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Breakfast Maker

Have you ever woken up on a Sunday morning and realised you can’t be bothered to cook your breakfast? Or maybe you fancy a nice hot breakfast during the week but you don’t have time to cook while you rush around in the morning? Both these problems have been solved by the ingenious SMART Breakfast Maker; a handy kitchen appliance that does all the cooking for you. This innovative kitchen gadget is sure to take all the hassle out of cooking breakfast in the morning because it does it all for you, at the same time! This brilliant appliance can toast 2 pieces of bread, grill bacon or sausages and boil or poach eggs all at once without breaking a sweat. And if you fancy using only one of these functions at a time then that’s fine too as they can all work independently of one another. The toaster section features 2 deep and wide slots to accommodate all types of bread. The section that cooks eggs can boil 6 eggs at once or poach 3. The grill and light fry slot is perfect for cooking bacon or grilling some beef tomatoes. This breakfast maker has chromium buttons and knobs that allow you to choose from 7 browning settings as well as adjust your food while it cooks. Despite being so compact this Breakfast Maker is easy to clean with a pull out crumb tray and non-stick frying pan. This Breakfast Maker also has an anti-jam function and will automatically turn itself off when it is done cooking to prevent hazardous situations. This Breakfast Maker comes with an in-built mains plug. What does this include? 1 x Breakfast Maker 1 x PC transparent cover 1 x Steamer 1 x Boiled egg tray 1 x Steam egg tray 1 x Fried egg tray 1 x Spatula This would be a fantastic addition to your kitchen and you’re sure to wonder how you ever lived without it!

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Broadstone Navy Velvet Men’s Cufflinks

Stylish cufflinks are an essential part of any man’s wardrobe. No suit and shirt combo is complete without a pair of cufflinks to set them off. Now you can add to that collection with the Broadstone Navy Velvet Men’s Cufflinks. These stylish cufflinks are made from brass and are plated in high-shine silver rhodium to really give them a polished look. The inserts at the head of the cufflinks are made from navy velvet in a circular shape that compliments the round cufflink heads. These cufflinks have a swivel bar clasp to ensure they stay secure on your shirt no matter what you’re doing and they come in a smart blue gift box. The gift box has the Broadstone name and logo on the front and inside and features a soft silver and grey lining. This pair of cufflinks would make a fantastic addition to any stylish gent’s wardrobe.

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Men’s Paris 61513237 Watch

The BOSS Orange range has been around since 1999 and is the more bohemian of the Hugo Boss ranges, with quirky styling and funky colour choices. This Men’s Paris 61513237 Watch is a perfect example of what makes this range so popular. This watch has a round beige dial with a subtle metal effect print on it. The dial features thick black indices and the number 12 at the top of the face. The BOSS Orange logo sits in the centre top of the watch dial in orange. This dial features 3 sub-dials sat around the watch hands. The bezel and case of this watch are made from coloured stainless steel to ensure maximum durability. The watch crown is made from the same stainless steel and features an orange band that runs through it. The watch strap is made from genuine leather and has the BOSS Orange logo embossed into it. The underside of this strap is orange and features a buckle clasp. This watch is water resistant to 3 bar. Watch specifications: Case width approx: 47mm Case depth approx: 12.8mm Dial Colour: Beige Case Material: Stainless Steel Strap Type: Leather Strap Colour: Brown Strap Width: 24mm Water Resistance: 3 Bar (30 metres) Date: Day and date sub-dials Clasp Type: Buckle Movement: 3 hand quartz movement This stylish analogue wristwatch would be a fantastic addition to any stylish gent’s collection and would make a brilliant gift for the special man in your life.

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Life Hacks – Handy Hints

Nowadays no one has to suffer through tasks without knowing the best way to go about it thanks to the wonder of shared knowledge. If you would like to know some tips and hints to make your life that much easier then pick up the Life Hacks book! This brilliant book contains hacks designed to help you with nearly every sort of everyday situation you might find yourself facing. With over 130 amazing hacks it will become indispensable in your household. As well as being a brilliant combination of wisdom and humour, this book is also fully illustrated to make it easy to follow. This brilliant illustrated manual covers everything from electric cable management to innovative cooking methods. This would make a brilliant gift for anyone that needs help with those little everyday problems.

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Spuddy (Cream)

Are you the couch potato of the family? Do you think think that the only way to truely relax is on the sofa? Well now you can spend your evenings with your own personal potato shaped buddy - Spuddy! Not only is Spuddy a great source of comfort on the sofa when you're relaxing, but he also has a host of practical uses - making him the ultimate companion for anything from a Die Hard movie sesh to an episode of Match of the Day. On the back of Spuddy are three pockets to store all your essentials in, including your beer, your remote and any snacks you want to munch on during your time in front of the TV, so you never have to leave your seat again.  Approx size 30cm x25cm x12cm

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VaporizR 2 Red

If you love RC toys and enjoy challenging friends to a race or two, then this Nikko VaporizR 2 in red is the ultimate racing vehicle. This amphibious 4x4 vehicle can tackle any terrain, whether it is snow, sand, or water. You will be able to race your friends on any type of ground with ease! This RC toy can also perform 360 degree spins and comes in a striking red, white and yellow. Includes a 6v rechargable battery pack and 1 hour quick charger, 3 x AAA batteries for the remote control are also included meaning this VaporizR 2 is ready to run striahg out of the box. Perfect for RC lovers aged 8 years and over. Features VaporizR capable for any terrain including water Powered by 2 motors Performs 360 degree spins Rechargeable battery pack and 1 hour charger included Ready to run Treat yourself to this 4 x 4 RC vehicle today.    Please note: The Nikko VaporizR comes with either a 27MHz or 40MHz frequency, however we cannot guarantee the frequency with your order.

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Wit Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister

“Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.” – Tyrion Lannister Anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock for the past few years will have heard of Game of Thrones at least in passing and now you can soak yourself in the wit and wisdom of Tyrion Lannister with this book full of quotes from the books and TV series. Everyone who watches the series or reads the book knows that Tyrion has the best one-liners in the show. Sometimes side-splittingly funny, sometimes poignant and often both, these quotes and quips will be sure to have you reading and re-reading them whenever you need a chuckle. This book would make a great gift for anyone who is a fan of the hit HBO series Game of Thrones and loves George R.R. Martin’s favourite character, Tyrion Lannister.

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Cowboy Beer Hat

When you’re sat on the sofa sipping a beer it can sometimes be a pain having to hold the can. What if you’re watching football and you jump when someone scores and spill your beer? Or perhaps the heat from your hand warms the beer up over time making it lukewarm and pretty disgusting. All these problems are solved by the Cowboy Beer Hat! This ingenious hat is perfect for attending sports matches, sitting on the sofa, or for use at busy parties. Instead of clutching your beer can to your chest in an attempt to stop thieves you can wear your beverages on your head and keep your hands free. This novelty hat can hold up to 2 cans of beer with 1 can sat on each side of the hat. The front of the hat features a funny slogan in white. Clear tubes run straight from the beer cans to your mouth. This hat is one size fits all and features an adjustable chin strap. This would be a brilliant piece of novelty headgear for any beer lover.

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Grow Your Own Carnivorous Plants

Say goodbye to unwanted insects once and for all and grow two different carnivorous plants which feed on flies. If you are brave enough then you will love the challenge of growing your very own carnivorous plant collection. Growing your plants is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. If you think growing the plants is fun then wait until feeding time! What's Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Venus Fly Trap seeds 1 packet of Pitcher Plant seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Carnivorous plant growing tips

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Marvel Comic Strip Dressing Gown

This Marvel Comics Print Dressing Gown is ideal for those familiar with the likes of Spiderman, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four! Or, simply for anyone who loves a superhero! Reversible sides featuring the Marvel comic strip on one side and a plain design with trim on the other. One size fits all, whether you resemble the buff toned physique of your heroes by working out in the gym or simply like to lounge around and enjoy reading comics and watching the various film franchises based on Marvel Comic Characters. Of course, this themed dressing gown is so much better than that mouldy old bathrobe you've been meaning to throw away. Plus it proves the wearer is a real fan, making it the perfect gift for the ardent follower of Marvel comics.

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Rocket Racoon Guardians Of The Galaxy Pop Vinyl

“Ain't no thing like me, except me!” Guardians of the Galaxy came out in 2014 and revived the old comic book stories to become the latest in Marvel’s line of hugely popular superhero films. Two of the Guardians aren’t humanoid and this particular POP celebrates the furrier of these two. Rocket Raccoon was the intelligent and cynical member of the group who most certainly wasn’t an adorable sidekick. Despite all the odds set against them the makes of POP Vinyl’s at Funko have managed to make an adorable chibi version of the space bounty hunter. This particular POP is number 48 in its collection and shows Rocket in his orange and brown space suit with his trusty gun at his side. Even though the POPs appearance is cute they have still given Rocket his trademark scowl and punchy demeanour. This little POP stands at around 3-3/4” tall and sees Rocket standing with his legs apart and his left fist clenched. This POP comes in a collector friendly displayable window box that means collectors can admire their figurine without needing to remove the POP from its box. This POP has small parts and can present a choking hazard and is not recommended for those under the age of 5. This figurine would make a great gift for any Marvel fan or a POP Vinyl collector.

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Menkind Novelty Rocket Racoon Guardians Of The Galaxy Pop Vinyl
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Star Trek Attack Wing Starter Game

Trekkies - listen up! Now you can go to frontiers and worlds unknown whilst immersing yourself in your own universe with he Star Trek Attack Wing Game This tactical space combat HeroClix miniatures game comes with collectable pre-painted ships from the Star Trek Universe. Utilizing the FlightPath manoeuvre system, command your fleet in space combat and customize your ship with a Captain, crew, weapons and tech upgrades. The miniatures game Starter Set uses the core rule set of the FlightPath game system with a Star Trek twist, but it is not compatible with other FlightPath games. There are also 8 other Fleet expansion for you to collect and add to your Star Trek Attack Wing Collection. Pack includes The U.S.S. Enterprise-D/Galaxy-class, I.K.S. Maht-H’a/Vor’cha-class  I.R.W. Khazara/D’deridex-class ships Quick Start rules,  Ship, Captain, and Crew Upgrade cards,  Range ruler Game tokens

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6 Nuddie Golf Tees

The 6 Nuddie Golf Tees are the hilarious golfing gift with a twist. Shock and amuse your fellow players with these golf tees shaped as naked ladies! Well made for durability, this fantastic novelty gift is ideal for the keen golfer who loves a good laugh and making a statement out on the course. Each tee stands at 7.6cm in length, and conveniently doubles up as a ball marker or a divot tool for when you're swing goes wayward on the 12th!

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Black Crossbow

If you are a fan of outdoor activities and enjoy a game of aim and shoot, then this Black Crossbow is the ideal toy. Perfect for improving your accuracy and shooting skills, play with friends or aim for tin cans and other targets when playing on your own.   This crossbow features is robust and well built and comes with a spring trigger mechanism for easy loading and firing, meaning you can play for hours with ease. With sucker tipped darts included, this crossbow set is the ideal gift for any outdoor lover, simply aim and fire! Measuring 56cm long.

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X4 FPV Mini Quadcopter

Hubsan have been leading the field with innovative RC drones and quadcopters since 2010 and this X4 FPV Mini Quadcopter is a perfect example of why the brand has gained global recognition in such a short space of time. This quadcopter comes equipped with a 0.3 megapixel camera with 640x480 resolution and transmits a live feed directly to the remote control. The remote has a built in 4.3 inch LCD colour screen so you can capture every minute of your quadcopters flight in brilliant quality. You can also add a 2GB – 16GB micro SD to your remote to record and save your videos (please note this is not included). This quadcopter charges via an included USB cable and takes 30 minutes to fully charge. On full charge this RC toy has around 7 minutes of flight time. The copter is fitted with a coreless 0820 motor and has a 3.7V. 380mAh li-po battery with an auto cut off safety feature. The range of the copter is around 100 metres and the live feed has roughly the same range. This would be a fantastic addition to the collection of any RC enthusiast and would make a great gift for either beginner or expert flyers. Technical specifications: First person live feed transmission to remote control Remote control features 4.3 inch colour LCD screen Option to record video onto micro SD card (not included) 0820 coreless motor Quadcopter frequency: 2.4GHz Video feed frequency: 5.8GHz 3.7V 380mAh li-po battery with auto cut off for safety Quadcopter and video feed have a range of approx. 100 metres 0.3 megapixels camera with 640 x 480 resolution Take 30 minutes to fully charge with included USB cable With approximately 7 minutes of flight time Quadcopter measures roughly 10cm x 8cm x 3cm Transmitter measures roughly 19cm x 17cm x 5cm What’s included: 1 x X4 Quadcopter FPV 1 x Remote control with 4.3" LCD screen 4 x Rotor blades 1 x USB charging cable 1 x Protection cage 1 x FAQ sheet To find out how to fly your drone responsibly please click here.

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Shiatsu Heated Back Massager

  PLEASE NOTE DUE TO HIGH DEMAND WE CANNOT GUARANTEE DELIVERY WITH OUR EXPRESS TRACKED SERVICE. Treat yourself or someone you know to a relaxing massage with this full length Shiatsu Massager, which lets you sit back and relax in ultimate comfort. Feel all the tension and tight spots being eased away as this fabulous remote controlled "cushion" kneads whichever part of your back you instruct it to. With the use of the remote control you can just sit back at let the Shiatsu do all the work using it's innovative heat technology which not only relieves stress but soothes aching muscles. It's full length design is made to suit you and can be altered to the length of your back with its extra 25% back coverage! It comes with a smooth black PU finish and fits practically any chair.

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Remote Control Tarantula

This remote controlled scuttling, spider will drive your pets mad and scare any arachnophobe's who come into your home. Watch grown men leap up onto chairs and women run off screaming, as you set this realistic spider on a creepy crawly mission around your home. The perfect thing is that you are in control of this R/C toy, so you can choose who the unlucky victim is.  This R/C spider can move in practically any direction including forwards, backwards, left and right, so you can send him on completely custom paths. If you want the spider to take control then you can press the middle button on the controller to set him into auto mode as he navigates his way around your home completely independent of any control.  Tarantula requires 4xAA batteries and the transmitter requires 1 x 9v battery (both not included).

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Desktop Drum Kit

Generally an office tends to be relatively quiet apart from the ever-present murmur of people complaining about how they wished they were anywhere else. Well now you can shake things up with this Desktop Drum Kit! If you want to unleash your inner Rock star then this Desktop Drum Kit is the way to do it. This brilliant kit stands at 17 inches (43cm) tall and would fit perfectly on a home or office desk. The drums are connected and stand on a black stand. The drums themselves are finished in a glossy red colour with silver accents on the edges. This kit includes 2 snare drums, a tom-tom drum and a crash symbol. The Desktop Drum Kit also comes with 2 grey drumsticks. This would be a fantastic addition to any office that needs a little more rock n’ roll during the weekly office briefings!

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Star Wars BB8 Droid

The Star Wars BB-8 Droid’s™ movements and personality are as authentic as they are advanced. Based on your interactions, BB-8 will show a range of expressions and even react when you give voice commands. BB-8 comes with 3 modes which let him explore the world outside the Galaxy. You can either let BB-8 explore autonomously, guide BB-8 yourself via the app, or create and view holographic recordings from a recorded video from your smartphone. BB-8 is powered by induction charging and connects to your iPhone, iPad or iPod touch using Bluetooth technology. Simply download the app, pair him with your smartphone and watch him go! Includes batteries. For ages 8+ There are 3 modes which you can set BB-8 in to let him explore the world: DRIVE In drive BB-8 will go wherever you point and hold, and he’ll even react to collisions. If you want to see more of his personality, enter the droid commander, choose an icon, and BB-8 will show off a range of expressions. PATROL Put BB-8 into Patrol to send him off on his own. His autonomous behavior allows him to move around, get familiar with your space, and investigate the surroundings. Tap the play button to get BB-8 on the move. HOLOGRAPHIC MESSAGING No Droid is complete without holographic messaging. Now you can make your own thanks to BB-8. Record a video and BB-8 will transform it into a virtual hologram. Dimensions: Height: 11.4 cm / Width: 7.3 cm  Supported Devices: iPhone 5 iPhone 4S iPhone 5c iPod Touch 6th Gen iPad 3rd Gen 4G iPad Mini 4G iPhone 6 iPad Mini iPhone 5s iPad 4th Gen 4G iPhone 6 Plus iPod Touch 5th Gen iPad 3rd Gen iPad 4th Gen Android devices running Android 4.4.2 and higher Minimum iOS Version: iOS 8.0

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Haynes Bike Care Kit Multi Tool

This is the extremely versatile and useful Bike Care Kit. Love off road cycling? Taking your bike out and seeing where it leads you? Now with the Bike Car Kit you can ride off into the sunset with a worry-free mind, knowing you're covered for any problems that could affect your bike and journey, ruining your trip. Supplied in an attractive nylon pouch with the "Haynes" logo on the front, with an advisory hardback 24 colour mini book, you'll have no need to fear that you'll be left stranded on the side of the road somewhere with a problem you can't fix. The multi-tool includes: 2.5, 3, 4, 5mm Cr-V steel hexagon keys 8, 9 & 10mm CS sockets Slotted screwdriver Phillips screwdriver 13 & 15mm spanners

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