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Festival Lights Clear

These clear festival lights from Temerity JonesÊare made from vintage style LED lightbulbs and add a retro touch to any room or outside space.Ê See otherÊTemerity JonesÊdesigns.Ê

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Mondaine Evo Ladies watch 26mm White Mesh

The classic Mondaine Ladies Evo Wristwatch replicates the legendary Swiss railway clock designed by Hans Hilfiker in 1944. Part of the elegantly feminine and petite Ladies Evo collection, it has a polished stainless steel case made of curved mineral glass, and a clean white dial featuring the iconic characteristics of Swiss watch design- bold markings and a large second red hand. An understated yet sleek mesh strap adds to the overall sophistication of the timepiece, which is perfect for those who love the Mondaine design but prefer it smaller-sized. See the Mondaine collection. See more Watches for Her

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Solar Waving Queen

Place the Solar Waving Queen in sunlight and watch her wave regally with the signature royal wave and subtle twist of the wrist. Her Majesty is powered by a solar panel on the top of her handbag so she never needs batteries. One of our best sellers! Watch the Solar Waving Queen Video

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PRORASO Shaving Soap

What it does Provides the ultimate in a smooth shave. Created from a classic Italian formula based on Eucalyptus oil and glycerin. How to use Wet face with hot water. With a shaving brush lather up the soap to a rich cream. Apply to the face and shave as normal Ingredients Water, Stearic Acid, ,Sorbitol, Cocos nicifera, Potassium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Lactic Acid, Sodium Lauroly Sarcosinate, Menthol, Camphor, Eucalyptol Eucalyptus Oil, Tetrasodium EDTA. Free from Parabens, Silicons, Mineral Oil, Artificial Colours and Alcohol. See more Men's Grooming Products.

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Pill Box

This Pill Box has been a constant hit at Utility. Made from metal the two coloured sides come apart to open it up. Use it to store daily or emergency pills - and its size and bright colour makes it easy to find in a bag or handbag! It comes in various colours.

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Marvis Classic Strong Mint Toothpaste

Marvis Classic Strong Mint Toothpaste is a traditional Italian peppermint toothpaste made with an original recipe to create a thick, rich and creamy consistency with a classic fresh mint flavour. Containing fluoride Marvis toothpaste formulas help keep tartar and plaque at bay, cleaning teeth and freshening breath leaving you with a tingly fresh sensation. See more Men's Grooming Products.

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Walk Tall

Walk Tall details 100 ways to live life to the fullest - because life is too short! Through a collection of inspiring reflections and quotes, it arms you with the wisdom to tackle all of life's hurdles - the good and bad. Tap into your inner courage and feel confident to tackle daily challenges head-on. You can be your best self right now by embracing compassion for both yourself and others. Compiled by a psychologist specialising in treating fear and phobias, this book is a comprehensive overview on how to tackle fear and to use it to your advantage. Break free of limitations and celebrate your successes - Walk tall today! See more Books.

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Patchwork Liverpool City Coaster

This Liverpool Knitted City Coaster is from a series of bespoke coasters featuring iconic Liverpool scenes. Each coaster has a high gloss finish and comes cork backed.

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Edblad Jolie Earrings Rosegold

Jolie is a dainty earring from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad. It features a beautifully simple design made from rose-gold plated stainless steel and is perfect for wearing on a day to day basis as well as for special occasions. Combining excellent quality and design, Jolie is a perfect gift for a special friend or loved one. Why not mix and match with other Edblad accessories to make a truly eye-catching statement? See more Earrings See more Jewellery See the full Edblad collection.

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Iphone 6 Case Florabunda

Give your iPhone something to wear with this pretty Florabunda iPhone 6 Case featuring a colourful floral pattern. The perfect fit for an iPhone 6, this hard plastic case will protect your phone whilst glamming it up thanks to its durable material and eye-catching design. It comes packaged in a neon-pink box, making it a wonderful gift idea for anyone who adores girly-cute accessories. See more Personal Accessories See more ban.do

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Glasses Cat Coin Purse

This super-cute Glasses Cat Coin Purse is the perfect way to stash your cash in geek-chic style. Featuring glossy PVC sides and a bold blue zip, it's perfectly designed to resist wear and tear and will stay fabulously in tact wherever you take it. Pop it in your pocket or slip it in your handbag then stride out slinkily just like Cat Glasses would! See more Bags & Purses

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Iphone 5s Case I'm Very Busy

This iPhone case from Ban.doÊis suitable for iPhone 5/5s models and comes in a mermaid green colour with metallic gold typography. See more Ban.do

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Looking Good Selfies Makeup Bag

Great Reasons to Buy This Selfies Makeup Bag This beautiful makeup bag is made from satin and has a wonderful leatherette texture. Modern and quirky, it features intricate sketches of girls taking selfies in playful poses. It's perfectly sized for holding all your favourite beauty and bathing products together. Why You'll Love This Makeup Bag Hold your cosmetics in style with this stunning Looking Good Selfies Makeup Bag. Made from creamy-white Satin with a pale-pink leatherette trim and rectangular bottom panel, it features modern, quirky sketches of girls taking selfies in playful poses. It also comes with a neon pink token, a rose-gold hardware zip, a neon-pink lining and a cheerful insert note, making this a truly gorgeous bag down to every last detail. Great in form and function, the zip opens up to reveal a spacious compartment that's an ideal size for storing all your favourite priming products together. See more Cosmetic Bags See more ban.do

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Home Made Food Notebook

Great Reasons To Buy Home Made Food Home Made is a notebook and cookbook at the same time, written and illustrated by best-selling culinary author Yvette Van Boven. It contains a range of recipes from across Europe as well handy food and cooking information. Blank spaces have been left on the pages for readers to take a turn at jotting down their own tricks and recipes. A two in one publication with beautiful illustrations, it's a ideal gft for anyone who loves a challenge in the kitchen. Why You'll Love This Cook Book Following the international success of her award-winning Home Made Cook Books, Yvette Van Boven has created the perfect companion to her existing publications, the Home Made Food Note Book. In this notebook, Yvette cites her pantry staples and how she makes them, sharing all the handy cooking information you need to make delicious home made treats as well Dutch, French and Italian-inspired recipes. Wonderfully illustrated throughout, this book also contains ample blank space for you to fill with your own recipes, lists, food memories and more. More than just a cook book, Home Made is a series of adventures for anyone who loves a culinary challenge! See more Food & Drink Books See more Books

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Giant Colouring Poster London

To play alone or with friends, to be used on the floor, on the wall or as a tablecloth, this coloring poster of London is a real artistic space where kids can express themselves through funny illustrations. It includes all the famous landmarks such as the Thames, Notting Hill, Big Ben and Buckingham Palace to name just a few. Hours of colouring fun!

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Bottle Light

Turn empty bottles into lamps with the ingenious Bottle Light! This rechargeable light is shaped like a cork and contains a super bright LED which recharges via a USB. Use as table decorations, around the room or outside to tackle the perennial problem of wind blowing out candles! Watch the Video

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Game of Chess Checkers

GREAT REASONS TO BUY CHESS & CHECKERS Chess & Checkers are classic distinguished board games, perfect for gathering together friends and family for a grand games tournament. This box includes all pieces for both games, a board, and a full set of clear instructions. The pieces come in red and back, for a special twist on the original. WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS GAME Settle down for a competitive games night with this Game of Chess and Checkers box. Containing one board and two classic games, chess will test your patience and logic as you strive to defend your King, whilst checkers requires wisdom, focus and plenty of practice to capture your opponents draughts! A full set of instructions is included in the box, as well as all the pieces you need to master the art of each game. Find yourself a worthy opponent and let the tournament begin! See more Fun Gifts

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Playing Cards Set

Play your cards right with this vintage box of Playing cards that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Including 2 x classic decks for all your favourite card games, play to test memory, to win money, to pass time or to learn a new skill with friends, family, enemies and strangers. Instructions are included for Solitaire, Whist, Rummy and Pontoon, but these cards are also perfect for Snap, Black Jack, Poker and any other card game you can think of. An ideal size for travelling, you can take these cards with you wherever you go. Find yourself a worthy opponent and let the tournaments begin! See more Fun Gifts

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Edblad Dew Earrings Steel

Dew is a Dew-drop inspired earring from Swedish jewellery designers Edblad. Combining excellent quality with beautiful simplicity, it features a clear zirconia stone in shiny stainless steel. A perfect staple accessory for day to day wear, Dew is an ideal gift for anyone who loves modern jewellery. Why not mix and match with other Edblad accessories to make a truly eye-catching statement? See more Earrings See more Jewellery See the full Edblad collection.

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Beautiful Birds

Why you should buy Beautiful Birds This book provides you with a stunningly illustrated introduction to the world's most beautiful birds. it is written in the form of an alphabet book with rhymes, making for a lyrical introduction to the fascinating Bird Kingdom. The simple yet engaging poem that complements the book's illustrations makes this story ideal for young readers. Why you'll love this book: In this brightly and intricately illustrated introduction to the worldÕs most beautiful birds, Jean Roussen and Emmanuelle Walker pay homage to an alphabet of avians in all their feathery fancies. From Cockatoos to Flamingos and Owls to Woodpeckers, RoussenÕs playful poem is complemented beautifully by WalkerÕs delicate illustrations. Find out which one's your favourite with this rhyming introduction to the world's most beautiful birds! See more

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