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Patchwork Train Egg Cup

Patchwork Train Egg Cup Personalised with a name, up to 12 characters. Bone china egg cup is suitable for large eggs. Dishwasher Safe. Item takes 3-5 working days to make before it can be sent out for delivery. Key Product Features: Bone china, Features a cute blue and green patchwork train design, Can be personalised with a name, up to 12 characters (includes spacing and punctuation), Measures approx 6.5 cm x 5 cm x 5 cm, Dishwasher safe,

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Microwavable Furry Slipper Boots Cream

Microwavable Furry Slipper Boots - Cream These Furry Cream Boot Slippers are a pair of super soft house slippers which can be put in the microwave to make them extra toasty!. They are adult one size which will feasibly fit sizes 3-7 and they are elasticated around the ankle to keep them secure on your feet. These luxury heated slippers are scented with a lavender aroma which is triggered when they heat up. So not only will you have toasty toes, the room will also be filled with a relaxing aroma! These marvellous microwavable slippers make brilliant gifts for women . Each slipper contains wheat grain scented with lovely lavender, so they will bring comfort and relaxation as you potter around the house! These winter slippers will cuddle your feet and ankles with thick, soft fabric, both inside and out. When your feet are cold and tired after a long day, these heated slippers are here to rescue you. So kick off your work shoes, step into a pair of heated Furry Slipper Boots and let your feet hibernate for the evening! Key Product Features: Super soft pair of microwavable slippers, Cream coloured slipper boots are gorgeous soft and furry inside and out, Free-size - fits sizes approximately 3-8, Gently scented with lavender, Bobble-grip sole - for indoor use only,

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50th Birthday Personalised Red Wine Vintage Label

50th Birthday Personalised Red Wine - Vintage Label Make someone feel extra special with this unique personalised gift. The wine label features vintage style design which can be personalised with a name, age and 2 lines of message. The wine itself is a red grape from Chilie's Maipo Valley, a great pleasure to drink with ripe fruity flavours and a lovely aroma. Due to the nature of this product and the font type used please refrain from using all capitals in your personalised message. If the message is all in capitals you will find the personalisation extremely difficult to understand and may even result in personalisation being missed off the product. Many thanks for your cooperation. Joseph - Acceptable JOSEPH - Not acceptable 75cl 13% Vol Wine of Chile Key Product Features: 75cl bottle of Chilean Red Wine (13% Vol), Vintage style label has 'VINTAGE AGED 50 YEARS' printed as standard, Personalise the label with a name, up to 15 characters (this includes spaces and punctuation), Include a message on the label, this can be spread out over 2 lines, up to 30 characters per line, Please note that this bottle of wine is NOT gift boxed - standard packaging only,

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Vajazzle Body Jewellery 6 x Double Hearts

Vajazzle Body Jewellery - 6 x Double Hearts Our Vajazzle Kits can be used around your lady garden, face, thighs, any bit of spare flesh! Add a touch of glamour to your female flower with our beautiful body crystals and give the sexiest stocking filler to your loved one. They'll be well jel of your beaver bling, innit though! This pack of Vajazzle flesh fancies has 6 double heart designs that will add some sultry surprise to Valentines Day and some bling to your burlesque boogie! Key Product Features: These Vajazzling kits contain 6 clear crystal heart designs!, Non toxic, use anywhere on the body, To remove the vajazle crystals, gently peel off, The heart design measures approx 3 cm x 2 cm, For external use only,

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Personalised Oval Crystal Vase

Personalised Oval Crystal Vase For an extra special gift choose this traditional crystal vase and personalise with your own message of up to 4 lines, 20 characters per line. The perfect gift for Mother's Day, Birthdays, Wedding Gifts...the list is endless! Vase is presented in a folding gift box. Ideal for Mothers Day, Wedding, Birthday, Anniversary Weight: 1.26 KG Height: 20 CM Width: 10 CM Depth: 10 CM

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Funny Birthday Cards Proper Stinks

Funny Birthday Cards - Proper Stinks Looking to find birthday cards for teenagers? Our funny Birthday cards make a brilliant accompaniment to our novelty Birthday presents! Whether or not you choose to fart in the card, keep an eye out for whether they reel back when they open it anyway! These greeting cards feature the words 'Happy Birthday! I've done a fart in this card and it proper stinks. Sorry'. They also look like an industrial safety warning to emphasise the joke. So if you have been looking for humourous Birthday cards for boys or men who like toilet humour, these Birthday cards are a great choice! Key Product Features: 'Happy Birthday! I've done a fart in this card and it proper stinks. Sorry.' on the front, These cards include an envelope!, Blank Inside, It measures approx 12.5 cm x 18 cm each, Funny Birthday cards for men, teenagers or women with a sense of humour!,

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Soldiers on Parade Christmas Cards

Message inside reads 'With Best Wishes for Christmas and the New Year'. Pack of 10, 14 x 14cm.

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Doctor Who TARDIS Tin Tote

Keep your lunch safe from harm in this fabulous Doctor Who Tardis Tin Tote! Made to look exactly like the time traveling machine from the cult British TV series, let's hope this one doesn't disappear before your lunch break. Also makes a handy storage case or all your bits and bobs, jewellery, make up etc.

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Coca Cola Delicious and Refreshing Salt and Pepper Shakers

Make your table 'pop' with these ultra kitsch Salt and Pepper shakers. Modelled on the classic Coca-Cola contour bottle, they come in a sleek silver finish and are packaged in a gift box decorated with vintage Coke logos.

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Birds of Paradise | Reed Diffuser

Get lost on a tropical island beach with every breath you take! A Birds of Paradise Reed Diffuser will leave you in a flutter with an intoxicating fragrance that brings holiday vibes to your home!

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Owl Contact Lens Case

This lovely owl contact lenses case is the perfect gift for short sighted friends. Make sure they never forget to take their contact lenses out after a night on the town with this quirky little present.

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Mamas Papas Baby On Board Butterfly

We understand babies start learning from birth and that stimulation, interaction and encouragement are vital to your baby's development. To help give your baby the best start in life, our Babyplay range is designed to maximise your baby's development though interaction, stimulation, problem solving and play resulting in enjoyable and fun learning time for you both. Why Buy Me: Vibrant, soft velour 'baby on board' sign for the car Suction cups allows for easy attachment to car window or other smooth surfaces Colourful and fun eye catching butterfly design Features & Benefits: 'Little lady on board' slogan Size: H: 14cm approx.

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Personalised Crystal Glass Bacardi Set

Personalised Crystal Glass & Bacardi Set If you’re looking for alcohol gift sets for a certain someone who loves a drop of rum, then this Personalised Glass & Bacardi Set is just the ticket. You can have a classic cut crystal hi ball glass customised with any text, which can be spread across 3 lines, up to 20 characters per line. This amazing personalised gift also includes a tiny bottle of Bacardi and is presented in a silk lined gift box. By adding a personalised message to this gorgeous crystal glass, it makes a thoughtful keepsake to mark any special occasion. You could have names, dates and events engraved on the crystal glass. Or you could simply have your drinks order immortalised into cut glass. Just think, your loved one could have a special cocktail made for them in a special glass with their name on it! So if you want to serve up some boozy gifts for anyone who’s partial to a shot of Bacardi then just follow these simple instructions... Purchase a Personalised Crystal Glass with a unique message, then later, add a few sprigs of mint, followed by freshly squeezed lime juice, and a teaspoon of sugar. Then it's time to add plenty of crushed ice, finish off with a dash of soda water and of course this miniature bottle of Bacardi, garnish with a bit of mint and serve! Key Product Features: 24% lead crystal hi-ball glass, Personlise the glass with any message, spread over 3 lines, up to 20 characters per line, Comes with a 5cl bottle of Bacardi, Presented in a silk lined gift box, Perfect personalised gift for Bacardi lovers!,

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Guinness Gift Set

Guinness Gift Set This gift set is the perfect gift for any Guinness fan The gift set comprises of a 330ml bottle Guinness and also a pint glass The glass can be personalised with any message over 5 lines (2nd and 3rd line are in bold e.g. HAPPY BIRTHDAY) and up to 12 characters per line. Dishwasher Safe. Weight: 0.81 KG Height: 18 CM Width: 7.9 CM Depth: 8 CM Key Product Features: Includes a personalised pint glass and a bottle of Guinness (330ml), Personalise the glass with a message, which can be spread out over 5 lines, Lines 1, 4, 5 can be up to 12 characters. Lines 2 & 3 can be up to 11 characters and will be in BOLD, Dishwasher safe, A fabulous personalised gift for any fan of the famous Irish stout!,

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Personalised Wine Glass White Wine Gift Set

Personalised Wine Glass & White Wine Gift Set This stunning wine glass and bottle of white wine set is the perfect gift for white wine lovers! Personalised the glass with any message over 3 lines and upto 20 characters per line. Set is presented in a folding gift box. The glass measures - 19.5cm x 7.5cm x 7.5cm White wine: 187ml, 12.5% Vol Key Product Features: Glass can be personalised with up to 3 lines of text, up to 20 characters per line, Glass measures approx 19.5 cm x 7.5 cm x 7.5 cm, Includes a 187ml bottle of white wine (12.5% vol). Please be aware brands may occasionally vary, Presented in a folding gift box, Perfect gift for white wine lovers,

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Personalised Beer Gifts Black Sheep Ale

Personalised Beer Gifts - Black Sheep Ale Our Personalised Ale is a great idea for personalised Fathers Day gifts and Christmas gifts for men! The label on this British beer can be customised with any name you choose, so your darling Bob can enjoy a glass of Bob's Ale. Looking for alcoholic gifts for a beer lover? This ale will make a perfect personalised gift and they can display the bottle on the shelf as a keepsake afterwards! Presented in a shiny gold gift box, our custom ale is as good to look at as it is is to drink! Key Product Features: The personalised beer label can be printed with a name of your choice up to 30 characters long, The 500ml bottle measures approx 8 cm x 30.5 cm x 8 cm, Presented in a gold gift box!, Please note this takes up to 7 - 10 working days to dispatch, PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS PRODUCT, WE CAN ONLY DELIVER TO MAINLAND UK,

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Romantic Heart Game

Romantic Heart Game If you’re after romantic games for Valentines Day then our Romantic Heart Game could be just what you need! Inside a gorgeous pink box in the shape of a heart, there are over 100 scrolls containing the sexy love challenges and a pair of tweezers for picking them out with! There is a variety of challenges for you and your partner to get stuck into; some are sweet and romantic, others are more steamy! Are you scratching your head trying to come up with something different for Valentines Day? Maybe you’re looking for romantic gifts to give your relationship some je ne sais quoi? If so then this stimulating challenge game is just what the love doctor ordered. With challenges involving rosebuds and candles, and taking a bath or shower with your partner and applying body lotion, you’ll be in for a sexy adventure! The question is what type though.....a cosy, romantic evening in or an intimate, wild night of passion - let the love scrolls decide your destiny! Key Product Features: Contains more than 100 romantic challenges of pure romance for you and your partner to enjoy, Scrolls presented in pink heart shaped box, complete with plastic tweezers to pluck them out with, Example of challenges - 'Tell about a romantic dream you had or write a love poem', Game box measures approx 14.5 cm x 14.5 cm x 5 cm, Makes exciting and wonderfully romantic gifts for couples,

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Owl Contact Lens Case

This lovely owl contact lenses case is the perfect gift for short sighted friends. Make sure they never forget to take their contact lenses out after a night on the town with this quirky little present.

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At A Glance TML 2017 Wall Calendar 3 Month to View

Tear-off pads show previous and following months above and below current monthDate indicator on central (current) monthSize: 595x300mm

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Salt Water Powered Spider

Build Your Own Salt Water Powered Spider This Build Your Own Salt Water Spider is an amazing new species of arachnid! This toy spider doesn’t feed off batteries, electricity or even dead flies. This 8-legged creature is powered only by salt water! Part of the joy of this toy tarantula is that you have to build it first. All of the components are non-toxic, and the fact that it’s powered by salt water makes it a brilliant eco gift for kids! Once assembled, just put some salt water into the fuel cell and watch it spring to life! Children will take great joy in watching it scuttle across the floor, but there's a chance Aunt Mabel might have a heart attack if you creep up on her! So make your child's day, and but one of these, hot off the web! Key Product Features: Includes everything you need to construct your own fun moving toy spider (even its legs move) eek!, No batteries required (powered by the reaction of salt water with the metal sheets in the fuel cell), Components are all environmentally safe and non-toxic, Educational - children can learn construction skills and about clean energy resources, Fun, engaging and fascinating gift for children,

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