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Mamas Papas Baby On Board Butterfly

We understand babies start learning from birth and that stimulation, interaction and encouragement are vital to your baby's development. To help give your baby the best start in life, our Babyplay range is designed to maximise your baby's development though interaction, stimulation, problem solving and play resulting in enjoyable and fun learning time for you both. Why Buy Me: Vibrant, soft velour 'baby on board' sign for the car Suction cups allows for easy attachment to car window or other smooth surfaces Colourful and fun eye catching butterfly design Features & Benefits: 'Little lady on board' slogan Size: H: 14cm approx.

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Grenade Mug

These grenade mugs are standard issue coffee equipment for Russia’s elite Spetznaz force. Well, actually that’s not true, but if they COULD choose their mug, we’re pretty sure this would be it!

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Chocolate Topitoffs

A chocolatey treat. Simply place the disc over your hot drink and let it slowly melt in for a more delicious taste.

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Ass Kickin' Muslin Microwave Popcorn

Triple the Kick! Get a 3 pack of popcorn so you're always ready. Contains 1 ea. of our Sweet "Kettle Corn", Tangy "Barbecue" and HOT "Habanero" popcorn packages all in one handy muslin bag. Great for camping or as a gift.

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Mamas Papas Baby On Board Butterfly

We understand babies start learning from birth and that stimulation, interaction and encouragement are vital to your baby's development. To help give your baby the best start in life, our Babyplay range is designed to maximise your baby's development though interaction, stimulation, problem solving and play resulting in enjoyable and fun learning time for you both. Why Buy Me: Vibrant, soft velour 'baby on board' sign for the car Suction cups allows for easy attachment to car window or other smooth surfaces Colourful and fun eye catching butterfly design Features & Benefits: 'Little lady on board' slogan Size: H: 14cm approx.

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Bush Tucker Trial Selection Box

Ever wanted to take part in your own I’m a Celebrity Bush Tucker Trial but couldn't find a jungle nearby? Well now you can from the comfort of your own living room. Tuck in to mealworm and cricket crispy critters, chocolate covered bugs and delicious fruit flavoured lollies with a real scorpion or mealworm inside. A perfect gift for fans of the show or those who like to try something different. Each I'm a Celebrity Bush Tucker Trial contains: BBQ mealworms Salt and Vinegar Crickets Coco Bugs Scorpion Bug Pop Mealworm Bug Pop This product is officially licensed by ITV's I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! So grab one today along with some of our other official products and start building your very own bush tucker trial.

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Dancing Ballerina Jewellery Stand

Hang your jewelry collection in style with these steel jewelry stands. These's plenty of room to hang your necklaces, rings, bracelets, etc. Ships flat. Simple assembly with male/female slots and magnet.

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The Man Apron

The Man Apron is the alfresco chef’s answer to Batman’s utility belt. This black apron comes with pockets to separately hold your beer, matches, phone, ketchup and mustard. Pop the apron on and around your middle you’ll find a BBQ tool rail to hang your spatula, tongs and tea towel on. There’s even a bottle opener, the ultimate BBQ essential, attached. Is it us or does it often seem to rain once we’ve sparked up the BBQ? Us men will not be defeated by drizzle – that is thanks to the detachable hood on the neck of the Man Apron. Dry head, hot sausages, a belt of tools and mustard in your pocket – now that’s what you call a real man’s BBQ.

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Beer Shower Curtain

The Beer Shower Curtain appeals to beer lovers, students and home owners with a sense of humour. This novelty shower curtain will help your beer loving customers enjoy a lager whilst they lather with a print of a supersized pint on the curtain itself. The curtain is water resistant and adds an element of bar time fun to a bathroom. Made from PVC. Product Dimensions: 180 x 180cm.

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Desktop Drum kit

It may be smaller than its larger sibling, however the Micro Drumkit still takes some beating when it’s time to pick up the sticks. This kit is a perfect size for your desktop and features sticks, drums and a symbol. Find out for yourself why this fully functioning little kit is drumming up so much support.

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Personalised Birthday Chocolate Pizza 10

Birthday chocolate pizzas are great alternative to a birthday cake, cool for the teenagers in the family and impressive flavours and quality for friends, family and colleagues ...they can be personalised too !

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The Essential Scratch And Sniff Guide To Becoming A Whisky Know It All

Whiskey fever is sweeping the world. Every day, craft distilleries are popping up in remote counties and urban centers, offering a wealth of great choices to consumers and just as many puzzlements. Does the introduction of a simple "e" to go from whisky to whiskey mean anything? What's the difference between Scotch and Rye? What's Canadian whisky anyway? And what about the whiskeys of Scotland, Japan, and Ireland? Where's a humble Joe to start? In this witty kid style book on an adult topic, Richard Betts boils down his know how into twenty pages, cooling our ''brown-sweat" anxieties and dividing whiskey into three simple categories - Grain, Wood, and Place. While most whiskey tomes are about as fun as a chemistry lesson, Betts makes the learning slide down easy, reassuring us that this exalted spirit is just distilled beer and, through a nasal romp, helping us figure out which kinds we love best. Humorous illustrations and scratch-and-sniff scents (vanilla, sandalwood, grass, and more) help would be connoisseurs learn their personal preferences. Language label and Map to Your Desires included.

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Personalised 80th Birthday Print

This stunning picture is a wonderful gift to celebrate a special 80th birthday. Available in a choice of colours and illustrations. For the person who has everything – a wonderful gift for a 80th birthday. Our gorgeous print features a choice of a beautifully hand illustrated image and the following; name, date, and place of birth, a line from the ‘monday’s child’ rhyme, time of sunrise, birthstone, Chinese Year of the…., time of sunset, price of a pint of milk, prime minister, four interesting facts from the given year and the sentiment “…and the world gave us you…” The only information we require from you is the following: the person’s name, date, and place of birth – we will do the rest. This gift will be treasured forever.

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Katie Alice Cottage Flower Cookware Vintage Scales

Shabby Chic retro cream scales in matching gift box, a useful and decorative addition to your kitchen. These lovely vintage style scales are part of the Cottage Flower shabby chic collection designed in the UK by Katie Alice.

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Metallic Tattoos And Hair Crown

Make like a real princess and show off your best features with our perfectly coordinated hair crown and metallic face and neck tattoos. Turquoise and gold chain hair crown and 1 sheet of temporary metallic tattoos to complete your show-stopping look.

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Cupcake Decorating Kit by Hummingbird Bakery

This adorable kit includes a hardback book with 25 easy-to-follow recipes from Tarek Malouf and his Hummingbird bakers and 100 Hummingbird Bakery branded paper cases for stylish baking. The book and cases come in a pink and chocolate-coloured box. Discover the magic of the Hummingbird Bakery with this delicious collection of recipes for irresistible cupcakes and muffins.

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You're Priceless Necklet Male

Male You're Priceless Silver Price Tag. What better way to say thank you to the favourite guy in your life. 'You're Priceless' a unique, cool gift card for him with a deeper meaning from Love and Patience. 'You're Priceless' reveals a simple hallmarked sterling silver blank price tag for him to wear as a symbolic reminder of your love, friendship or simply a thank you. Senders can write their own personal message in the card that is then ready to post to that amazing person in your life (though we would recommend placing in an outer envelope when sending).

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Gingerbread Man Bunting Garland

The gingerbread man bunting garland is a fun Christmas decoration made from felt and cotton. The light brown felt gingerbread men are all decorated by a white stitching and three brown buttons making them look like authentic gingerbread men. Every second man has a red bow tie and a red smile, and they are all attached to a cotton garland making it easily attachable at the preferred place in the festive house. It is good for kid's room or the kitchen.

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18th Birthday Chocolate Pizza 10

This 18th Birthday Chocolate pizza provides you with 8 slices of totally scrummy pizza that chocoholics will love! You get a 10" Belgian milk chocolate base which is topped with pieces of vanilla fudge, chocolate brownie cookie as well as a delicious covering of white chocolate curls. Suitable for vegetarians. Warning: Not gluten free. Contains milk, soya and egg and made in a environment that uses nuts.

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