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Madras Chilli Pips

Chilli Pips - tiny heat explosions to tingle your tastebuds! We`ve never seen Chilli Pips before and that just seemed daft. If ever a flavour was made for a little tiny pip, Chilli has to be the one. And so, being chilli lovers ourselves (with the exception of a couple of wimps!), we set our very own master sweet maker the challenge of creating a good and spicy, but not Vindaloo (hence the name Madras) hot, chilli pip. And he`s done us proud. They are absolutely stunning - you will love them (unless you have wimpish tendencies that is!) And because they are so small, you get gazillions to enjoy! And, like the rest of our other creations in our super-fab new pips range, they are exclusive to A Quarter Of... - you couldn`t get these anywhere else even if you tried (and why would you???) PS I fought the urge to call these Peppa Pips... in honour of my favourite children`s cartoon at the moment (check out Peppa Pig if you haven`t already... it`s old-school brilliant!) - Qty In Order: 1 tub (160g)

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Jelly Filled Snails

Jelly Filled Snails - These are awesome! Mallowy gummy snails filled with a delicious strawberry jelly filling - .they are so lifelike it`s really quite odd - .a bit like the kind of grub bush-tucker man digs into, only much much tastier! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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1980s Decade Box... Ace Sweets from your 80s Childhood Large

1980s Decade Box... Ace Sweets from your 80s Childhood! - Aaah, the 1980s... the decade of the frizzy perm, Pacman, Wham (the band and the bar!), the A Team, Roland Rat (check out all our 80s memories here!)... Well, believe it or not, the 80s are now cool once more (surely not?), so we`ve been inspired to celebrate it by putting together this totally ACE gift box filled with the very best sweets from the 1980s... We were spoilt for choice, as many of our best-selling retro sweets were popular in the 80s.... so the result is stunning! It`s the perfect gift for a child of the 80s... it`ll take them right back to their childhood! It weighs a WHOPPING 3 kg (that`s 6.6lb!) and it measures 30cm x 30cm x 9cm (that`s a foot square and 3 1/2 inches deep!) It contains all these lovely goodies that will make the lucky recipent run off and get all their A-Ha records out: Anglo Bubbly Bubble Gum, 15 Pieces Haribo Milk Bottles, 250g Fizzers, 4 Packs Fizzy Cola Bottles, 250g Fizzy Blue Bottles, 250g The Best Kola Kubes You`ve Ever Tasted!, 250g Pear Drops, 250g The Best Rhubarb and Custard You`ve Ever Tasted!, 250g Black Jacks, 250g White Mice, 250g Traffic Light Lollies, 5 Lollies Candy Sticks, 2 Packs Caramac, 1 Bar Sherbet Fountains, 2 Tubes Drumstick Lollies, 4 Lollies Mini Love Hearts, 4 Packs Mini Parma Violets, 4 Packs Space Dust, 2 Packs Wham Bars, 2 Bars (Please note: Very occasionally, we may be out of stock of an item. It`s rare, but if it does happen, rather than hold up your order we will replace the item with a similar, equally nostalgic item - so you won`t ever be disappointed! - Qty In Order: 1 box

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Love Hearts Dip

Love Hearts Dips. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I`ll begin. Think of a Love Heart as you know it - little message and all - and stretch it into a sort of Swizzle stick - with several messages on it - and make it candy floss flavoured. Then add three fizzy sherbety dips in orange sparkle, tangy raspberry and zingy lemon flavours - and you have a Love Hearts Dip. It`s like Love Hearts meets Double Dip! - Qty In Order: 8 triple dips

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Sweetheart Lolly Pops

Sweetheart Lolly Pops - Beautiful heart-shaped lollies that taste delicious. These are perfect as quirky little gifts for your beloved, or as stunningly original wedding favours. They have a lovely hand-made look to them... we think they`re really beautiful. Each Sweetheart Lolly comes individually wrapped. - Qty In Order: 8 Lollies

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Pint Pots

Pint Pots: little bottles of beer and sweets - what could be better? We hunted had to find the best, juiciest sweets. If you like Pint Pots, you will love ours! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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Sour Strawberry Bites

Sour Strawberry Bites - strawberry on the outside, smooth on the inside, with a sour sugary coating. They are chewy... and really, really good!! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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Sour Apples

Sour Apples - we had these made specially for us because we did not feel that regular sour apples were sour enough. These have an extra bite... on the outside they taste like a slightly unripe apple (with that sourness to make your mouth tingle)... in the inside they taste like a sweet ripe fruit. Totally delicious, and contain absolutely no artificial colours or flavouring. - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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Jelly Filled Turtles

Jelly Filled Turtles - Mallowy gummy turtles filled with a delicious strawberry jelly filling. We love sweetie animals and insects here at A Quarter Of... in fact, you could say we`re the Noah`s Arc of the sweetie world. We have Snails, Sharks, Frogs, Crocodiles, Mice, Dolphins (and many more)... and now Turtles have been welcomed to the Arc! Hoorah! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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Retro Sweet Hamper

Retro Sweet Hamper - This is the smallest of our hamper range, but it`s very very cool (and still pretty hefty!). It`s a stunning wicker hamper bursting with our most popular and tasty traditional sweets. It`s a fantastically unusual gift to give to someone who deserves something special and loves old school sweets. We`ve packed it with old classics like Kola Kubes, Fizzy Cola Bottles and Fruit Salads and each hamper measures 36cm x 16cm x 16cm and weighs 2kg. Here are the scrummy contents: Fizzy Cola Bottles, 250g Fruit Salad, 250g Kola Kubes, 250g Rhubarb and Custard, 250g 50 x Flying Saucers 4 x Double Lollies 4 x Drumsticks - Original 2 x Love Hearts 2 x Parma Violets 2 x Sherbet Fountains 2 x Space Dust - Strawberry 4 x Super Candy Whistles 2 x Wham Bars 1 x Water Bomb Packs 1 x Whoopee Cushion (Please note: Very occasionally, we may be out of stock of an item. It`s rare, but if it does happen, rather than hold up your order we will replace the item with a similar, equally nostalgic item - so you won`t ever be disappointed!) - Qty In Order: 1 Hamper

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Sour Strawberry Swirly Lollies

Sour Strawberry Swirly Lollies - Stunning Sour Strawberry-flavour rock lolllies that are so beautiful, we can hardly bear to eat them. We love the fact they`re hand-made and hark back to the good old days when one of life`s greatest pleasures was a walk by the seaside while sucking on a rock lolly. Bliss! Each Swirly Lolly comes individually wrapped. - Qty In Order: 8 Lollies

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Milk Chocolate Thickies

Milk Chocolate Thickies - One of the most efficient ways of satisfying a serious chocolate craving is to pour a few of these babies into your mouth! They`re big, no-nonsense squashed-ball-shaped chunks of milk chocolate encased in a crunchy shell (think of a ball of chocolate after Grotbags has sat on it!). I suppose they`re like fat, thick versions of Smarties, or Minstrels, or Galaxy Counters... pure, unadulterated, smooth round lumps of milk chocolate yumminess! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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A Bucket Of Penny Mix

A Bucket Of Penny Mix - This is set to become an A Quarter Of bestseller!& We&`ve got big jars of Penny Mix, beautiful kilner jars, dinky jars, wooden boxes, printed card boxes..... and now BUCKETS of Penny Mix!& You just can&`t get enough of good old fashioned Penny Mix, so we&`ve created a little (yet very hefty!) bucket filled to the brim with nostalgic retro loveliness! Each retro bucket contains 600g of old favourites like Fizzy Cola Bottles, Fried Eggs, Shrimps, Gobstoppers, Giant Strawberries, Banana Mallows and many many more! The tubs measure 12cm (height) x 12 (lid diameter) - that&`s 4.72 x 4.72 inches! & - Qty In Order: 1 Bucket

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Retro Sweets Cube

Retro Sweets Cube - For those of you who just can`t decide, then this is the answer! A transparent cube packed full of the most nostalgic, best of British, retro sweets ever. It also makes a fabulously exciting and colourful gift for someone who really deserves a bit of pampering (and would enjoy a trip down memory lane). This snazzy cube measures 10cm square (that`s 3.94 inches in old money!) and the contents inside it weigh a hefty 475g (1.05lb)... that`s nearly half a kilo of fizzy, tangy, tasty retro deliciousness! The contents include the following (I know what you`re thinking - how DID we manage to squeeze all these in?): Dip Dab 1, Sherbet Fountain 1, Candy Stick Box 1, Mini Love Heart Rolls 2, Candy Whistles 2, Candy Lipsticks 2, Drumsticks 2, Strawberry Chewits 1, Happy Tattoo 2, Fizzers 2, Mini Parma Violets 2, Fruit Salad Chews 5, Black Jack Chews 5, Anglo Bubbly 2, Refreshers Chew 2, Chocolate Coins 1 Net, Tongue Painter Lolly 1, Space Dust 1, Rainbow Dust Straw 4, Rainbow Drops 1, Swirly Lolly 1, - Qty In Order: 1 Retro Sweets Cube

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A Reindeer Stocking Packed with Nostalgia

A Reindeer Stocking Packed with Nostalgia - These stockings were such a roaring success last year, that we decided to bring them back once more! This reindeer stocking is stunningly traditional, and is rammed with all the most nostalgic sweets from your childhood - it makes for the most sensational and quirky Christmas present ever! It contains all these retro goodies: Flying Saucers, 50 saucers Fizzy Cola Bottles, 250g Strawberry Foam Mushrooms, 250g Dinky Chocolate Christmas Mix, 250g Fruit Salad, 250g Space Dust, 2 sachets Chocolate Coins, 2 nets Giant Refresher Bars, 2 bars Double Lollies, 2 Drumsticks, 3 Dip Dabs, 1 Sherbet Fountain, 1 Each stocking measures 35cm from top to heel, and 35cm from heel to toe and the sweets inside it weigh a whopping 1.4 Kg. Enough to keep the lucky recipient going until at least Easter..... errrr, no, maybe not. - Qty In Order: 1 Stocking

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A Victorian Jar The Best Boiled Sweets You've Ever Tasted

A Victorian Jar - The Best Boiled Sweets You’ve Ever Tasted - A beautifully elegant Victorian-style jar filled with our exclusive THE BEST YOU`VE EVER TASTED range of boiled sweets.... we`ve had some of our favourite traditional sweets enhanced and remastered, and the results are stunning. You get a delicious selection of Rhubarb amp; Custard, Strawberries amp; Cream, Kola Kubes and Pineapple Chunks. How Did We Create This Perfect Taste Sensation? We sought out a master sweet maker - a craftsman with many years of experience. And we set him the challenge to create the best sweets we have ever tasted (and we taste a LOT!). Intense Flavour From First To Last From the moment you pop one into your mouth you can really taste the difference. And this deliciousness is achieved with no artificial colours or flavours. The jars are made of plastic (so no risk of breakages) and they`re medium-sized... they feel lovely and substantial and make a fabulous gift. It really is the perfect little pressie (at a great price) for someone who deserves a nice big dollop of juicy retro loveliness... Each jar contains 365g (0.8lb) of Boiled Sweets (that`s a lot of sweets!) and measures 17.5cm x 7.5 cm (that`s 6.8 x 2.9inches). - Qty In Order: 1 Victorian Jar

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Top 20 Retro Sweets Jar With A andquot KEEP OUTandquot Label

Top 20 Retro Sweets Jar With A "KEEP OUT" Label - the problem (if you can call it a problem, it`s a good thing really) with the sweetshop when I was a child was that I was spoilt for choice. It was a conundrum of the best kind... what to buy with the pocket money that I clasped in my grubby little mitts. And we know that can be the case with shopping at www.AQuarterof.co.uk too... out of the 650+ retro sweets, which should you choose as a gift. Well we`ve come up with this genius idea to help you there... a selection jar containing the top 20 bestselling sweets on the entire website. So you only get the very best sweets... there`s no cheap fillers in our selection jars (unlike some we could mention!) And no-one will be in doubt about the message on the front of the jar!!! So what`s included in the jar? Well, deep breath, there`s... The Best Kola Kubes You`ve Ever Tasted The Best Rhubarb and Custards You`ve Ever Tasted! Fizzy Cola Bottles Candy Necklaces The Best Pineapple Chunks You`ve Ever Tasted Barratts Shrimps Strawberry Foam Mushrooms Milk Teeth Milk Gums Haribo Giant Strawberries Flying Saucers Chocolate Coins - 1 net 5 Drumsticks - Original (Raspberry and Milk) 10 Fruit Salads 5 sachets of Space Dust - Strawberry 5 Black Jacks 3 Mini Packs of Love Hearts 125g Sweet Tobacco 5 Double Lollies 3 Wham Bars - Qty In Order:

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PERSONALISED Bumper Box Of Retro Sweets (The Gift You Don't Need To Wrap!)

Yes! This Is Really Is The Gift You Don`t Need To Wrap... but EVEN BETTER... because it`s PERSONALISED! This, although I do say so myself, is simply genius. It`s a quality box, jam packed with iconic retro sweets. And the box is designed to look like it`s already gift wrapped. So you don`t have to wrap it if you dont want to - you can give it as it is! We shrink wrap the box to hold it tightly closed... and to stop any nosey recipients trying to see what`s inside before the big day! Take a look at the pictures to see just how many sweets we`ve managed to pack in. Plus there aren`t any cheap fillers in there as you can see... just top quality classic retro sweets like Sherbet Fountains, Wham Bars, Popping Candy (aka Space Dust)... and even a sack of Gold Nugget Bubblegum! And to top it all off... you can now add your own, special, personalsied message... - Qty In Order:

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A Small Wooden Box of Festive Fun

A Small Wooden Box of Festive Fun - A beautiful handmade wooden box filled to the brim with a stunning mix of Christmassy and retro goodies - what a cracking Christmas present to give to someone who really deserves a good old treat!!! Just to give you an idea, the box (full of sweets) weighs 1 kg (that`s 2.2lb) and measures 22cm x 12cm x 12cm (8.7in x 4.7in x 4.7in) - - a really meaty treasure trove of goodies! The box contains all these lovely goodies that will make you go totally misty-eyed and get you totally in the mood for a Cool Yule: Christmas Chocolate Mix, 250g Snowballs, 250g The Best Strawberries and Cream Ever Tasted, 250g Chocolate Coins, 1 Net Wham Bar, 1 Bar Drumsticks Lollies, 2 Lollies Space Dust, 1 Pack Double Dip, 1 Pack Mini Love Hearts, 4 Packs Mini Parma Violets, 4 Packs Sherbet Fountain, 1 Tube Loads of scrumptious festive goodies!!! (Please note: Very occasionally, we may be out of stock of an item. It`s rare, but if it does happen, rather than hold up your order we will replace the item with a similar, equally nostalgic item - so you won`t ever be disappointed!) - Qty In Order: 1 box

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Sherbet Pips

Sherbet Pips - Teeny little sherbetty sweets that that have been eagerly chomped by children up and down the country for a couple of generations! I would only be satisfied by pouring a handful of pips into my mouth - so uncouth, but oh so nice! - Qty In Order: 250g (8.8oz)

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