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Cheese Grater Loo Roll

The Cheese Grater Loo Roll is a great and hilarious bad gift for all those real men out there!We all..

Price: £4.95

Crafting With Cat Hair

Rubbish present for cat lovers. Are there fur balls piled up in every corner of your home? Do you lo..

Price: £11.95

Doo Doo Head Mask

Sure to get laughs with this rubbish funny mask gift. Sure to stand out at the next party Fits most ..

Price: £19.95

Finger Nose Hair Trimmer

Check out this beautiful rubbish present! You know when you stop at traffic lights and have a look a..

Price: £8.95

Racing Grannies

Although grannies aren't always known for their racing skills, our Racing Grannies make a hilarious ..

Price: £7.49

Space Hopper Binbags

The Space Hopper Binbags look just like the retro bouncing toy from the 70's! These bright orange bi..

Price: £4.99

Cunt Keyring

Beautiful laser cut cherry wood cunt set in white-backed clear acrylic. This classy little number is..

Price: £9.99

Bubble Wrap Costume

Whenever a package or parcel comes our way, we’re always more interested in the thought of the bubbl..

Price: £12.95

Lip Shit - Pineapple Brown Sugar

This vintage style lip balm tin makes for a really original gift! Hold on to moisture with the Lip S..

Price: £6.99

The Original Toilet Mug

A truly bad gift. This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and wi..

Price: £10.99

Magical Unicorn Slippers

What a crap present these would make! Plush unicorns with embroidered details and golden horns Slip-..

Price: £24.95

Bacon Toothpaste

Can't decide if this is rubbish or awesome. So you've enjoyed your scrumptious bacon sandwich in the..

Price: £4.95

Bogey Man - Egg Yolk Separator

Boogers Boogers, everywhere! Boogers, Boogers in your hair! Nobody likes a load of snot in their hai..

Price: £4.95

Cool Bananas Oven Glove

What a crap oven glove! It looks cool and will help keep your digits cool when taking food out of th..

Price: £7.99

Hand Shit hand Cream - Vanilla Hibiscus

This vintage style hand cream tin makes for a really original rubbish gift! Hold on to moisture with..

Price: £7.99

Inflatable Willy Costume

What a truly bad fancy dress costume!  Inflatable Willy Costume with attached fan Battery compa..

Price: £26.95

Irish Accent Mouth Spray

The Irish accent is one of the sexiest accents in the world and you too can speak like a native 'Oir..

Price: £6.99

Batman Bath Duck DC Comics

Turn every bathtime into an adventure with fun this Batman Bath Duck. This isn't any ordinar..

Price: £6.00

The Man Sack

Who says fashion can't be anatomically correct? Certainly not this rather fetching man sack!  A..

Price: £14.99

Bike Life T-shirts

UK and Worldwide Bike Life T-Shirt Designs..

Price: £15.36

1000 Rubbish Presents Scraped From The Darkest Depths of The Internet!

Thank you for checking out the ultimate collection of terrible gifts gathered from all around the web. Here you can find some really shocking presents to give for Christmas, birthdays or any special occasion. We have unique gifts for her, unusual gifts for him, and all kinds of absolutely awful ideas to surprise the ones you don't love very much. Whatever your budget, you can find everything from the cheap crap gifts under £5, stretch it a bit to under £10under £20 or just completely splash out and order a ridiculously expensive present.

If you'd like to browse though everything, there is an A-Z all the rubbish.

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