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Set of 2 Camera Keyrings

Lights camera action!Pair of keyrings with LED lights.Rubber with metal 3.5cm & 4.5cm long

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Nesting Chicken Decorations

Set of 2 chicken decorations.Plastic with straw nests.7cm tall plus hanging ribbon.

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Beryl Cook Calendar 2016

Calendar with 12 colour reproductions of works by one of Britain"s most popular artists Beryl Cook (1926­2008); renowned for her art"s acute observation sympathy and humour.Month­to­view includes ‘Big Olives or Little Olives’.30.5cm square.

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Moomins on the Riviera Calendar 2016

Calendar celebrating 12 colourful scenes from the 1955 comic strip by Tove Jansson in which the Moomins Snorkmaiden and Little My set sail for the Riviera. The story is now adapted for a hand­drawn animation feature film.Month­to­view.30cm square.

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4 Pop­up Pagoda Cards

Intricate laser­cutting create beautiful pop­up cards; recalling the 1953­woodblock print of "The Main Gate of Engakuji Temple Kamakura" by Kasamatsu Shiro (1898­1991).Blank with envelopes.17.5cm x 12.5cm closed pops up from flat; stands 12.5cm tall.Made in the UK.

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Chocolates for Wine

12 hand­made chocolates 6 cocoa­blends specially designed to enjoy with different wines. Includes explanatory leaflet. Comprises milk chocolate with 34% cocoa from Java 38% from Costa Rica,43% from Venezuela and dark chocolate with 51% cocoa from Ecuador 71% from Santo Domingo and 84% from Ghana.Please note use by date July 2016.Foil wrapped­chocolates 96g.Wooden box 12.5cm x 8.5cm x 2.5cm.May contain nut traces. Contains milk and soya.Suitable for vegetarians not suitable for vegans.Ingredients & allergen information

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Skeleton Twist Puppets

Set of 3 painted palm leaf­puppets: roll or twist the stick between your palms and watch the articulated arms and legs dance!Palm leaf.30cm long.Handmade: each unique.

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Yellow Submarine Jigsaw

A groovy jigsaw capturing psychedelic characters and details from the feature­length animation released in 1968 in which the Beatles save Pepperland from the music­hating Blue Meanies. Designed by Heinz Edelman and Milton Glaser the pop­psychedelic style would influence contemporary artists such as Peter Max.1000 pieces printed board.68 x 48cm constructed.Age 3+.

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3 Canadian Critter­cards

3 fragrant cedar wood­postcards with intricate laser­cutting to allow your recipient to press­out the shape and fold into a 3­D animal keepsake. Cedar shingles and shakes remain a popular roofing and cladding material in Canada; the wood is known to be hard­wearing and Western Red Cedar was frequently used for totem poles and canoes by native peoples. Sturdy to survive the post just add stamps; does not include envelopes.3 designs blank.10.5cm x 14.8cm.

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100 Thunderbirds Postcards

An F.A.B. selection of 100 postcards featuring International Rescue"s craft and characters and scenes from the hit series which blasted onto British television on 30th September 1965.100 postcards blank.15.5cm x 10cm.Book­style box 17cm x 11.5cm x 6cm.

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Italian Nougat with Almonds Amaretti­pieces

Delicious and tempting soft white nougat in 200g bars made in Arischia Italy by Sorelle Nurzia confectioners since 1835. Hand­wrapped in traditional design papers.Contains nuts.28cm long x 6cm wide x 2.5cm thick.Suitable for vegetarians.Ingredients & allergen information

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French Country Desk Diary 2016

French countryside vignettes vintage typography and Provençal fabric­designs.Hardback in slipcase 128 pages 55 colour photographs week­to­view ribbon marker.21cm square.

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Gourmet Fudge Kit

Make 1kg of velvety­smooth gourmet fudge across 3 tempting flavours: after­dinner mint Eton Mess and mocha chocolate. Just add whipping cream or soya milk.Includes step­by­step instructions plus sugar thermometer 2 x spatulas raw ingredients and piping bag.18.5cm x 15cm x 12cm boxed.Contains milk wheat soya and egg; may contain nut traces.Suitable for vegetarians; not suitable for vegans.Ingredients & allergen information

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Russian Stories

21 impish and irrepressible stories in English translation by 5 neglected or forgotten Russian writers. Fresh­faced vignettes of modern St Petersburg; hair raising tales of Soviet state insanity; dark fables from the days of serfdom. Each mines a discrete facet of Russian life history or culture and taken as a whole they sketch a historical arc from the 19th century to the age of the budget airline offering the reader a unique combination of daring wit dash and charm.Paperback 219 pages.21.5cm x 13.5cm.

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3 WWF Safari Sounds Cards

Supporting the Worldwide Fund for Nature (W.W.F). Open each card and an ingenious sound­chip plays an accurate recording of the animal"s call. No batteries required; large letter for UK postage. 3 designs 1 each of elephant (trumpeting) chimpanzees (chittering) and lion (roaring).Blank with envelopes.15cm square.Made in the UK.

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Joyeuses Pâques Chocolate­filled Egg

Cardboard eggs in 3 assorted folk motifs. Contain speckled sugar­shell milk chocolate eggs.210g.12cm long x 8cm wide.Presented in cellophane with bow.May contain nut traces; not suitable for vegans.

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Set of 6 Thunderbirds Masks

Thunderbirds are go! Don the persona of your favourite Tracey Islander Lady Penelope or The Hood.6 cardboard masks with elastic ties and eye holes.Each approximately 28cm x 21cm.

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The Writers Houses Calendar 2016

12 colourful images from original paper­cut collages by contemporary artist Amanda White representing the houses of great British writers. Includes Wordsworth’s Dove Cottage Virginia Woolf’s Monk’s House along with the homes of Romantics Bloomsbury writers and the artist Derek Jarman’s seaside cottage. The artist’s naïve style is in the long tradition of self­taught artists of the 19th century but also popular naïve artist Grandma Moses (1860­1961); many of which can be enjoyed at New York’s American Folk Art Museum.Month­to­view.30cm square.

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Guide To Chinese Horoscopes

Unravel the mysteries of your family and friends with the ancient Chinese astrological system. Includes extensive year charts and a guide to each animal sign"s personality aptitude traits and tendencies for life love and careers. Comprehensive section enables you to work out upcoming astrological influences for years to come helping you to make decisions deal with change and cope with other life challenges.Paperback,220 pages 21 colour illustrations.23.3cm x 15.5cm.

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Trio of Scottish Salts

Three jars of coarse sea salt laced with Scottish flavours of oak­smoked malt whisky Shetland­gathered seaweed and fiery Scotch Bonnet chillies.220g in each glass jar.17cm tall.With presentation box.Suitable for vegetarians.Made in Scotland.Ingredients & allergen information

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