

Personalised Drinking Glass and Ale Gift Set The Personalised Tankard and Ale is a brilliant gift set for Birthdays , Christmas and as Thank You Gifts. The beer is Black Sheep ale and the label comes personalised with your choice of name, up to 30 characters long. The personalised beer glass can be engraved with any wording up to 60 characters long over 3 lines. Then you can tell your special man that there's a beer in the fridge with his name on it! Great ideas for Personalised Fathers Day gifts , these beer gifts are presented in their own gold gift boxes and can be enjoyed even once the ale is gone. Key Product Features: personalised drinking glass and a bottle of ale that can be personalised with a name on the label!, The personalised beer glass can be engraved with a message of up to 60 characters over 3 lines, Label on ale bottle can be personalised with a name of up to 30 characters, Due to personalisation, this product cannot be returned or refunded, Please note this takes up to 7 - 10 working days to dispatch,

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Celestial Buddies Sun Cuddly Toy

Celestial Buddies - Sun Cuddly Toy Celestial Buddies are clever and educational Birthday gifts for children who have an interest in space and the planets. Every Celestial Buddy plush toy is based on part of the night sky and the one on this page is the biggest star in our galaxy...The Sun! Made of ultra fluffy long haired faux fur in shades of yellow, red and orange, this lovable character has plush hands and feet, with 'Sun' embroidered onto his left foot. It's not quite as hot as the real thing but hey, the real sun doesn't have a face on it! With 2 beady eyes and a little mouth beneath his fiery exterior, these soft toys make learning astronomy fun! Key Product Features: Celestial Buddies are cuddly toys in the shape of the planets, This Sun is a furry soft toy with 'Sun' embroidered on the bottom of his foot, These cuddly toys measure approx 33 cm x 37 cm x 22 cm, The card tag features interesting facts about the Sun!, Great Christmas gifts and science toys for ages 4 to 140!,

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Reluctant Bride Wedding Cake Topper

Reluctant Bride Wedding Cake Topper These hilarious bride and groom cake toppers feature a determined groom dragging his bride by the ankle! Brilliant wedding accessories for your special day, these marvellously funny cake toppers will certainly give the reception a bit of a kick! If you are on a budget and still want to bring a unique feel to your wedding day, grab one of our novelty wedding cake decorations for an instant funny twist. Did it take quite a bit of convincing for your other half to agree on marriage? Perhaps it was a bit like a scene from Taming of the Shrew! These novelty Cake Toppers will be apt for your wedding cake! Key Product Features: The Reluctant Bride Cake Topper features a groom dragging his bride-to-be by the ankle, Hand painted poly resin, It measures approx 16.5 cm x 11 cm x 5 cm,

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The Boss Mug

The Boss Mug The Boss Mug will certainly show everyone in your office who means business! Our hilarious novelty mugs have 'THE BOSS and always will be' front and back, making a super office gift, Secret Santa or for women who think they rule the school. The Phil Mitchell of cool mugs, it makes a cracking stocking filler for men and Father's Day gifts too! Key Product Features: The Boss Mug is black and has 'THE BOSS and always will be!' on the front and reverse, These funny mugs measure approx 12.5 cm x 9.3 cm x 7.8 cm, Dishwasher and microwave safe!,

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Funny Birthday Cards 60 Today!

Funny Birthday Cards - 60 Today! Searching for funny and slightly insulting Birthday cards for old people? This 60th Birthday card is a perfect choice! Once you've bought the comical Tena pants gift and something from our Over the Hill selection, grab one of these funny cards! The front reads 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 60 TODAY!...(You don't look a day over 60.)' and the greeting card comes with an envelope (which fits the card and everything!). So if you're looking for 60th Birthday cards for mum or even a work colleague, these funny cards should do the trick! Key Product Features: Our 60th Birthday cards read 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 60 TODAY!...(You don't look a day over 60.)', All our cards include an envelope, The funny Birthday wishes card is blank inside, They measure approx 12.5 cm x 18 cm each,

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Crawling Hand Sound Activated Toy

 Crawling Hand Sound Activated Toy Key Product Features: The Crawling Hand is a moving toy that is sound activated, Takes 3 x AA batteries (included for demo purposes), Watch the hand scuttle across the floor in circles, Clap loudly, stomp or play loud music to get your hand moving again or press the demo button on the top, Includes scuttling sound effects, Covered with a rubber 'skin' to make it more real!, The zombie hand measures approx 21 cm x 19.5 cm x 19 cm,

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Children's Gardening Tools Kit Blue

Children's Gardening Tools Kit - Blue Little Boy Blue, come sow your lawn... The Children's Gardening Tools Kit is a wonderful Birthday gift for boys! Encourage your little ones to get into the garden and find the wonders of growing flowers and vegetables. Childrens Gardening Tools have never been so funky! Whether you are looking for Birthday or Christmas gifts for kids, this set of kids gardening equipment will add colour and excitement to those lovely sunny days outside. About Children's Gardening Tools Kit - Blue The Little Pals Funky Tools for Groovy Gardeners set includes a metal bucket, fork and trowel, gardening gloves, 2 x wooden markers and a handy bag Gardening gloves are made of 92% cotton and 8% vinyl and measure approx 8 cm x 17 cm The gloves can be cleaned and air dried and fit up to age 10 yrs The trowel and fork are made of metal and wood and measure approx 7 cm x 18 cm x 2.4 cm The blue metal bucket measures approx 13 cm x 14 cm x 13 cm Great gardening gifts for kids! Get those green fingers into some groovy gloves and set them to work with our Children's Gardening Tools Kit! What do you get? 1 x Bucket 1 x Trowel 1 x Fork 1 x Bag 2 x Wooden Markers 1 x Pair of Gloves Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gifts Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Children's Gardening Kit - Blue   Key Product Features: Gloves must always be allowed to dry naturally, Avoid placing them directly on radiators or heaters, 92% Cotton, 8% Vinyl, Set includes a metal bucket, fork and trowel, gardening gloves, 2 x wooden markers and a handy bag,

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Fancy Dress Masks Keith Lemon

Fancy Dress Masks - Keith Lemon This bang tidy Keith Lemon Celebrity Mask is a great novelty gift for Celebrity Juice fans. If you have a fancy dress party coming up, grab that white suit and pop on one of these proper funny paper masquerade masks! Great Birthday gifts for men, our Leigh Francis mask brings back the sexiness that is...the ginger moustache. With quips about lady bits, back doors and potatoes, Keith Lemon is not only known as Businessman of the Year 1993, but for Bo Selecta and Celebrity Juice too! Our lightweight celebrity masks are so easy to wear and printed with high quality digital print. Just wait until you see the photos of your night out! Everyone will be screaming with laughter as you come through the door! About Fancy Dress Masks - Keith Lemon This awesome paper mask is of Keith Lemon, Celebrity Juice host Printed with true-colour digital print Includes elastic strap to keep your mask on! It measures approx 20 cm x 26.5 cm Fantastic fancy dress accessories for men and teenagers! Party masks don't get more fantastical than this. All you need now is to find a Holly Willough-booby and Fern 'Nostrils' Cotton to party with! What do you get? 1 x Keith Lemon Celebrity Mask Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gifts Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Fancy Dress Masks - Keith Lemon Key Product Features: This awesome paper mask is of Keith Lemon, Celebrity Juice host, Printed with true-colour digital print, It measures approx 20 cm x 26.5 cm,

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Wall Walker Tumble Bugs

Wall Walker Tumble Bugs Simply flick the Tumble Bugs at a wall or window and watch them walk down! With super sticky feet and a special leaf, our wall walker insect toys can be flicked onto any smooth vertical surface. Race them, see who can flick the highest up the window and have great fun with these fantastic Tumble Bug toys! If you are looking for fun and unique stocking fillers , or maybe your little ones are insect mad, the Wall Walker Tumble Bugs are a superb choice. Available in 4 different insect styles, our Wall Walker toys make fantastic party favors and prizes for children's Birthday parties! Wall Walker Tumble Bugs Wall Walker Tumble Bugs are insect toys with sticky rubber feet that tumble down smooth, vertical surfaces! Includes a special leaf so that you can flick your Tumble Bug high onto the wall or window The insect toy measures approx 7 cm x 6 cm x 3 cm Available in 4 different styles (Styles may very) Styles are chosen randomly, but if you have a preference please let us know using the drop down menu above and we will try our best to fulfil it. Great novelty gifts for ages 4 to 140! Wall Walkers have been around since the early 80's, ranging from the original Octopus version to superheroes! Our Wall Walker Tumble Bugs will provide no end of fun to children and adults alike. What’s in the Wall Walker Tumble Bugs pack? 1 x Wall Walker Tumble Bug 1 x Leaf Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Wall Walker Tumble Bugs

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Acre of the Moon Buy an Acre of Land on the Moon

Acre of the Moon - Buy an Acre of Land on the Moon Buy an Acre of the Moon and own your very own land on the moon at our special offer price! The Acre of the Moon is a fantastic unique, unusual gift that gives you your own lunar estate! This is a gift guaranteed to send a loved one into outer space! Make someone special smile today by buying them an acre of the moon! The Acre of the Moon is out of this world! Owning land on the moon lets someone special look up to the moon and say "I own an acre of land on the moon!". Buying an Acre of the Moon means you have the perfect place for your future holiday home. If the three keys to buying property are location, location and location then you can't get any better than a acre sized plot on the Moon can you? And yes you REALLY are buying an official acre of land on the moon! Presented in a gift box measuring 23 cm x 16.2 cm x 2.3 cm. If you want to purchase an additional A4 certificate, there is a registration form included.

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Mr Right Mug

Mr Right Mug If you’re looking for novelty gifts for men , then the Mr Right Mug could be perfect. This humourous mug has a cool striped aqua blue, minty green and ice white design. It’s coloured blue on the inside and has ‘MR RIGHT’ on the side of the mug to prove who's boss. This novelty mug is ideal for a man-sized cuppa. Yes, this is no measly mug; this one knows how to hold a mean cup of coffee! Thanks to the witty ‘Mr Right’ slogan it’s just the perfect tea mug for those men who believe they are always right. These ceramic mugs are great novelty mugs for men! So if you want a fun gift for a bloke who insists he’s right then this Mr Right mug is just the thing. Key Product Features: Hand painted ceramic mug, Measures approx 10.5 cm high x 9.5 cm diameter (13 cm including handle), We recommend you hand wash this mug only, Comes gift boxed, The perfect mug for men who are always right!,

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Pink Polka Dot Charlotte Bag

Pink Polka Dot Charlotte Bag This Pink Polka Dot Charlotte Bag is a great girly gift for any lover of pink. This small tote bag is made out of recycled plastic drinks bottles and has pink handles woven from quality nylon, with a zip top for opening. These green bags for life can be used for all sorts of tasks, from shopping to carrying lunch and school books. So if birthday gifts for girls is what you want then see if you can brighten up someone's wardrobe with a chic Pink Polka Dot Charlotte Bag! Key Product Features: Cute pink polka dot design, Made from recycled plastic bottles, Pink woven nylon handles and metal zip top, Measures approx 23 cm x 12 cm x 20 cm, Use it as a lunch bag or sweet mini tote bag for kids etc,

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