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Personalised Trio of Maps Ordnance Survey Map

A stunning gift for birthdays Christmas and anniversaries This personal and stylish piece of art is made to order and features a trio of maps based on any 3 addresses in Great Britain. You may want to show the place you first met or your family home; for others it’s their favourite place or a landscape they visited together. Whatever the place this personalised map is a unique and thoughtful gift that can be hung on the wall as a memento celebrating your special place. Simply provide 3 addresses including the postcodes. Ordnance Survey’s flagship map base the Landranger mapping base is bursting with colourful information showing landmarks and areas of interest. The map detail features everything from footpaths to motorways from farms to stately homes. The Ordnance Survey Landranger mapping covers all of mainland Great Britain. Presented with custom cut art-quality mount board and framed behind clear Perspex in a deep brown box frame the picture makes a beautiful wall decoration. Scale - 1:50,000. Coverage- Roughly 4.5 miles north to south and 4.5 miles east to west. 24 x 54 x 4cm. Single Map//P16469 also available.

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Personalised Brass Roman Sundial

For centuries sundials have been silent timekeepers in many gardens across the land making an attractive feature and focal point. The Roman Sundial is a precision engineered sundial which gives accurate time readings. Made from high quality marine grade brass which is polished and lightly aged to give a beautiful smooth finish. The time is clearly marked with hour lines and Roman numerals. The soft golden sheen of the brass will reflect the colours of your garden and will be a focal point in every season. The sundial can be engraved with up to 180 characters over four lines.Each one is unique making it a perfect gift for any occasion. 1kg 20cm dia.

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Your Special Day Original Newspaper

Commemorate a special birthday wedding anniversary or other special event with one of our genuine original newspapers from the date of your choice. The archives go back to 1810 and include a variety of different UK national newspapers – i.e. you will not automatically receive The Times – it depends what is available for your specific date. Sunday papers are scarce – should your chosen date fall on a Sunday we will automatically send you the newspaper from the following day which has the advantage of featuring news from your given day. (Original papers from a tiny number of dates and major historical events may not be available.) Boxed. Please enter date required above.

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Personalised Football Cufflinks

Treat a sports fan to these Personalised Football Cufflinks with a polished chrome finish. The cufflinks come in a presentation box and can be personalised with a first name and last name (FIRST NAME up to 10 characters SURNAME up to 10 characters). 2 x 2 cm Please note: What you type will appear on the finished item so please check it carefully (please do not use quotation marks.) Personalised Golf//P16347 Cricket//P16365 and Rugby//P16346 Cufflinks also available

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Personalised Cricket Cufflinks

Treat a sports fan to these Personalised Cricket Cufflinks with a polished chrome finish. The cufflinks come in a presentation box and can be personalised with the recipient’s name. ( NAME up to 20 characters). 2 x 2 cm Please note: What you type will appear on the finished item so please check it carefully (please do not use quotation marks.) Personalised Golf//P16347 Rugby//P16346 and Football//P16364 Cufflinks also available

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Flavoured Olive Oils

Dress your food in authentic Spanish style with this mouth-watering selection of Flavoured Olive Oils.All made using natural ingredients from Spain the award-winning extra virgin olive oils are infused with Lemon Basil Chilli Garlic and Orange. They are delicious drizzled over pasta pizza and salads used in marinades and as the base for some yummy dressings.The oils are presented in beautiful white glass bottles that look lovely at the table and come in a matching gift box. They make a fantastic present for any gourmet or foodie or an indulgent treat for yourself.5 x 20ml bottles. Box 9 x 14 x 3cm.

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Personalised Natural Oak Photo Cube

A beautifully finished personalised oak photo cube with space for 5 photos of your choice and a removable lid so that you can safely store your favourite bits and bobs. Your keepsake box can be engraved with your choice of personalisation to make this a great gift for any occasion. The photo cube lid can be personalised above and below the photo aperture. There is a maximum of 40 characters per personalisation section. Each photo section holds photos 6.5cm x 6.5cm. Made from light sandy oak wood. 11 x 11 x 11.5cm. Please note: What you type will appear on the finished item so please check it carefully (please do not use quotation marks).

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Personalised Rugby Cufflinks

Treat a sports fan to these Personalised Rugby Cufflinks with a polished chrome finish. The cufflinks come in a presentation box and can be personalised with the recipient’s name. (NAME up to 20 characters). 2 x 2 cm Please note: What you type will appear on the finished item so please check it carefully (please do not use quotation marks.) Personalised Golf//P16347 Cricket//P16365 and Football//P16364 Cufflinks also available

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Personalised Golf Cufflinks

Treat a sports fan to these Personalised Golf Cufflinks with a polished chrome finish. The cufflinks come in a presentation box and can be personalised with the recipient’s name. (NAME up to 20 characters). 2 x 2 cm Please note: What you type will appear on the finished item so please check it carefully (please do not use quotation marks.) Personalised Rugby//P16346 Cricket//P16365 and Football//P16364 Cufflinks also available

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Personalised Mr Mrs Cheese Board Set

The Mr & Mrs Cheese Board has a rotating integrated speciality knife compartment which holds 2 wooden handled cheese knives and 1 cheese fork with stainless steel handles. Perfect as a wedding or anniversary gift. Personalise with Mr & Mrs / Mr & Mr / Mrs & Mrs (default option is Mr & Mrs). First and second name up to 10 characters each surname up to 15 characters and the special date (eg July 21 2015). Please note - what you type will appear on the finished item so please be sure to type carefully. (Please do not use quotation marks.) The Cheese Board comes with the following; Cheese Fork Stilton Knife and Cheddar Knife. Board: 22 x 22 x 4cm. Knives: 12 x 3cm (at handle).

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Personalised Mr Mrs Memory Box

A lovely gift for a newly married couple or anniversary gift. A Stylish black keepsake box with the word 'Established' as standard. Fully lined with velvet feel interior. Perfect to keep their memories of the special day in. Personalise with title (Mr & Mrs Mr & Mr or Mrs & Mrs) surname (15 characters) and date (25 characters). 18.1 x 7 x 18.1 cm.

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Personalised Mixing Bowl Baked with Love

A great gift for an avid baker! Personalise this beautiful Mason & Cash mixing bowl with a name up to 12 characters. Perfect for Mother's Day Birthdays New Home or Christmas. The text 'Baked with love by' is fixed and all personalisation will be uppercase regardless of how it is entered. Personalised around inner rim and inner base. 10.5 x 24.5 x 24.5cm 1.2 kg

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Flashing Parking Sign

For perfect parking every time Stand this Flashing Sign in your garage and it will automatically signal where you should stop – no more worrying about knocking your bumper. Easy to assemble no tools required. 2 cell batteries (included). 112cm.

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The Hulk Lounger

Dr Bruce Banner eat your heart out! Transform yourself into Marvel’s greatest superhuman with this great fun Lounger. A super-sized blanket for any wannabe superhero the beautifully soft fleece fabric is printed with a full-size portrait of The Incredible Hulk. Complete with sleeves snuggle up and keep warm on the sofa or wear it to lounge around the house!Measures 149 x 117cm.

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Whisky Wedge

Enjoy chilled whisky at its very best with this decidedly cool Whisky Tumbler. A must for any connoisseur the glass has a silicone wedge insert that divides the glass in half diagonally. Simply fill the lower cavity with water through a spout in the top of the wedge and pop the whole thing in the freezer for at least 4 hours. Remove the silicone mould to leave a large slow-melting ice cube that keeps your whisky perfectly chilled without diluting it down. Genius!10cm high 7.5cm square glass.

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England Rugby Miscellany

Celebrate the great English game that is rugby with this cornucopia of interesting facts stories biographies histories quotes songs and quizzes. An official RFU publication The England Rugby Miscellany is bound to delight and enthral any rugby enthusiast whether an avid player or a dedicated fan.Paperback. 160 pages. 19.8cm high.

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Glow In The Dark Clock

Identify some of the galaxy’s greatest constellations – and keep track of the time – with this mesmerising Milky Way Wall Clock. Made of blue glass it is printed with the names and images of the key formations of the Milky Way. When darkness falls glow in the dark technology brings the orb to life shining out with a realistic depiction of the sky at night.30cm diameter 3.2cm deep.Requires 1 x AA battery//P7098 (not included).

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Dog Cushion Collie

Add some character to a chair or sofa with this gorgeous Collie Cushion. Made in the UK and featuring a charming watercolour portrait by Christine Varley it is a lovely addition to your home. The cushion has a traditional tweed back that adds some classic country charm.44cm square.

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Dog Cushion Black Labrador

Celebrate one of the country’s favourite dog breeds with this adorable Cushion. Made in the UK and printed with a charming portrait of a Labrador by artist Christine Varley it is a lovely way to accessorise your home. A great addition to a sofa or armchair the cushion is backed in traditional tweed for that country look.44cm square.

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Ridley's Circus Set

Bring the magic of the circus to your home with this fun Circus Skills Set that has everything you need to become a big top pro. Fantastically entertaining and challenging too it’s a great and highly addictive alternative to today’s digital games that boosts and hones co-ordination skills.The set includes 3 juggling balls a spinning plate a Diablo set and full instructions. Once you’ve mastered the techniques you can entertain your family and friends with your amazing skills!Recommended for ages 6 years and over. Box 31 x 23 x 11cm.

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