Rubbish Presents & Crap Gifts Directory

Autumn Hedgehog

Made of metal, this inquisitive little hedgehog has been given a natural aged look to blend in perfectly with your garden foliage.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Autumn Hedgehog
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‘Nigel’ Labrador

The always eager-to-please, lovable Labrador is captured with uncanny realism by sculptor Mitko Kavrikov.

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Ancestral Collections 696 ‘Nigel’ Labrador
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Playful Otter Statue

Once rare in our inland waters, otters are thankfully making a comeback. These playful creatures are captured in these delightful statues. In two designs, they will look a treat around the home or garden especially by a pond.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Playful Otter Statue
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Chintz Teacup Candle

Add a touch of English whimsy to your home with one of these pretty chintz candles. The wax is set into a real ceramic floral-printed teacup and saucer that wouldn’t be out of place at a tea party.A beautiful ornament in its own right, the candle is a charming way of lighting up a room at night, whether at home with the family or entertaining friends.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Chintz Teacup Candle
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Canvas Play Tent

Here’s one for the children! The little ’uns will have a whale of a time playing in and around this mini circus play tent crowned with a red pennant.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Canvas Play Tent
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Set of Four Knobs

Revamp your cupboards with these unique-looking knobs.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Set of Four Knobs
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Christmas Trinket Box

What better treat to find in a Christmas stocking than one of these festive trinket boxes? All are hand cast in pewter, painted with vibrant enamels and inset with sparkling diamantes.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Christmas Trinket Box
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Folklore 3 Step Plant Stand

A beautiful piece of furniture in its own right, this charming stepladder style shelf unit looks simply stunning filled with pots of flowering plants. Its classic New England design is beautifully simple, creating an eye-catching display wherever you decide to position it.The plant stand is made of solid pine with a cream paint finish that shows off its contents to perfection. What’s more, it’s easily portable, and can be folded and carried just like a pair of ladders. Use it by the kitchen door, piled high with pots of herbs, on a patio filled with seasonal colour or anywhere else in the garden to immediately transform it into something special. It looks equally impressive indoors in a conservatory, garden room or living room.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Folklore 3 Step Plant Stand
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Windermere Rabbits

Wherever you choose to put this handsome pair they are bound to create a stir. Exquisitely modelled and finely detailed, they are a beautiful way to add some character to your garden.Mr Rabbit is taking time out from his digging to enjoy a bird on his hand, whilst Mrs Rabbit is carrying a basket of daisies whilst admiring a snail. Beautiful garden ornaments with a timeless appeal, the rabbits are made from polystone with a naturally-weathered ivory finish.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Windermere Rabbits
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Recycled Glass Handkerchief Vase

Create a magnificent cut flower display in this simple glass vase. Standing at 24cm tall it is perfect for long stems, and the top opens out into 6 undulating natural folds to help arrange your blooms beautifully and effortlessly. It looks fantastic filled with Gerbera's, irises and other bold flowers, or why not use it with a single stem as a striking centrepiece?

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Ancestral Collections 696 Recycled Glass Handkerchief Vase
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Naval style Wooden Stapler

Add a touch of luxury and class to any desktop with this stylish stapler made of hardwood and brass.

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Ancestral Collections 977 Naval style Wooden Stapler
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Blue Porcelain Owl

A cheery yet wise porcelain owl that will make a great gift for a beloved friend or a decorative ornament for the home.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Blue Porcelain Owl
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Horse and Farrier Cold Cast Bronze

The farrier’s craft has changed little for hundreds of years, still requiring the utmost skill and care to shoe a horse. This cold cast bronze statue captures a blacksmith’s forge in painstaking detail.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Horse and Farrier Cold Cast Bronze
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Renaissance style Bust of David

Create a magnificent focal point in your garden or home with this statuesque ornament. Inspired by Michelangelo’s David, created in the first years of the 16th century, the bust looks fantastic displayed on a wall or plinth in the garden for all to admire. Alternatively, place him on a shelf or table in the living room for a touch of classical style. Made in weather-resistant polystone the bust has an antiqued bronze verdigris finish for an authentic antiqued look.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Renaissance style Bust of David
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Tapestry Hanging Rod

For our Fruit and Grapes Tapestry. A sturdy metal rod capped with two fleur de lys brass finials.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Tapestry Hanging Rod
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Spode Blue Italian Bud Vase

Much cherished by Spode collectors, the Blue Italian design is recognised as being both beautiful and practical. This bud vase is no exception with its typical Italian countryside scene.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Spode Blue Italian Bud Vase
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St George and The Dragon Bronze

The most patriotic product in our catalogue, this figurine captures perfectly the legend of St George slaying the dragon. Celebrating the feast day of St George on April 23rd, our sculpture has been painstakingly sculptured through a magnifying glass to create such intricate detail as St George’s chain mail armour and the dragon’s scaly skin.

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Ancestral Collections 696 St George and The Dragon Bronze
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Venus Bronze Statue

Legend tells of the goddess Venus, also known by her Greek name Aphrodite, being born from the Aegean Sea on the coast of Cyprus. Our statue stands on a scallop shell, as perfect and as pure as in Botticelli’s famous painting. This exquisite sculpture is handmade in cold cast bronze and hand polished to give a smooth, sensuous finish befitting of the goddess of love. A testament to Veronese craftsmanship, the figure boasts incredible attention to detail. Courted by two winged cherubs this imposing piece will make a real statement in your home.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Venus Bronze Statue
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Secret Garden Decorative Set of 5 Keys

Hang this set of keys on a wall or fence or simply rest them on any surface to create an instant air of mystery in the garden. Visitors will be intrigued as to what the keys can open – maybe it’s a secret garden?! Or maybe they are jailer’s keys, lost in time.Made in solid cast iron with an authentic antique look finish, the beautifully ornate keys are a lovely rustic ornament for a garden, patio, shed or even a kitchen.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Secret Garden Decorative Set of 5 Keys
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Antiqued Auricula Prints

These handmade, antique-like botanical prints are set in distressed, wooden gold-trimmed frames. Produced with a faint crackle glaze finish, there is a choice of four studies.

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Ancestral Collections 696 Antiqued Auricula Prints
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