Rubbish Presents & Crap Gifts Directory

Liverpool Postcode Coasters

These melamine Liverpool Postcode Coasters feature all of our favourite postcodes from around Liverpool, making fantastic gifts for family and friends alike. Backed in cork with a high gloss finish they're easy to wipe clean and will withstand temperatures up to 140 degrees.

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Mondaine Evo Ladies watch 26mm White Mesh

The classic Mondaine Ladies Evo Wristwatch replicates the legendary Swiss railway clock designed by Hans Hilfiker in 1944. Part of the elegantly feminine and petite Ladies Evo collection, it has a polished stainless steel case made of curved mineral glass, and a clean white dial featuring the iconic characteristics of Swiss watch design- bold markings and a large second red hand. An understated yet sleek mesh strap adds to the overall sophistication of the timepiece, which is perfect for those who love the Mondaine design but prefer it smaller-sized. See the Mondaine collection. See more Watches for Her

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Cavallini DIY Vintage Poster Kit Vertical

Posters can transform plain spaces into rooms full of character, and this DIY Poster Kit has everything you need to turn your favourite prints into wall-mounted art! An easy alternative to framing, it contains two 74 cm half round oak dowels, a pre-attached cord and nail for hanging, easy-peel adhesive for mounting, and mounting instructions. Use it with vertical Vintage Cavallini Wraps stocked here at Utility, or with any vertical 70 cm x 50 cm poster to brighten up your home or office! See more Photo framing accessories

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Cycling Stars A Trump Card Game

Cycling Stars: A Trump Card Game is aÊtraditional trump card game is perfect for any cycling fan or anyone who wants to know more about the sport and brush up on their facts and statistics! Passionate racer or keen amateur it's a great way to brush up on your facts!

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London Memory Game

The traditional memory card game we all know and love with a difference. A modern and unique collection of 25 pairs of photography cards featuring typical London sights or themes.ÊBig Ben, the City of London, red telephone boxes, and the London eye.. all creatively visualised to create a fun memory game and get to know the city better!

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Bon Bon Keyring Coin Holder

Essentially Bon Bon is two things in one - a beautiful, egg shaped keyring and a container for that emergency pound coin! How many times have you need one for a shopping trolley/sports locker/vending machine etc? An ingenious idea Bon Bon manages to inject style into a highly tactile, practical everyday item and makes a lovely gift. See other Keyrings & Bookmarks.

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Bangle I love you Mum

Never underestimate the power of words. This simple bangle holds the message every mother loves to hear...I Love You Mum. We're sure she knows it already, but why not reminder her? Perfect for a birthday, Mother's Day, or simply as a random act of kindness. See more Bracelets See more Jewellery

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Circle of Life Pendant

This sterling silver Circle of Life Pendant represents the simplest and perhaps most comforting notion in the world - life is a circle and can be embraced whatever stage you're at. Whether you're 18 or 90 (or any age in between) there is no young or old; you're exactly where you should be. It's all about the bigger picture! See more Necklaces See more Jewellery

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Potato Pistol

The Potato Pistol uses potato pellets to shoot at your target. Simply pop into a potato, snap out a pellet out and shoot. Fun for adults and children (over 3 years) we've re-introduced this after several customer requests.

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PRORASO After Shave Cream

What it does Soothes skin after shaving, reducing redness and providing soothing relief. Light and non greasy. How to use Massage into freshly shaven skin until fully absorbed. Ingredients Witch Hazel, Vitamin E, Green Tea and Oatmeal. Free from Parabens, Silicons, Mineral Oil, Artificial Colours and Alcohol. See more Men's Grooming Products.

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Hanging Photoclip Mobile

The Hanging Photoclip Mobile is an inventive way to show all your best photos. Photoclip Mobile holds as many as 20 photos, great if you're running out of wall and shelf space - or if you want a unique way to display your memories. The clips accommodate a range of photo sizes plus they make it easy to update and swap images with new additions as necessary. Your cherished pictures will never look better! See more Photo Frames.

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Carryall Duo Chit Chat

This set of 2 patterned carryall pouches from Californian brandÊBan.doÊare great to store all your belongings and perfect for all your fun travels. In bold and colourful patterns they come with a bright yellow zipper lining. Ê See moreÊBags & Purses

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Wake Up Make Up Bag

This Make Up Bag reads Wake up. Make up. Smile! and features the iconic typography and imagery on bold coloured backgrounds that we all associate with the Happy Jackson range. One side of this ideally sized make-up bag features a white dotted pattern on a shiny black background, while the other side features the typography on a bright pink background. The funky design is perfectly rounded off with a green zipper mechanism. See more

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Boat Toothbrush Holder

Keep your sink looking ship shape with this Boat Toothbrush Holder. Made from silicone she'll comfortably berth two toothbrushes.Ê See more Gifts for Children.

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Mondaine Simply Elegant Gents Watch 41mm Black Black

This Classic Mondaine Wristwatch replicates the Swiss railway clock designed by Hans Hilfiker in 1944. Part of the Simply Elegant Collection, it has a thin stainless steel glass polished case that's 6.2mm high, a black dial with white numeral markings and a sleek black leather strap. The specially designed lugs of the case allow the watch to adapt to any size wrist, so it sits comfortably flat on anyone. Perfect for a day in the office or a night on the town, this timepiece is great for those who love the Mondaine design but want something more elegant and dressy. See more Watches See the Mondaine collection.

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Potato Pistol

The Potato Pistol uses potato pellets to shoot at your target. Simply pop into a potato, snap out a pellet out and shoot. Fun for adults and children (over 3 years) we've re-introduced this after several customer requests.

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Bordfolk Eggcup Boy Green Stripes

Adorn your breakfast table and kitchen shelves with one of these adorable 'Bordfolk'Êeggcups (Bordfolk means Table People in Danish). Each eggcup is hand painted with some designs originating from the 1960s and 70s whilst others are new. These little characters with their simple designs and clear colours bring out the child in us all and make lovely gifts for adults and children alike. See more Bordfolk Eggcups.

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ALESSI Mio Cat Bowl

This Mio Cat Bowl by Miriam Mirri for Alessi will see your cat purr with delight each meal time thanks to its stylish stainless steel mirror polished surface. The inclusion of the lid not only keeps food fresh but will ensure your cat doesn't dine before you say so! The thermoplastic lid will also keep food cool and is finished off with an adorable white cat sitting up awaiting admiration as the handle . Mio is the perfect accessory for any cat lovers kitchen - your cat will dine nowhere else! See other Miriam Mirri designs. See the Pets Items See the Alessi collection.

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Dansk Oprah Necklace 3 Tone Silver

The beautifully refined Oprah Necklace from Danish brand Dansk Smykkekunst features a shorter 42cm silver snakechain with a 3-tone combination of Rosegold, Hematit and scratched silver plated coins. See more Necklaces See more Jewellery

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Buddy Corkscrew

This chrome plated Buddy Corkscrew is strong and durable - just what you need when you're about to manually open a bottle of wine! Buddy's outstretched arms and head are shaped to provide a firm and comfortable grip. Simply pull his arms away from his torso to reveal the corkscrew which is safely stored within a sturdy skirt stand which could be mistaken for his legs! When intact he stands to attention, at the ready for when the occasion calls. See more Gifts for Him.

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