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Star Wars Lamp Stormtrooper Helmet

Star Wars Lamp - Stormtrooper Helmet The Stormtrooper Mood Light is official Star Wars merchandise! There are 5 LED lights inside that make the helmet glow! It is powered by 3 x AA batteries (not included) and measures around 24 cm x 25 cm x 25 cm. The lamp is made from moulded plastic. This makes a great Birthday gift or house warming present for Star Wars fans! Warning: Not a toy! Key Product Features: The Stormtrooper Mood Light is official Star Wars merchandise!, There are 5 LED lights inside that make the helmet glow!, It is powered by 3 x AA batteries (not included) and measures around 24 cm x 25 cm x 25 cm, The lamp is made from moulded plastic, This makes a great Birthday gift or house warming present for Star Wars fans!,

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Fanny Face Soap

Fanny Face Soap You've witnessed the glory of the Arse Face Soap, now witness the squeaky-clean Fanny Face Soap! Yes ladies, no more pulling curly-whirly hairs from your cheek, with the Fanny Face Soap you can keep your downstairs washing regime separate from your face wash. Why not twin our Fanny Face Soap with the matching towel? Ideal for 5 star B&B's, for impressing important guests and when your mom is staying over, why not create a hygienic ambiance in your bathroom with our Fanny Face and Arse Face Soaps? Each face of the soap clearly depicts the area in which it is to be used, it is your own silly fault if you wonder why you are spitting fuzz.   Whether you are revamping the bathroom or looking for a gift for a college chum, the Fanny Face Soap is a great choice. Team it up with the Sinner or Saint Soap for the ultimate bathroom accessories. These hilarious novelty soaps will have you and your friends in stitches and make ideal stocking fillers. Each soap measures around 8.5 cm x 6.5 cm x 2 cm. What’s in the pack? 1 x Novelty Soap   Key Product Features: The Fanny Face Soap is pink on 1 half and white on the other, The soap measures approx 8.5cm x 6.5cm x 2cm, 100% natural soap, A fantastic novelty gift for women!,

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Retro Popcorn Maker

Retro Popcorn Maker Have a blast from the past and enjoy freshly made popcorn like they did in movie theatres with this terrific old fashioned popcorn maker! This Retro Popcorn Maker will make a bowl of delicious hot popcorn in a matter of minutes. It’s easy to use and instead of using oil, it uses hot air to pop the popcorn, therefore making it a healthier option at snack time! If you love retro gifts and need something classic for friends and family, then be sure to pop one of these bad boys into your basket! With a classic red and white 50s style, this hot air popcorn popper will add a super cool retro touch to any home. It will sit neatly on your tabletop or sideboard and is a must-have for nights in with a blockbuster movie! It’s so easy to use and cleans up a treat too. Just put the designated quantity of popcorn kernels into the machine, switch it on and watch tasty popcorn burst out into your bowl. Close your eyes and, with the aroma of popcorn in the air it’ll feel just like you're at the cinema! You can be healthy and have the popcorn plain, or add some je ne sais quoi such as butter or syrup. You could also use it with your chocolate fountain if you're feeling devilish. Just grab some popcorn instead of marshmallows and drown it in the stuff! Key Product Features: Mains powered Retro 50s style Popcorn Maker, Uses hot air to pop the kernels instead of oil - so healthier, Pops a bowl of popcorn in minutes!, Easy to use and clean, Compact, measures approx 28 cm x 16 cm x 11.5 cm,

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Coca Cola Tic Tac Toe Gameboard

Otherwise known as noughts and crosses - Tic Tac Toe is an awesome game consisting of fun, fun and more fun! Join in the awesomeness with this board game - green bottles v's red bottles....GO!

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Pillar Candle Holder

Shine, shine on! Embrace the delicious warmth candlelight brings into your home! Sit back, relax and watch reflections of light glitter off the gorgeous chrome of the

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One Day Cookery Master Class with Eric Lanlard

Your voucher is valid for 10 months for one person. You are free to contact the supplier to book a date for your experience. This experience is for ages 16 and over. Courses run on selected weekdays and Saturdays throughout the year, subject to availability. Please notify the supplier of any dietary requirements, relevant medical conditions and allergies upon booking. The supplier regrets that a nut-free environment cannot be guaranteed. Maximum group size is 8 people.

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Buyagift.co.uk Hobbies One Day Cookery Master Class with Eric Lanlard
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Robin Foxes 1 Bottle Gift Box Single Bottle Gift Box

1 bottle wine / champagne gift box. The box features a vibrant festive print on a metallic inked background. Internal Dimensions:90x90x370

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Grenade Mug

These grenade mugs are standard issue coffee equipment for Russia’s elite Spetznaz force. Well, actually that’s not true, but if they COULD choose their mug, we’re pretty sure this would be it!

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Prestige Avalanche

This simply breath-taking arrangement consists a stunning mass of large headed white Avalanche roses that are accented by elegant cream spray chrysants and then surrounded by exuberant asparagus plumose, aspidistra, and robellini palms. The hand-tied bouquet is then exquisitely presented in a stylish woven wrap.

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15 Assorted Freesia

A scented bouquet of 15 fresh freesias in assorted colours will fill your recipients room with a sweet and fragrant aroma.

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Post a Rose Flowers 15 Assorted Freesia
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Pure Bliss Bouquet

This Pure Bliss bouquet, with a mixture of flowers radiating purity and elegance, is perfect in its simplicity. The selection includes white roses, fragrant white stocks and contrasted with green chrysanthemum blooms. Greenbell foliage gives a contrasting finish to the bouquet.

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Personalised Pair of Crystal Wine Glasses with Red Wine

Personalised Pair of Crystal Wine Glasses with Red Wine This beautiful pair of Crystal Glasses with Red Wine makes thoughtful personalised gifts for wine lovers . This stylish set includes two 24% lead crystal wine goblets which are suitbale for red wine, so in order to finish this set off, it also comes with a miniature bottle of red wine! Both wine goblets come etched with a message of your choice, up to 3 lines of 20 characters each. These attractive engraved wine glasses and red wine miniature are assembled and presented together in a beautiful box lined with silk. If you’re looking for a thoughtful gift for a milestone birthday or anniversary then this personalised wine gift could be just right. This Wine Glass set is brilliant for anyone who might be difficult to buy for, but who appreciates wine. As any wine enthusiast knows, the glass can play an important role in the overall experience of the wine! So what could be better to go with your favourite vintage, than a pair of quality crystal glasses that have been carefully engraved with a personal message? The main point about personalised gifts is that they make a functional item unique to the recipient and can be used to commemorate particular occasions as well. You can have names, places and dates, or a short poem or just an 'in joke', etched on each of these terrific crystal glasses. They make the ideal gift for happy couples, as each glass comes personalised for each person. So why not say “cheers” with your loved one with this dainty Pair of Crystal Wine Glasses with Red Wine. The wine is full bodied and will slde down a treat. Share with friends and family for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Weddings... or use as Housewarming gifts. Key Product Features: Pair of Crystal Glasses can be engraved with up to 3 lines of text, up to 20 characters per line, 24% lead crystal and measure 17 cm (height) x 8 cm (width) x 8 cm (depth) and 0.378 kg, Includes a 75cl bottle of red wine (brands/type may vary to image shown), Presented in a silk lined gift box, Makes very palatable personalised gifts for wine lovers aged 18 years and above,

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Personalised Tankard Beer Gift

Personalised Tankard & Beer Gift This drinks set is the perfect gift for any beer drinker. The gift set comprises of a bottle of beer and a beer tankard. The tankard can be personalised with any message over 5 lines (2nd and 3rd line are in bold e.g HAPPY BIRTHDAY and allow up to 11 characters) Lines 1, 4 & 5 allow up to 12 characters per line. Glass is dishwasher Safe.  Glass measures approximately 15.5 x 13.5 x 9 cms.  Beer measures approximately 20 x 6 x 6 cms Key Product Features: A fabulous personalised gift for any beer drinker, Set includes a glass tankard and a bottle of quality beer, Personalise tankard with 5 lines of text, up to 12 characters per line. Lines 2 & 3 will be in BOLD, Beer glass measures approx 15.5 cm x 13.5 cm x 9 cm, Dishwasher safe,

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Personalised Glass, Red Bull and Vodka Gift Set

Personalised Glass, Red Bull and Vodka Gift Set   This gift set is the perfect gift for any Vodka and Red Bull fan!  The gift set comprises of miniature Vodka and a can of Red Bull, and also a hi-ball glass that can be personalised with any message of your choice! The glass can be personalised with any message over 5 lines (2nd and 3rd line are in bold e.g. HAPPY BIRTHDAY) and up to 12 characters per line.  Dishwasher Safe. Set is presented in a folding gift box. Weight: 0.729 KG Height: 14.8 CM Width: 6.6 CM Depth: 6.6 CM This product is prohibited from being shipped outside of the UK   Key Product Features: Includes a Hi-ball glass which can be personalised, 250ml can of Red Bull & 50ml bottle of Vodka, Message on glass can be spread over 5 lines.Lines 1, 4 and 5 can be up to 12 characters, Lines 2 and 3 will be in bold and can be up to 11 characters long (includes spacing and punctuation), Glass measures approx 15 cm x 6.5 cm x 6.5 cm and is dishwasher safe , Presented in a folding gift box,

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Personalised Diamond Paperweight

Personalised Diamond Paperweight Diamond shaped paperweight can be personalise with a message. This can be spread out over 5 lines, up to 15 characters per line. Please do not use all capital letters in your personalisation as this renders the text illegible. Measures approximately 5 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm. Comes boxed. Ideal keepsake gift for Birthdays, Fathers Day, Anniversaries, Retirement and more! Key Product Features: Stunning diamond shaped glass paperweight, Personalise with a message (please do not use all capitals letters as this makes the text illegible), Measures approx 5 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm, Weight approx 0.37 KG, Ideal for 60th Anniversary gifts!,

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Acer palmatum 'Atropurpureum' 1 x 10.5cm potted acer plant

This slow growing tree has an attractive open habit that forms a broad canopy and creates a dramatic silhouette in borders.

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Thompson Morgan Flowers Acer palmatum 'Atropurpureum' 1 x 10.5cm potted acer pl
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Flow Wine Rack by black blum

Flow Wine Rack by Black + Blum Show off your wine in style with this handsome metal wine rack by contemporary homeware designers Black + Blum. This wine rack is wall mounted and made from stylish brushed Stainless Steel. It has been beautifully crafted, drawing design inspiration from the way liquid flows – hence the name! It will display 8 bottles of wine whilst using up a surprisingly small amount of space. This marvellous 'on the wall' wine rack is packed in a unique corrugated box. When you pull away the pieces of the outer packaging it reveals two further wine racks! These are perfect for storing spare bottles on a sideboard, in the garage or in a wine cellar. Perfect for wine lovers with an expanding collection. Whether you favour a drop of red or white wine, this sleek Black + Blum Flow Wine Holder is one of this year's hottest wine gifts for connoisseurs of fine wine. Key Product Features: Sculptural wall mounted wine rack, Brushed 2mm Stainless Steel, Includes wall fixings, Measures approx H 55 cm x W 4.5 cm x D 8 cm , Cleverly designed corrugated box, which when parted in two reveals two further handy wine racks,

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Candle Ring Holder

Candle Ring Holder This stunning little ring holder is in the shape of a candle stick and made of chrome plated metal. It measures around 6.8 cm x 7.6 cm x 3 cm and makes a great Birthday gift or stocking filler for women and teens! Warning: Not a toy Key Product Features: Ring holder in the shape of a candle stick, Chrome plated metal, Measures around 6.8 cm x 7.6 cm x 3 cm, A great Birthday gift or stocking filler for women and teens,

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Gift Wrapping Paper

Gift Wrapping Paper Don't let your wrapping paper bring down the impressiveness of your array of gifts. This snazzy gift wrap consists of two sheets of gold or silver paper plus a pair of gift tags. As there is no illustration or text on the wrapping paper, it can also be used for anniversary and wedding presents. Most giftwrap sheets are 50 x 70cm but this is a whopping 100 x 70cm, so more value for money. Key Product Features: 2 sheets of giftwrap with 2 tags, Each sheet measures approx 70 cm x 100 cm,

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