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Blackboard Mug with Chalk

Blackboard Mug with Chalk No room for a memo board at work? Simply write all your ideas and notes down on our handy Blackboard Message Mug! Whether you teach from home, have an immense fear of large blackboards or just fancy a unique novelty mug then the Blackboard Message Mug is for you. These extremely efficient novelty mugs are a great way of writing down your tea request, whether you take sugar or different milk. With 2 sticks of chalk included you can let people know how you feel every day without saying a word! The Blackboard Message Mug makes a fantastic gift whether for use at work or home. Simply wash in cool water and start again. Ceramic mug with chalkboard finish, with either a yellow, red, blue or white rim (please note that we are unable to offer a colour choice) Includes 2 pieces of chalk Measures approx 9.5 cm x 11 cm (including handle) Write memos on it and how you take your tea/coffee! Comes boxed Warning: Hand wash Key Product Features: Ceramic mug with chalkboard finish and 2 pieces of chalk, Mug will have either a yellow, red, blue or white rim (regrettably we cannot offer a colour choice), Measures approx 9.5 cm x 11 cm (including handle), Write memos on it and how you take your tea/coffee!, Comes boxed. ,

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Blackboard Mug with Chalk

Blackboard Mug with Chalk No room for a memo board at work? Simply write all your ideas and notes down on our handy Blackboard Message Mug! Whether you teach from home, have an immense fear of large blackboards or just fancy a unique novelty mug then the Blackboard Message Mug is for you. These extremely efficient novelty mugs are a great way of writing down your tea request, whether you take sugar or different milk. With 2 sticks of chalk included you can let people know how you feel every day without saying a word! The Blackboard Message Mug makes a fantastic gift whether for use at work or home. Simply wash in cool water and start again. Ceramic mug with chalkboard finish, with either a yellow, red, blue or white rim (please note that we are unable to offer a colour choice) Includes 2 pieces of chalk Measures approx 9.5 cm x 11 cm (including handle) Write memos on it and how you take your tea/coffee! Comes boxed Warning: Hand wash Key Product Features: Ceramic mug with chalkboard finish and 2 pieces of chalk, Mug will have either a yellow, red, blue or white rim (regrettably we cannot offer a colour choice), Measures approx 9.5 cm x 11 cm (including handle), Write memos on it and how you take your tea/coffee!, Comes boxed. ,

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Dust Mop Slippers

Dust Mop Slippers Dust Mop Slippers are the ideal home gift for lazy housekeepers! In fact they make ideal novelty gifts for anyone who hates having to clean the floor. Just slip on our Dust Mop Slippers and mop your floors with each scuff of your foot! More functional than your average pair of slip-ons, they have floor mops for the soles and fit most adult feet! These Dust Mop Slippers are ideal for use on hard floors such as wood, laminate and tiled. Just turn your music on and glide your may across the kitchen floor for exercise and effortless cleaning! Key Product Features: These novelty slippers can act like dusters, suitable for indoor use only, One size (adult), 29 cm in length x 11 cm width, Not intended to keep feet warm,

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Tea Sub Yellow Submarine Tea Infuser

Tea Sub - Submarine Tea Infuser This Tea Sub Infuser makes the ideal gift for anyone who loves using loose tea! In a town, where I was born, there lived a man who sailed the tea, and he told me of his life, in a cup of Darjeeling...! This Yellow Submarine should be filled with loose tea or herbs, not Beatles (or beetles for that matter). Simply fill your cup or teapot with boiling water and immerse the submarine! The Yellow Submarine Tea Infuser is really effective when using a glass mug or teapot. Why not include some green tea with your gift as a special tea-themed hamper? A fabulous Birthday gift or stocking filler , the Tea Sub is a great alternative to Tea Balls and strainers. "We're all dunking our Yellow Submarine, Infuser Submarine, full of loose leaf tea, we're all dunking our...!" Tea Sub - Submarine Tea Infuser The Tea Sub is a submarine shaped tea infuser! Made of food safe silicon rubber Simply fill with herbs or loose tea and dunk into your teapot or cup Handy hook on the chain can anchor the sub to the side of your mug It measures approx 5.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 5 cm Great gifts for any tea drinker Why not twin this awesome tea infuser with one of our novelty mugs? The Tea Sub makes a superb gift for anyone who loves loose tea. Why not use it to flavour your tea? Simply make a cup of green tea, fill the tea sub with mint, rose petals, jasmine, ginger or lemon and create your own special flavours! What’s in the Submarine Tea Infuser box? 1 x Tea Sub Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Submarine Tea Infuser

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Pink Sparkle Birthday Napkins

Pink Sparkle Birthday Napkins These pink sparkle serviettes are a great addition to party accessories such as cups and plates. The paper napkins come in a pack of 20 and are 3-ply. They have the words 'Happy Birthday' printed in bold white lettering on a swirly pink background, and they are great for serving up slices of birthday cake. Measures approx 33 cm x 33 cm when fully open. Key Product Features: Pack contains 20 x 3-ply paper napkins, Pink napkins are covered in circles, sparkle shapes and HAPPY BIRTHDAY printed in white, Measure approx 33 cm x 33 cm when fully open, Pack measures approx 16.5 cm x 16.5 cm x 2 cm, Ideal for any girls' birthday!,

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Grow Your Own Head of Hair

Grow Your Own Head of Hair Do you have the face of a supermodel but the hairline of Phil Collins? This Grow Your Own Head of Hair is a novelty way of replacing that missing mane. In just three days this tiny toupee grows up to 500% and is a great joke gift for those whose thatch has left the patch. Key Product Features: These Grow Your Own Toys measure approx 2.4 cm x 2.4 cm x 1.4 cm before you add it to water, Shrinks back to original size gradually once dry, but can be used again and again!, Will expand up to 600% in water,

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The Gun Mug

The Gun Mug If you are looking for novelty mug gifts for men, this Gun Mug will make any Birthday go with a bang! With a gun shaped handle, you can lock and load this ceramic coffee mug with your favourite beverage or wrap it as an awesome stocking filler instead. Even though these cool mugs don’t actually fire anything, just the action of holding it is enough to empower you. Fire away your frustration with every sip! So if you’re after some sharp shootin’ Father's Day gifts or simply after funky mugs for yourself, then get your hands around The Gun Mug. Key Product Features: Black ceramic coffee mug with a pistol shaped handle, Holds up to 12 ounces of liquid, Recommended hand wash only for best results. Can be placed in dishwasher, but top rack only, Ceramic mug measures approx 16.5 cm (width including handle) x 9.5 cm (height) x 8.8 cm (diameter), Fabulous novelty mug for the home and office,

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Novelty Golf Stationery

Novelty Desktop Golf Stationery This desktop mini golf set incorporates a pencil, erasers and memo pad into a simple putting game. Perfect for when the golfer in the office needs to jot things down or even practice their skills! Key Product Features: Desktop golf set, Contains pencil, erasers and memo pad, Great for golf lovers, Compact for when you get writer's block, Take your putting to work!,

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Personalised Charm Necklace Cherry

Personalised Charm Necklace - Cherry If you've seen our charm bracelets then you will surely LOVE these Personalised Charm Necklaces! Each necklace comes with a 17" chain and 11 beautiful charms that hang on it. This example is the Cherry design, and the tag can be etched with some text of your choice (25 characters including spaces). You can put anything suitable for any person or occasion, so they are amazing personalised gifts for women or even bridesmaid gifts. Need ideas for personalised Mother's Day gifts with a difference? In many cultures the butterfly symbolises love and fortune, making these personalised necklaces for women a very thoughtful and unique gift for all occasions. Key Product Features: This personalised jewellery comes with 11 charms and a chain!,

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Star Wars R2D2 Inflatable RC Toy

Star Wars R2D2 Inflatable RC Toy A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... a robot shaped like a pedal bin was involved in a few feature films. But check out these i nflatable R2D2 Remote Control Toys! Everyone's favourite white and blue droid is brought to life with just a foot pump and a little imagination. Great gadgets for boys and Star Wars gifts for men, this 3D R2D2 is more OMG than WTF! You may think, such a large rc toy would be cumbersome and difficult to store, but these remote control R2D2 toys are easy to deflate for when you've finished pretending to wander through space and you need to save space! Perhaps you want to strip naked, paint yourself bronze to look like C3PO, and wander through the streets with R2 causing a scene? These radio controlled toys are just like the famous cylindrical robot! With the help of carefully located internal weights and a sprinkling of Jedi powers, your inflatable Artoo will right himself like a Sci-Fi Weeble if he happens to fall down steps or ledges. In fact this little droid will bounce back to his feet even if you kick him across the room! Key Product Features: Official Star Wars merchandise, These inflatable toys come with a foot pump, remote controller and full instructions, Features left, right, forward backwards and 360 degree spin, He measures approx once 65 cm x 60 cm x 35 cm inflated!, Batteries are not included. The handset takes 1 x 9v battery and R2D2 takes 4 x AA batteries,

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Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers

Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers The Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers will make any culinary experiment a themed delight! Shaped like classic science lab flasks, this novelty cruet set will add chemistry to your kitchen! If you are looking for unique kitchen accessories, Birthday or house warming gifts then these salt and pepper shakers are ideal. Add the Sodium Chloride (NaCL), piperine, pinene, sabinene, limonene,caryophyllene, and linalool that you so desire, to flavour your dishes in a quirky and stylish manner. Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers look like science lab flasks with cork stoppers! Made of glass with cork tops Glass flask is dishwasher safe Ideal house warming gifts for any home! Finding a great gift doesn't have to be rocket science! Our cruet sets will add a touch of humour to any kitchen. What’s in the Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers box? 1 x Salt Shaker 1 x Pepper Shaker Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Earl Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Personalised Cat Bowls

Personalised Cat Bowls Spoil your top cats and princess pussy's to some cute cat gifts with one of these gorgeous Personalised Cat Bowls! These white ceramic cat bowls are available in either a pretty Pink or Blue Fishbone & Paw-print design (please choose the colour-way from the box above). But what makes these ceramic cat bowls a class ahead of your average cat dish, is that you can have your Kitties name printed on the front. You can then choose to have your moggies name followed by either Food or Water. To complete their gorgeousness, they also have the word ‘Meooww!’ as standard. So, will you choose to spoil your lovable pal to an awesome cat food bowl or a fabulous new water bowl? Well, if you can’t decide, then why not simply go for it and buy two – one that says Food and one that says Water – they’ll think all their Birthdays and Christmases’ will have come at once! Key Product Features: White ceramic cat bowl is available with either a Pink or Blue Fishbone & Paw-print design, Personalise the front of the bowl with cats name up to 15 characters, including spacing/apostrophes, Has 'Meooww!' as standard. Choose for it to say Food or Water after your personalisation too! , Measures approx 17 cm x 17 cm x 4 cm, Dishwasher safe,

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Vajazzle Kit 3 x Swirl Heart Crystal Tattoos

Vajazzle Kit - 3 x Swirl Heart Crystal Tattoos This will make your poon tang glitter like the twinkle in your eye! Our sparkly Vajazzle Kits make super sexy stocking fillers and novelty gifts for women. Festoon your flesh for a music festival or even turn up to a fancy dress party as the gem lady, the uses go far beyond the bedroom department! Our Vajazzles are intended for a lady's love area but they can be used all over the body; be it your face, foot, bum or tum! What about a crystal tattoo heart on your boobs? Add spangle to your vajangle or perhaps surprise your own Joey Essex on Valentines Day with a glittery evening he will never forget. Key Product Features: Our Diamante Crafts Vajazzles are body crystals that have skin-safe glue on the back, These Vajazzle crystal tattoos are in the shape of hearts with a swirl detail, 3 in a pack, Non toxic, use anywhere on your body (externally!), They measures approx 2.8 cm x 3 cm each,

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Vajazzle Body Jewellery Star Crystal Tattoos

Vajazzle Body Jewellery - Star Crystal Tattoos These body gems make spangly stocking fillers for women or beauty gifts for lovely ladies! A beauty ingredient of many an Essex girl, Vajazzles have been immortalised by Amy Childs on The Only Way is Essex. They can glitterize your southern sites, bling up your back and generally make your flesh spesh. Add pizzazz to your privates with our glittering selection of Vajazzle body crystals. The crystal stars Vajazzle designs are like temporary tattoos but much more sparkly! Imagine unveiling your array of strategically placed twinkling stars on your evening of passion with Joey Essex? Or perhaps you want a crystal tattoo for your ankle, neck or face? Add sparkle to a festival, wedding night or pool party with our awesome Vajazzle Kits! Key Product Features: The Vajazzle Designs are a pack of body crystals that have skin-safe glue on the reverse, This Vajazzles pack contains 10 x stars of different sizes, Non-toxic glue on the reverse, so safe to use anywhere on the body, The largest diamonte star measures approx 3 cm x 3 cm, The smallest one measures approx 1.1 cm x 1.1 cm,

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Record Drink Coasters Set of 4

Record Drink Coasters Set of 4 This set of 4 novelty drink coaster look just like miniature LP's and will add some rock n roll style to your home or office. Hate unsightly rings from mugs and glasses ruining your poor furniture? Pop some of these silicone drinks coasters down and protect your surfaces! Great for day to day use or 50's themed parties, our Record Drink Coasters come in a set of 4 and provide a non-slip surface for your drinks. If you are looking for unique house warming or Birthday gifts, why not twin our coasters with the musical Elvis Mug for a wonderfully themed gift! Record Drink Coasters Set of 4 Record Drink Coasters are a set of silicone coasters in the shape of LP records! 4 in a pack The drinks coasters measures approx 10 cm x 10 cm x 0.2 cm Great gifts for any home or office! Why not twin our Record Drink Coasters with a novelty mug for a great gift set! What’s in the Record Drink Coasters Set of 4 Box? 4 x Record Drink Coasters Why You Should Buy From Us! 1 x Best Mum Toast Stamp 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Record Drink Coasters Set of 4

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Outdoor Magic Boomerang

Outdoor Magic Boomerang Our Outdoor Magic Boomerang is the World's best sports boomerang! The three blade design makes them easy to throw and catch. Made of (virtually) unbreakable polymer, the boomerang has an incredible flight range of up to 20 metres and is sanctioned by the Australian Boomerang World Cup Team! Practice your master trick throws and catches with this competition standard Outdoor Magic Boomerang. An ideal alternative to football in the park, you can play with friends or individually! The thing about balls is they don't return back to you, unless there is a slobbery dog attached to it. Boomerangs are designed to circle and come right back to you! With helpful throwing tips on the pack, this Outdoor Magic Boomerang is an ideal outdoor activity for all the family. Outdoor Magic Boomerang The Outdoor Magic Boomerang is the World's best, competition standard boomerang! Flight range of 15 - 20 metres Accurate flight return Boomerang colours vary Made of virtually unbreakable Polymer Throwing instructions included The boomerang measures approx 27 cm x 27 cm Great activity gifts for ages 8 to 180! Picnic in the park? Why not bring an Outdoor Magic Boomerang with you! It uses up a lot less space in the car or a bag than other outdoor toys and can be enjoyed by children and adults alike! What’s in the Outdoor Magic Boomerang pack? 1 x Outdoor Magic Boomerang 1 x Instruction on pack Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Outdoor Magic Boomerang

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Personalised Baby Grows Fabulous Girl

Personalised Baby Grows - Fabulous Girl Practically perfect in every way, this is the Mary Poppins of baby wear! Featuring an old fashioned pram with the words 'Fabulous New Baby', these cool baby grows can be personalised with a baby name of up to 12 characters! If you are looking for newborn baby clothes for Christening gifts or just to treat your new daughter, the Fabulous Girl Personalised Baby Grow is ideal! Made of soft white cotton with 3 poppers at the crotch, it has short sleeves making it perfect for summer. Funky baby clothes don't come more stylish than this! Every new mum wants their new baby daughter to look as cute as a button, so this babygrow will make the perfect personalised gift. Key Product Features: Features a black and white old fashioned pram with baby pink detailing, The words 'Fabulous New Baby' come as standard, CHECK YOUR SPELLING CAREFULLY! We cannot be held responsible for your mistakes!, Personalise the short sleeved baby grow with a name of up to 12 characters (including spaces), Next day UK delivery is available, cut off time is 12pm,

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Personalised Traditional Toast Glass Champagne Flute

Personalised Traditional Toast Glass - Champagne Flute PLEASE NOTE *MINIMUM ORDER IS 25 GLASSES!* PLEASE ADD THE AMOUNT OF GLASSES NEEDED TO THE BASKET. UNFORTUNITLY ORDERS UNDER 25 GLASSES WILL BE CANCELLED. This toast champagne flute is available in a traditional font which can be personalised over 3 lines (20 characters per line). Also makes an ideal favour. Ideal for Wedding, Anniversary, Engagement. Item takes up to approximately 5 working days to make.

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Twilight Ladybug Star Projector

Twilight Ladybug - Star Projector The Twilight Ladybug makes a cute gift for little ones as by day it’s an adorably cute ladybird, and when darkness falls it becomes a wonderfully soothing nightlight. The ladybird has a plush underside, with a plastic shell which projects a calming night sky over for tots to fall soundly asleep under. It has three colour star projection options; sapphire blue, emerald and ruby red. It has a handy 45 minute sleep timer; saving both battery life and you having to turn it off. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (included) and comes with star guide to help identify constellations. Measures approximately 27 cm x 28 cm x 19 cm.

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Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray

Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray What could be better than a visual metaphor such as our Brain freeze Ice Tray? Made of rubbery silicone, this flexible ice cube tray allows you to make brain shaped ice, chocolate, stock cubes, jelly and butter! Why not create some jelly brains for a Halloween Party or treat your science class to some chocolate brains at Easter or Christmas? Our Brain Freeze Ice Cubes look fantastic when coloured with cordial. Why not add a dash of lime for some atomic green alien brains or cranberry for a more realistic pinky-red! Treat your guests to some zombie-tastic treats with these culinary craniums. You don't have to be a brain surgeon to see how cool this gift is. Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray Brain Freeze is a silicone ice tray that makes brain-shaped ice cubes! Creates 4 brains The ice tray is made of flexible pink, food-safe rubber This ice cube tray measures approx 14.5 cm x 14.5 cm x 2.5 cm This novelty gifts is bound to cause a stir! Whether you are looking for a present for a Neurosurgeon or simply as a Birthday party treat for your horror movie obsessed son, the Brain Freeze Ice Tray is a super idea! What’s in the Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray box? 1 x Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Brain Freeze Silicone Ice Tray

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