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Solar Hula Girl

Everyone knows you can only hula dance in the sun; take this gadget for example. Keep it in the dark and the hula girl does nothing, but give her a glimmer of light and she'll burst into life, waving her hands and shaking her hips to do the hula! Put her on your desk or mantle to enjoy her dancing during the day, or mount it in your car for a dancing dashboard buddy that's always happy to see the sun. There are two different designs available so please order more than one to receive a selection.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts under £5 Solar Hula Girl
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Hornby R8509 Stone Tunnel Portals (Single Width)

Give your tunnel entrances and exits the authentic look with this pair of stone portals (R8509). Each portal is wide enough to sit over a single section of Hornby 00 gauge track and can accommodate a train passing underneath. It's the perfect way to tidy up any tunnels on your layout whilst enhancing the look of your entire railway.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Hornby R8509 Stone Tunnel Portals (Single Width)
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Puppy Giggle Ball

It's a round ball of dog shaped giggly fun! Press this cuddly pup's hand and he will suddenly erupt into a roar of laughter before launching into a serious case of the shakes. He'll roll around the table, jiggle on the spot and generally look hilarious as he writhes and giggles. And just when you think the joke's over, give its hand another squeeze and this puppy starts his laughing fit all over again.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts for boys Puppy Giggle Ball
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Cassette Speaker

People may look at you sideways when you pull out this seemingly normal cassette tape but they'll be amazed at what it actually does. Hidden within this retro icon is a portable speaker system that pumps out high quality sound from your smartphone, MP3 player or other music playing device. Just untuck the cleverly hidden cable from around the edge and plug it in to any headphone port. The protruding back section not only acts as a handy stand, but also houses a resonance chamber that produces brilliantly bass-y notes to make your music sound as good as it can.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Cassette Speaker
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Music Makers

This traditional music box has a wonderful transparent case that lets you see all the intricate mechanisms inside. Simply turn the handle on the side to set everything in motion, watching and listening as it plays a traditional song. The songs include Brahm's Lullaby, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Row, Row, Row Your Boat and When You Wish Upon A Star, so please order more than one if you'd like to receive a selection.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 40th Birthday Gifts Music Makers
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Clockwork Caterpillar

Chunky caterpillar with ingenious clockwork movement that makes its body curl and stretch as it wriggles along on hidden wheels.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Clockwork Caterpillar
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Immerse Virtual Reality Headset

Good news! The future of virtual reality is here and powered by that thing in your pocket (your smartphone, not a crumpled tissue). Simply download a VR app onto your smartphone (there are lots free and inexpensive apps to choose from on the Appstore and Google Playstore), then slot your device into the adjustable cradle and shut the headset. Use the straps to secure it in place, then sit back and enjoy the virtual experience. Move your head and the view moves with you, allowing you to enjoy all 360 degrees of your virtual environment. We tested out a rollercoaster and space scape app, both of which simply blew us away. VR has never been so accessible or affordable! The Immerse Virtual Reality Headset is lightweight with a padded eye piece, making the VR experience comfortable as well as amazing. As such, it's perfect for watching 3D movies, as well as experiencing virtual reality apps and games. It's a whole new kind of entertainment that's unlike anything else out there.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Immerse Virtual Reality Headset
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Zombie Mask

Dress up like a gruesome zombie without spending hours applying gory make-up and face paints. Simply slip on this full-head zombie mask and the grisly transformation is complete! Made from a super lightweight and flexible material, the mask stretches to fit any size and is both easy to see out of and even drink through. It's a great looking mask that makes a costume even better within seconds (and can be removed just as quick!)

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Hawkin's Bazaar Joke presents Zombie Mask
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Paper Fan

Colourful 26cm Chinese paper fan which folds down into the plastic handle. Design may vary.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts for girls Paper Fan
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Inflatable Boxing Set

Big and squishy, the giant (47 x 35)cm over-sized inflatable boxing gloves are perfect for play fighting without risk of injury. The set includes two (28 x 22 x 27)cm helmets (also inflatable) and two pairs of gloves in silvery grey and black to distinguish between fighters. All the pieces have valves allowing them to be let down and re-inflated whenever required.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Inflatable Boxing Set
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Anglepoise Book Light

We all know that desk lamps have been adorable since 1986, but it's hard to appreciate that fact when they stand three foot tall and loom over you. Fortunately there's now an cute book light version that has all the charm at a fraction of the size. Clip this miniature black desk lamp to a page to use as a book light or stand it on your desk to illuminate smaller surfaces. We dare you to try not loving this.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 30th Birthday Gifts Anglepoise Book Light
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Plasma Ball

Channel lightning through your fingers and manipulate electronic pulses as if you were a living deity or real-life superhero! Well, maybe not quite that dramatically, but you'll certainly feel incredibly cool as you drag your digits around this Plasma Ball. Turn it on and the globe will light up with streams of electrical energy that dance around a central pillar. Touch the edge and this electrical light show will instantly leap to your fingertip, harmlessly following your touch as you move. It's surprisingly addictive and very hard to tear yourself away from once you've had a go. It'll certainly be a talking point for your room!

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Plasma Ball
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Bullshit Desk Bell

We've all been there, someone is waffling on about some extravagant and overblown story that just doesn't smell right. "I climbed Everest without a guide in world record time, but they don't count it because no one was there to see me do it", that kind of thing. Well with this handy desk top bell, you can put a stop to all that. Next time someone is going off on one, press the button on top of the brightly coloured dome and a loud chime will ring, safely alerting everyone to incoming drivel. It's a perfect joke present for those friends who are full of hot air, plus comes in very useful at the office!

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Bullshit Desk Bell
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Drinking Glasses

A wonderfully daft invention. A continuous rubbery tube formed into a pair of spectacles: one end goes into your drink whilst you suck on the other. The liquid shoots up the tube and swirls around both your eyes before entering your mouth. Invaluable!

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Drinking Glasses
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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Finding Mr Right may seem like a unicorn hunt at times, but this revolutionary new product allows you to grow the perfect boyfriend at home! Just place this mini man into a tub of water and watch him grow up to six times his original size over the next three days. Your home grown man will not snore, never expects dinner on the table and is polite (maybe even a little shy) around everyone he meets.

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Hawkin's Bazaar 18th Birthday Gifts Grow Your Own Boyfriend
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Memo Monster

Keep a reminder stored safely in the head of one of these Memo Monsters. Simply press the button on its head and then talk to this quirky little creature to record six seconds of sound. Put him near the door or somewhere else you're likely to pass and he'll repeat your message whenever his motion sensor detects someone walk past. It's great for reminders, but also fantastic for pranks and leaving messages for other people!

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts for men Memo Monster
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Penguin Desk Toy

Watch penguins surf on a tide of colourful goo with this cool desk toy. Simply flip over the diamond shaped hour glass to make the gloop gradually drip from the top half to the bottom half, with one penguin riding the wave down whilst the other rises up! Once the gooey liquid has completely drained from one side, flip it over and do it again.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gift Finder Penguin Desk Toy
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Monster Finger Tattoos

Ever wanted your finger to look like a scary monster? Of course you have! These simple to use transfers are easily applied to each finger with just a dab of water. There are 30 monster tattoos in each pack for weeks of long-lasting monster fun.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts for boys Monster Finger Tattoos
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Red And White Stocking

Everybody loves to receive a Christmas Stocking, and this plush traditional stocking is ready to be carefully stuffed with your chosen selection of toys and goodies. There are plenty of ideas for all ages throughout the catalogue! 56cm

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gifts for boys Red And White Stocking
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Scalextric C1342 McLaren P1 Set

Pit a pair of fierce McLaren P1s against each other in a supercar showdown unlike any other! This Scalextric set (C1342) includes a pair of digital ready super resistant McLaren P1 slot cars, one white and one blue. Both cars are beautifully detailed, recreating the sleek sweeping curves of these amazing cars that have been designed to perform in a similar way to McLaren's Formula One titans. Just place them on the track, pull the trigger and away they go, blasting down straights and gliding around corners. The track itself is just as exciting as the cars, with a figure of eight circuit that crosses in the middle. Time it right and you might take your opponent out of the race, but get it wrong and they might take you out! No worries if there is a collision though as each car has a super resistant chassis, meaning they easily shrug off any crunch or crash thrown at them. Everything you need is in the box including the power supply, two controllers and a variety of track accessories.

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Hawkin's Bazaar Gift Finder Scalextric C1342 McLaren P1 Set
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