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The Bertinet Kitchen Italian Cookery Class

Your voucher is valid for 10 months. The minimum age for participants is 18 years. Participants do not have to have any prior knowledge to attend these classes. This class is available on selected Saturdays and runs approximately once every two months. All classes are subject to availability.

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Pine Box 12 Bottle With Sliding Lid Twelve Bottle Gift Box

Just add 12x STANDARD size wine, Champagne or bottles of Spirits. Strong, twelve bottle upright wooden box with sliding lid.

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TheDrinkShop Gift Packaging Pine Box 12 Bottle With Sliding Lid Twelve Bottle Gift
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Sunflowers

7 glorious Sunflowers - guaranteed to add a little bit of sunshine to brighten your recipients day.

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The Domestic Goddess Family Planner 2017

Add a vintage feel to your home this year with The Domestic Goddess family planner for 2017! Fabulous illustrations can be found throughout this Ladybird classic calendar along with spacious 5 column month to view planner sections every month.

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Blue Happy Birthday Glass Tankard

Blue Happy 21st Birthday Tankard This fun and funky beer tankard is an ideal gift for a 21st Birthday. The wording 'Happy 21st Birthday' is standard text. Hand Wash Only. Due to the nature of this product please note colours may vary and can achieve different results from the images on screen; design has a frosted appearance on the outside of the glass and will appear differently on the inside. Glass tankard measures approximately 13 cm x 14 cm x 9.3 cm. Item takes approximately 3-5 working days to make, before it can be sent out for delivery. Key Product Features: Glass tankard, Has blue label with 'Happy 21st Birthday' printed as standard, Measures approx 13 cm x 14 cm x 9.3 cm, Design has a frosted appearance and colour may vary slightly from image, Takes approx 3-5 working days to make,

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Meat, Poultry and Game Galore Cookery Master Class

Your voucher is valid for 10 months. This experience is for one person. You must pre-book a date for your experience. Courses run on selected weekdays throughout the year. Courses are suitable for anyone over the age of eighteen and no previous experience is necessary. The course itinerary is intended as a guide only and subject to change without notice. You are advised to book well in advance to avoid disappointment. There will be a maximum of 8 participants per course. Please advise of any food allergies or special dietary requirements upon booking. Once booked, dates are non refundable and non exchangeable.

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Santa Sack

Santa Sack Santa Claus is coming to town! If your kids are mad on Father Christmas and want to join in with the preparations, then they will love one of these gorgeous Christmas Sacks to put all their Christmas presents in. These red Santa bags are made of felt and make fun Christmas accessories. They feature a huge smiley Santa face in fabric on the front; and he wears a soft plush Christmas hat. Your sack will either read 'Ho Ho Ho' or 'Santa's Coming' and there's a decorative ribbon drawstring fastening. Children’s faces will be as smiley as Saint Nick when they see Santa's bag full of Christmas gifts ready for them on Christmas morning. In fact they may just prefer to play with the Santa sack rather than the Christmas presents inside! It will be lucky dip which your will receive! Key Product Features: Red felt Santa bag features a cheery Santa face with the words 'Santa's Coming' embroidered in red, Soft fabric Santa face has a cute red dumpy nose, and furry bobble and trim on the hat, Cute ribbon drawstring top, Measures approx 69 cm x 49 cm, Fun Santa bag for children's Christmas gifts!,

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Birthday Stern Glass Tankard

18th Birthday Beer Glass This glass pint stern tankard is the perfect memento for someone special. The wording '18th Birthday' is standard text. Hand Wash Only. Ideal for an 18th Birthday. Measures approximately 15.2 x 13.5 x 10.3 cm. Item takes approximately 1-3 working days to produce, before it can be sent out for delivery. Key Product Features: Glass pint stern tankard, Engraved with '18th Birthday' as standard, Measures approximately 15.2 x 13.5 x 10.3 cm, Hand wash only, Takes approx 1-3 working days to produce,

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Personalised White Wine for 50th Birthday Vintage Label

Personalised White Wine for 50th Birthday – Vintage Label Make someone feel extra special with this unique personalised gift. The wine label features vintage style design which can be personalised with a name, age and 2 lines of message. The wine itself is a charming Chardonnay Semillon grape with an aroma and flavour reminiscent of citrus fruits. 75cl 13.5% Vol Wine of Australia Weight: 1.17 KG Height: 30 CM Width: 7 CM Depth: 7 CM Key Product Features: 75cl bottle of Australian Chardonnay Semillon (13.5% vol), Wine bottle label has a vintage style design which has 'VINTAGE AGED 50 YEARS' printed as standard, Personalise the label with a name, up to 15 characters (this includes spaces and punctuation), Include a message on the label, this can be spread out over 2 lines, up to 30 characters per line, Please note that this bottle of wine is NOT gift boxed - standard packaging only,

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Eye Test Mugs

Eye Test Mugs These eye test mugs are inspired by the iconic eye test cards from opticians. Each 300ml mug features a representation of the eye test card, but the lettering is replaced with text relevant to each design. Mug takes up to 7 working days to produce (before it can be sent out for delivery). Key Product Features: Novelty Mugs, Inspired by eye test cards, Standard 300ml mug, Features specific letters or phrases, .,

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New Baby Girl Gift

Celebrate a new arrival with this delightful floral gift bag. Tailored for a Baby Girl, this gift includes a bouquet tied by hand and presented with decorative wrap in a gift bag, a cuddly teddy bear and a 9 inch balloon.

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Traditional Ale Personalised Tankard Gift Set

Traditional Ale & Personalised Tankard Gift Set This gift set is the perfect gift for any real ale fan! The gift set comprises of a bottle of ale and also a glass tankard. The tankard can be personalised with any message over 5 lines (2nd and 3rd line are in bold e.g. HAPPY BIRTHDAY). Line 1, 4 and 5 can have up to 12 characters. The lines 2 and 3 can have up to 11 bold characters.  The brand of ale may vary. Dishwasher Safe. Weight: 1.539 KG Height: 15.2 CM Width: 13.5 CM Depth: 10.3 CM Key Product Features: Gift set includes glass tankard & bottle of real ale (brand of ale may vary), Beer tankard can be personalised with a message, which can be spread out over 5 lines, Lines 1, 4 and 5 can be up to 12 characters (includes spacing & punctuation), Lines 2 and 3 will be in bold and can be up to 11 characters long (includes spacing & punctuation), Beer glass measures approx 15.5 cm x 13.5 cm x 9 cm. Dishwasher safe,

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Celestial Buddies Earth Cuddly Toy

Celestial Buddies - Earth Cuddly Toy Celestial Buddies plush toys are the perfect educational gifts for children who are interested in space and the planets! Each Celestial Buddies toy is based on one of the key parts of the galaxy and this one is really close to home. If you use your imagination, you may even see your Uncle Bruce and Aunt Sheila waving from Australia... Made of mottled fluffy plush with the countries accurately represented around its head, it also has 'Earth' embroidered onto his left foot (just in case you forget). With 2 little eyes and a tiny mouth, this cuddly Earth toy also comes with a special list of facts all about Earth! Key Product Features: Celestial Buddies are plush toys in the shape of a planet, This Earth is made of soft plush with 'Earth' embroidered on the bottom of his foot, These educational toys measure approx 26 cm x 22 cm x 16 cm, The card tag features interesting facts about the Earth itself!,

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Sequin Nipple Tassels Various Colours

Sequin Nipple Tassels - Various Colours Our feisty Nipple Tassels make very naughty gifts for ladies! Whether you're up for some burlesque role play or some other experimentation with fancy dress, these twirly titillators make incredibly sexy gifts for her. Covered in a delightful array of sparkly sequins, choose pink, gold or black nipple covers with black nipple tassles. Each pair has a smooth leatherette backing material with adhesive for easy application. To use your Nipple Tassels again, just apply double sided tape or eyelash glue. Key Product Features: Our Sequin Nipple Tassels have long black tassels!, Choose between black, pink or gold from the menu above, The pasties measure approx 5.8 cm x 5 cm, Ideal burlesque wear, Valentines Day gifts and stocking fillers for women aged 18 to 180!,

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Cola 1.6 Regular Single Pack

All new Gamucci Micro High Density Cartomizers. A pack of 3 cartomizers compatible with ALL Gamucci Micro models including the Deluxe Kit, USB Starter Kit, V2 Starter Kit and the original Gamucci Micro Starter Kit. Each High Density Cartomizers last for approximately 375 puffs thats almost equivalent to 2 packs of cigarettes!

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Gamucci Electronic Cigarettes Refills Cola 1.6 Regular Single Pack
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40th Birthday Star Paper Weight

40th Birthday Star Paper Weight This 40th Birthday Paperweight features '40th Birthday' on the top with a stars motif. It is nickel plated metal and takes around 3 working days to make before posting. The paperweight measures around 10.6 cm x 10.6 cm x 2.2 cm. It makes a spectacular 40th Birthday gift for men or women! Key Product Features: This 40th Birthday Paperweight features 40th Birthday on the top with a stars motif, It is nickel plated metal and takes around 3 working days to make before posting, The paperweight measures around 10.6 cm x 10.6 cm x 2.2 cm, It makes a spectacular 40th Birthday gift for men or women!,

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Carlisle Utd v Darlington Division 3 24th April 1999

Match programme for this Football League game at Brunton Park. Includes a regular column by journalist Mick Mitchell.

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Oxfam Online Shop Gifts, Gadgets Toys Gifts Collectibles Carlisle Utd v Darlington Division 3 24th April 1999
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Carlisle Utd v Leeds Utd League 1 13th April 2010

Match programme for this Football League game at Brunton Park. Contains full player profiles for the visiting Leeds team.

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