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Glasses Dog Makeupbag Bag

Keep your beauty and bathing essentials in pristine condition with this Glasses Dog Makeup Bag Waterproof, spacious and totally adorable, it's ideal for travelling light and also slides easily into rucksacks and totes. It has glossy PVC sides, a bold blue zip,and a geek-chic puppy in spectacular frames. Take it to the beach, to a sleepover, or on an improtu getaway-it's functional and cute wherever you roam! See more Cosmetic & Wash Bags

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Bottle Light

Turn empty bottles into lamps with the ingenious Bottle Light! This rechargeable light is shaped like a cork and contains a super bright LED which recharges via a USB. Use as table decorations, around the room or outside to tackle the perennial problem of wind blowing out candles! Watch the Video

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Game of Chess Checkers

GREAT REASONS TO BUY CHESS & CHECKERS Chess & Checkers are classic distinguished board games, perfect for gathering together friends and family for a grand games tournament. This box includes all pieces for both games, a board, and a full set of clear instructions. The pieces come in red and back, for a special twist on the original. WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS GAME Settle down for a competitive games night with this Game of Chess and Checkers box. Containing one board and two classic games, chess will test your patience and logic as you strive to defend your King, whilst checkers requires wisdom, focus and plenty of practice to capture your opponents draughts! A full set of instructions is included in the box, as well as all the pieces you need to master the art of each game. Find yourself a worthy opponent and let the tournament begin! See more Fun Gifts

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Playing Cards Set

Play your cards right with this vintage box of Playing cards that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Including 2 x classic decks for all your favourite card games, play to test memory, to win money, to pass time or to learn a new skill with friends, family, enemies and strangers. Instructions are included for Solitaire, Whist, Rummy and Pontoon, but these cards are also perfect for Snap, Black Jack, Poker and any other card game you can think of. An ideal size for travelling, you can take these cards with you wherever you go. Find yourself a worthy opponent and let the tournaments begin! See more Fun Gifts

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Edblad Dew Earrings Steel

Dew is a Dew-drop inspired earring from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad. Combining excellent quality with beautiful simplicity, it features a clear zirconia stone in shiny stainless steel. A perfect staple accessory for day to day wear, Dew is an ideal gift for anyone who loves modern jewellery. Why not mix and match with other Edblad accessories to make a truly eye-catching statement? See more Earrings See more Jewellery See the full Edblad collection.

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Beautiful Birds

Why you should buy Beautiful Birds This book provides you with a stunningly illustrated introduction to the world's most beautiful birds. it is written in the form of an alphabet book with rhymes, making for a lyrical introduction to the fascinating Bird Kingdom. The simple yet engaging poem that complements the book's illustrations makes this story ideal for young readers. Why you'll love this book: In this brightly and intricately illustrated introduction to the worldÕs most beautiful birds, Jean Roussen and Emmanuelle Walker pay homage to an alphabet of avians in all their feathery fancies. From Cockatoos to Flamingos and Owls to Woodpeckers, RoussenÕs playful poem is complemented beautifully by WalkerÕs delicate illustrations. Find out which one's your favourite with this rhyming introduction to the world's most beautiful birds! See more

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Bonjour Paris

Great Reasons to Buy Bonjour Paris Bonjour Paris is a light, informative guide to a fine selection of unique spots in Paris for an authentic experience when you visit the city. The Guide folds out into an illustrated, waterproof, tear-resistant map revealing 90 insider addresses in Paris you must go to. It is illustrated by Marin Montagut, a globe-trotting film maker who offers you curated recommendations for shopping, dinning and other attractions. Why You'll Love This Guide Bonjour Paris is a hybrid map-guide written and illustrated by globe-trotting film maker Marin Montagut, who offers informed recommendations on the very best places to visit in Paris that exude that 'je ne sais crois' the city is famous for, including shops, restaurants and must-see attractions. From bakeries to antiques shops, or boutiques to toy stores, each recommendation includes a succinct anecdote, tip, or description next to watercolour travel sketches, on paper that is water-resistant, tear-proof and will remain intact for years. Dine in an authentic bistro, shop for artisanal crafts, track down a vintage Chanel bag, and experience a variety of rare and soulful places with this pocket size booklet. It's the only guide to Paris you'll ever need! Featured districts include the heart of Paris, Pigalle and Montmartre, the Marais, Saint-Germain-des-PrŽs, Canal Saint-Martin and Bastille and Oberkampf See more City Guides

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Little Miss. Sunshine Lunch Box

GREAT REASONS TO BUY THE LITTE MISS SUNSHINE LUNCH BOX For Little Miss and Mr.Men fans these lunch boxes are a fun and vibrant way to add a little colour to lunchtime Made from plastic, each lunchbox incorporates an elastic strap ensuring the box stays shut and the contents protected until you're ready to eat WHY YOU'LL LOVE THE LITTE MISS SUNSHINE LUNCH BOX As lunch boxes go this Little Miss Sunshine design is a great way to add a little colourful humour to lunchtime. In yellow with a bright red fastening elasticated strap it'll keep sandwiches safe and fresh until hunger strikes. Do you know a little girl full of fun and sunshine who would love one? See more Gifts for Children

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Elephant Soap Holder

GREAT REASONS TO BUY THE ELEPHANT SOAP HOLDER This lovely design will inject a little humour into your bathroom or w.c. Made from plastic it features drainage holes to ensure soap won't stay soggy. The trunk acts as a hook - great for hanging sponges and face cloths Twin suction cups on the reverse avoid having to drill holes in tiles or walls WHY YOU'LL LOVE THE ELEPHANT SOAP HOLDER For adults or children this Elephant Soap holder injects a little subtle humour into a bathroom or w.c. In pale grey it features drainage holes to avoid that soggy soap scenario as well as a large trunk which acts as a hook on which to hang a face cloth or loofah. Two suction cups on the reverse mean instant and easy mounting and re-positioning. Finally, everyone loves elephants! See more Bathroom Accessories

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Brain Teasers

Great Reasons To Buy Brain Teasers Brain Teasers includes 140 quiz cards featuring mind-boggling brain-teasers, riddles and conundrums. A light hearted game, it's ideal for any get together and will entertain guests for hours. The cards are packed in an eye-catching vintage box and come with a full set of instructions. Why You'll Love This Game A Cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, and then leaves on Friday. How did he do it? Put your friends and families to the test with this frustratingly fun Brain Teasers. Featuring a collection of mind-boggling riddles to test you and tease you, it's the perfect activity for gathering together friends and family. An ideal gift for anyone who likes a challenge, it'll have you scratching your heads whilst providing hours of endless fun. See more Fun gifts

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Giant Colouring Page Atlas

A huge World Map colouring page featuring continents, famous monuments, animals and much more. It has endless possibilities to use as a tablecloth, wallpaper or even just on the floor. This Atlas is a real artistic space where kids can express themselves through funny illustrations - hours and hours of colouring fun!

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Edblad Jolie Bangle Small Steel

This beautiful Jolie Bangle from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad is simple and elegant. A rectangular shaped design in shiny stainless steel, it can be paired with other bracelets or be worn on its own as a bold yet understated piece.Ê See more BraceletsÊ See moreÊJewelleryÊ

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Scratch Map

Scratch Map is a wall mounted poster/map of the world which YOUÊpersonalise by scratching off all the locations you've visited. Covered in a gold foil, when scratched this reveals the colour and detail below of a whole new world and illustrates the extent of your travels. A great gift for the keen traveller Scratch MapÊcomes beautifully packaged in an illustrated tube in two sizes - a smaller travel map edition or the original poster size edition which features a reverse side to make journal notes and plan your trip. Get planning! See more Travel Accessories.

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Edblad Monaco Small U Necklace Rose Gold

This beautiful Monaco Necklace from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad is ia short pendant necklace. It features a 42cm shiny rose gold plated chain and a U-shaped pendant which is lined with clear stones.Ê See moreÊNecklaces See moreÊJewelleryÊ

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Hot Cold Carafe Set

The Hot/Cold Carafe Set, part of the Umbra Shift family of designs, is a hand-cast carafe made with unique coloured stoneware. Two stackable cups allow for easy storage and safe travels to the table. Hot or cold, two silicone bands keep your hands happy.! This lovely carafe set is available in Red or Clay. See more Kitchen Accessories See the Umbra Shift collection.

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Edblad We Necklace Original Rose Gold

This beautiful We Necklace Original from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad features a unique design which combines two pendant rings on a chunky ball chain. The necklace features a long 76cm stainless steel chain, with a large ring pendant in shiny rose gold and a smaller ring within it which has a clear stone set on the edge. See moreÊNecklaces See moreÊJewelleryÊ

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ALESSI Grow Watch Yellow

The Grow Watch, designed by Andrea Morgante for Alessi, has a ribbed or ripple design which not only runs along the strap and case but through the clear face too. Almost like a living organism the design is an external manifestation of the qualities of the human body.Available in various colours this version is yellow. See more Andrea Morgante designs See other Watches See other Alessi designs.

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Alessi Ladies Record Watch Red

This ladies Alessi Record wristwatch was designed by Achille Castiglioni and features a shiny stainless steel case with silver tone dial, black markings and numerals and a red leather strap. See other Achille Castiglioni designs. See other Watches See other Alessi designs.

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ALESSI Parrot Corkscrew

The Parrot Corkscrew was designed by Alessandro Mendini for Alessi and is ideal for the discerning sommelier or wannabe pirate - it also represents a gorgeous reinvention of a classic design - the waiter's friend. It comes with a foil cutter, cap remover and corkscrew. See other Alessandro Mendini designs. See other Alessi designs.

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Alessi Grow Watch Black

The Grow Watch, designed by Andrea Morgante for Alessi, has a ribbed or ripple design which not only runs along the strap and case but through the clear face too. Almost like a living organism the design is an external manifestation of the qualities of the human body. Available in various colours this version is dark grey/black. See more Andrea Morgante designs See other Watches See other Alessi designs.

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