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Mamas Papas Baby On Board Butterfly

We understand babies start learning from birth and that stimulation, interaction and encouragement are vital to your baby's development. To help give your baby the best start in life, our Babyplay range is designed to maximise your baby's development though interaction, stimulation, problem solving and play resulting in enjoyable and fun learning time for you both. Why Buy Me: Vibrant, soft velour 'baby on board' sign for the car Suction cups allows for easy attachment to car window or other smooth surfaces Colourful and fun eye catching butterfly design Features & Benefits: 'Little lady on board' slogan Size: H: 14cm approx.

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Chocolate Topitoffs

A chocolatey treat. Simply place the disc over your hot drink and let it slowly melt in for a more delicious taste.

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Mamas Papas Baby On Board Butterfly

We understand babies start learning from birth and that stimulation, interaction and encouragement are vital to your baby's development. To help give your baby the best start in life, our Babyplay range is designed to maximise your baby's development though interaction, stimulation, problem solving and play resulting in enjoyable and fun learning time for you both. Why Buy Me: Vibrant, soft velour 'baby on board' sign for the car Suction cups allows for easy attachment to car window or other smooth surfaces Colourful and fun eye catching butterfly design Features & Benefits: 'Little lady on board' slogan Size: H: 14cm approx.

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The Ladybird Book Of The Husband

From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of wisdom in the phenomenal Ladybirds for Grown Ups series. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

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Sparkle Slippers Pug

A popular old favourite from Aroma Home year on year, Fuzzy Friends Slippers are a fun treat for your feet, with adorable funny faces and cute characters. This adorable and cute pug has sparkly bits all over as well, just for added glamour! The fuzzy frond material is designed to gently stimulate your feet as you move around in them, as well as keeping your feet cosy and warm. The sole is special non-slip sole with multi grip for slip resistance. Product Information: One size fits UK womens size 4 - 7 approx. Sole is PVC with multi grip for slip resistance These slippers are not designed for walking outdoors 100% Polyester

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Bacon Wallet

Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.

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The Ladybird Book Of The Mid Life Crisis

From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of wisdom in the phenomenal Ladybirds for Grown Ups series. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

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Comic Photo Frame

What do Superman, Batman and your drunk friends all have in common? They’re all in comics! Relive the highlights of classic nights out with our action-packed Comic Strip Photo Frame. Just add wild pictures and some humour to create a personalised comic page for you and your friends to enjoy. Each frame comes with a selection of speech bubble stickers and a pen so you can capture the witty banter again and again. It’s the collector’s print of your life framed in a clever cartoon strip for all to enjoy. Let your inner comedian wild as you pepper witty comments and commentary over the marvelous achievements and/or sloppy mishaps of friends and family. Pow, Boom, Ka-pow! Get yours signed by someone special or stash it in your parents’ attic for a couple of years to see if it increases in value! Trade them with your friends or over-charge complete strangers on eBay! Maybe one day Hollywood will adapt your comic into a blockbuster movie. Maybe they won’t; it doesn’t matter because you and your friends are stars of your very own comic! Woo hoo.

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BMF Wallet

You da man! You know it, everyone else knows it... but just in case they don't, show them who's in charge with this boldly embossed high quality leather 'Bad Mother F#%ker' wallet! Jules Winnfield - Samuel L. Jackson's character in Tarantino's cult movie Pulp Fiction - is not a man to be messed with! And if you were any doubt about his badass credentials, a quick look at his choice of wallet will set you straight - yes, he carries a top quality brown leather wallet impressed with the words ‘Bad Mother F#%er' just like this one! If any item was going to be labelled a must-have, surely it's this - a stylishly practical wallet that offers a nod to one of the coolest movie characters of all time. Unlike many low quality imitations out (think manmade fibres and prone-to-fading printed lettering), our genuine leather version is clearly ‘etched' with the words ‘Bad Mother F#%er' so you can be certain that, just like a fine wine, it'll keep getting better with age! Featuring one window pocket for your driver's license, four pockets for credit cards, and a place to stash your cash, this wallet makes a great gift for the baddest mofo in your life!

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Beach Please! Jumbo Heart Inner Tube

sure, taylor swift has an impressive collection of inflatable swans, but does she have an inflatable heart? no, but we're 99.9% sure she will once she reads this. don't say we didn't tell ya! so go ahead, lie there and float in a heart-shaped inner tube like the queen of hearts that you are and watch your pool party get next level. eat your heart out, t.

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Beard and Moustache Management

Do you know how to trim your whiskers properly? With beards and moustaches more popular than ever, this delightful little book sets out to answer this pressing question. And if a trim is not required, then it will show you how to wax, polish and maintain your face furniture so that it is always in tip-top condition. Alongside these manly grooming tips is a guide to famous facial-hair aficionados, from Karl Marx to Des Lynam; a breakdown of styles; and a perambulation through hirsute history, including an explanation of why the beard was considered sacred by the ancient Greeks and slovenly by ancient Romans. So whether it’s the Handlebar or the Chevron; the Goatee or the Spade – peruse this book for hints and tips of how to handle your facial fuzz. Chris Martin is the former editor of the publishing industry website Bookends. He is the author of Greenwich Mean Time, Celebrity Tattoos and the Golf Companion, as well as Has Britain Gone Bonkers. He has two children, two cats and has enjoyed an on-off relationship with the Goatee for over twenty years. He lives in London.

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Daydream Pink Musical Carousel

This delightful musical carousel has four miniature horses that gently go round as the traditional music box plays. Hand painted in white with pastel pink & gold highlights. An enchanting keepsake music box that is sure to delight.

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Game of Thrones Shot Glasses

Game of Thrones - Set of 4 shot glasses - Stark, Targaryen, Lannister, Baratheon crest - 5cl - Gift box.

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Motto Photo Display

Motto wall frame by Umbra adds words of inspiration to your photo collage. A picture frame and wall art in one, Motto features seven openings surrounding the words "Live what you love." Holds three 5-Inch by 7-Inch photos; three 5-Inch by 5-Inch photos; and one 4-Inch by 6-Inch photo. Measures 16-3/4-Inch by 19-1/4-Inch overall. Designed by Tom Vincent for Umbra- original, modern, casual, functional and affordable design for the home.

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Bed Wed Behead

This book contains 90 men and 90 women from British history, all of whom you must consider to answer an age-old question: who would you shag, marry and kill? Will you try your luck with Anne Boleyn before sending Catherine of Aragon to the block (no more nagging exes) and tying the knot with Jane Seymour, ‘the fairest of all the king’s wives’? Or would you rather have a wild fling with Byron before settling down to a life of married bliss with Wordsworth (having given Keats the old heave-ho)? With kings and queens, heroes and heroines, Tudor mistresses, Victorian explorers and countless scandalous lords and ladies, get ready to bed, wed and behead your way through 1,000 years of British history …

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Sparkle Slippers Pug

A popular old favourite from Aroma Home year on year, Fuzzy Friends Slippers are a fun treat for your feet, with adorable funny faces and cute characters. This adorable and cute pug has sparkly bits all over as well, just for added glamour! The fuzzy frond material is designed to gently stimulate your feet as you move around in them, as well as keeping your feet cosy and warm. The sole is special non-slip sole with multi grip for slip resistance. Product Information: One size fits UK womens size 4 - 7 approx. Sole is PVC with multi grip for slip resistance These slippers are not designed for walking outdoors 100% Polyester

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Storage Bunting

Practical decor for a college dorm or children’s playroom, each pennant on this banner contains a pocket for storing pens and pencils, small electronics, toys, or a paperback book. Hook and loops on the back allows for nail-free hanging. Six multicolored flags.

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Dirty Food

Dirty food is the dining equivalent of sticking your finger up at the world, a wolf whistle and a flash of bare bottom from the back of a passing bus. It is the best worst food you will ever eat. Ribs, burgers, and fried chicken, pimped and preened to filthy perfection, have been reclaimed as the food of the gods. With this book of daring recipes, you can create gourmet versions of all your guiltiest gastronomic pleasures in the comfort of your own home. Learn how to make fabulously filthy sandwiches, such as a pulled pork pretzel bun and the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich. Turn up the heat with some smokin BBQ delicacies, like the Chicago-style baby back ribs and honey fried chicken. The blueberry cotton candy pancakes are ideal for sharing on a lazy Sunday morning, while the steak ranchero burrito is perfect for a home movie night. And why not tuck in to a diner-style cherry pie or let a salted caramel bourbon shake slip down. This really is grown-up comfort food at its best. Decadent, delicious... and dirty.

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Voice Recognition Password Journal

Product Description Now girls can safely protect their private thoughts and special mementos in a super stylish electronic journal! The voice-activated lock only opens to your voice with the password that you create. You can also record a customized intruder alert to ward off anyone who tries to open the journal. When someone attempts to mimic your password, the journal records it so you can play it back later and catch the culprit in action! The journal comes with 30 thought-inspiring prompts and has the capacity to create 10 personal ones of your own. It also includes an invisible ink pen and a black light to reveal your private writing. The black light is a dual reading light, too, so you can write anytime, anywhere. There is also a hidden compartment to store your super-secret stuff. My Password Journal inspires hours of creative writing, fun reflection and is the coolest, most private journal ever! Paper notebook included. Colours and decorations may vary. Box Contains 1 x MY PASSWORD JOURNAL 9 includes an invisible ink pen and a black light

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